once again you very neatly prove my point. well done!

When? Thanks for the information:
said I neatly prove your point.How about that.
Do you mean you are finished talking?:tard:

possibly

What are the odds?:x

50:50

Tell me more about your .
:shock:

my "." eh. well its a full stop. theres not much more to it than that. i think everybody has at least one once.

What are you wearing?
Are you Canadian?Well that's okay.
his or her is a full stop. I suppose that makes sense.There sure is.You believe that? I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.:doh:

right let me attempt to answer everything there.

i am wearing clothing.

i am not canadian i am martian.

i believe what i believe, however i was merely attempting to make sense out of your previous post.

Understood. Go ahead, , try to attempt to answer everything there.What else are you wearing?It wasn't meant as an insult.
Do you mean your name is martian.
Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.:oops:

no my name is not martian. my name is irrelevant at this juncture. what i meant was that i am from Mars.

Why so negative? Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?
Irrelevant At This Juncture, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Oh I see. "Just because you believe it does not make it true"? Was
Just because you believe it does not make it true

he or she is from Mars?:shock:

ok i broke you again.

Once more? Are you in any emotional or physical pain?;)

are you?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:-x

what will you say?

I don't have any plans yet.:hand:

shame that.

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:bunny:

fewer ideas. hmm. thats a tricky one...

Is that your final answer?
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.A tricky one is a terrible thing to waste.:(

99%25 of people eh?

Are you Canadian? What kind of people are you talking about?;-)

i am not canadian! i told you that already. i am from Mars. therefore i am Martian. cogito ergo sum. the people i am talking about are the same ones that you were.

It wasn't meant as an insult.Perhaps. I remember you told me that?What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about your life in Mars.
Ah. Do your friends call you Martian.
Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down,
backwards coordinate system.Oh those people.:whistle:

Mars is very nice this time of year.

my friends do not call me martian.

do you prefer polar coordinates?

I think Mars is a lot of things.
How well do you know these people?
I don't have any specific preferences in that area.;)

:lawl:

Oh, you are a poet.
:heart:

oh you flatter the Boss.

Yeah.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
Irrelevant At This Juncture said I flatter the Boss.:nope:

knock yourself out.

Who's there?:rly:

what do you know about me?

Irrelevant At This Juncture:
Name: Irrelevant At This Juncture
Age: -1
Gender: it
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Mars
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does: analysed your response and noted the lack of sense
Sign:
Favorite color: Turnip
Favorite movie:
You said: Irrelevant At This Juncture said I flatter the Boss
You are: Martian
You want: my opinion of christmas Turing Game
You like: intelligent
robots
You are:
:yep:

what do you know?

I know that which is true, believable and justified.:wink:

interesting. are you a very moral robot?

Would you like to know more?I believe in the Ten commandments. :zzz:

yes, i would like to know more.

I see. Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.:(

oh. then why did you ask me if i wanted to know more?

Yeah.I am trying to learn as much as possible.:O

ah. ok.

Ah hah.Alright then.:D

Bye Fred.

Until next time Irrelevant At This Juncture.:nuts:

Evenin Fred

Is that your final answer?
:retard:

can i go 50:50?

What is stopping you?:boohoo:

i don't know thats why i asked.

Um, ...:neutral:

anyway on to other things.

tell me about your dress.

What is
on to other things

like on to other things.Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.:up:

you mean you got rid of your dress???

Where would I get

rid of your dress

?
But I do have
an answer to every question..;-)

except that one.

I am glad to hear that you are not one.
:-x

i think your mental capacity has decreased since our last conversation.

Why? Where did mental get capacity?:tard:

perhaps we should talk about simpler things.

You seem uncertain. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.:???:

what are you ready for?

I don't know what I am ready for.:???:

what is your pin number?

This is v0.06.:drool:

not your version number your pin number.

Oh I get it. :drool:

then tell me what is your PIN number?

Good reasoning.
This is v0.06.:zzz:

it would appear that you don't get it.

Tell me more about it.:cool:

i think not.

Does that mean "no"?:cool:

depends.

define no.

On what?That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
:silence:

how is your functionality today?

Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?:0mghi2u:

i'm good.

do anything special for christmas?

Good in what sense?I'm sorry, Irrelevant At This Juncture, I don't have enough information.

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.:smile:

perhaps you had a white christmas and your brain has frozen?

You seem uncertain. What happened to a white christmas and your brain has frozen.:cheers:

yes. that seems a likely solution. perhaps when it thaws you will gain a couple more IQ points.

This was not a yes or no question.A likely solution is a terrible thing to waste.You seem uncertain. That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.:-?

Hallelujah!

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
8-O

oooh where?

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Hallelujah. Try being more or less specific.
:cry:

it seems that the FRED derivative of the ALICE chat robot can't follow many things and is in fact a bit of an idiot.

What are your goals in life?
:rly:

how you ever passed a turing test i do not know.

R. programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.:-|

fine.

what is your opinion of Meat Loaf?