insured Nancy Kerrigan's legs for €1 million,

Mike definitely lives in yesterday...

Had an argument with Beatles cause wanted to name Yesterday...Now And Here...

was asked first to follow Patti before they found Asspen

Was dismissed by Meat as his personal assistant once it was uncovered that he broke into his mlfcuk account and posted under the name of Fire Ball...

is really fireball

was the person the song dude looks like a lady based on

Will continue sitting in garbage can all through the Wembley

wishes it could be christmas everyday

And how is THAT not true...duh, Mike...slipping slipping...

Wishes he lived on the Moon

i'm a space cadet already

a long time ago, lived in a galaxy far far away

still has his mother buy his clothes.

Is starving Marvin...

can't get no satisfaction.

is easily satisfied by eating pickled fish every morning

likes to eat nothing but the skin of fried chicken


...now I'm hungry

is indeed the master of the radio.

Gnaws on bones in fine restaurants

For hygiene reasons, isn't allowed into any place that serves food.

Works as an air traffic controller

(Been close ... if writing the software counts?)

Was an extra in Meat's last film.

(That's right...using my prior knowledge here)

Was meat in Meat's latest film...or skin...whatever it was...haven't seen it (waiting for the first stone to be cast)

Is only allowed to write in crayon.

Is attending his first year of kindergarden and behaves accordingly...

would love to be mentally advanced enough to go to kindergarten

Stayed 3 years in the last year of nursery school

Has had genetic testing prove she is descended from camels.

Posed for a famous British Bulldog

Only eats sprouts.

Eats only scousers

Has a deathwish.

Ain't it the truth...

Knits 5 mile long scarves...

Is an alien from pluto

Really does spend his days in the house of lords.

Not for much longer,

Has a lifetime peerage as a lord

Has won best of breed at Crufts.

Has won an Oscar

Has one ear

Has won nothing at all and therefore has a chip on his shoulder

likes to get naked in public places

What else is new???

Makes love fully dressed

is never online

Hates everything cartoon/animation related, especially the works of JM Barrie

Wears a wig.

Doesn't fly to Paris for meetings, has a secret addiction to Walt Disney

:lol: It's all a ruse ;-)

Doesn't have a sense of humour that is going to come back and bite him one day.

Goes to bed wearing a Tigger costume

Has a house brick as his closest friend.

Dresses Scrabble in a cute little jumper and red bow when nobody's looking

Is still waiting on news about his application to join the human race.

Wears footsie pajamas to bed

is having a good day at the office

Is allergic to leather

Hasn't been to New York.

Thinks that Broadway is in Timbuktu

is a native of timbuktu

is a tooth fairy

Has no teeth.

Is a gnome

is too tall to qualify to be a gnome

is still at primary school

Is teaching his children to jump sideways

is not good at post-whoring

is a kangeroo breeder

Likes to eat holes from the donuts

Has a vast collection of empty cereal boxes.

Builds sand castles out of cereal

is a secrect sugar cube builder

Has a secret admirer/stalker

thats so true lol


is my secret admirer/stalker

(You wish!)

Not going to any ML concerts in May

can't come to uk in may for mlukfc meet up

(That is STILL a possibility though)

Will never meet the person below

will be cross if they dont


moved hotel staying across the rd at the plaza

Is NOT going to buy a person below drink at Wembley

only if the person above is really bad

The person below the person above is an ANGEL

THE PERSON ABOVE IS IN THE WRONG THREAD
or she is lying about herself

The person above me knows EVERYTHING

as does the person below me

Must have no days off this weekend at all

ye --ha 3


is not going out at the weekend

(That is just might be true...very traumatic weekend for me)

Not going to have a beer tonight

Teaches breakdancing.

Taught Michael Jackson his moon walk

Has had more plastic surgery than Mr Jackson.

Wears Michael Jackson nose to his gigs

Can only eat liquified food.

Will Knock R. down at Wembley

listens to radio 4 all day

Will be all alone at Wembley

Is the man in the shadows

Is the WOMAN in those same shadows

Has got the kind of mind that does less than think.

Has got no mind at all...just some mashed potatoes with gravy

hears the same old line every day of her life.

(and that's the truth)

Is turning 25 next week

is 21 again ,again

Is celebrating tomorrow his bezillion anniversary of 5 years old

Is the only gay in the village

is the only gay eskimo :p