:coffee:

:sneaky: :shock: :yay:

A strong cup of tea please ...need to concentrate

nice -- coffee (full bean) blk with 1 sugar thanks

anyone serving?

Oh god...it's you again...

The pub is around the corner from your house...the real one...here we serve words, emoticons and pictures...capish?

books taxi

is that a whisky & coke micheal i'll get it when doing my own cuppa

Why are you so choosy picky...we adore you here...and you book taxi...oh well...

No self-service today...sit down and take a number...:evil:

what 125 ---- it's only on number 3

Do I look like an octopus to you??? :roll:

(Wow...service really sucks today...PMS rules)

yep think i'll join micheal in taxi to pub round corner

:(

Can I come with you???

I don't want to be here by myself...

There are...mice here...

well I donT know what you been told
waiting for service can make you grow old
books a cab to another bar
makes sure there's room for Chris in the car

looks like 1 of my clan (for six hours of the day) joking-----not

It was actually a child in me crying at being abandoned

well if the service was better,



any chance of a beer please

Sure...here is your beer...I'll join you if you don't mind...

Service IS better today...I think...

i dont mind at all ,here take a seat & i'll tell you i've booked ibis for now

Oh Chris...this is a very good news...you have posted last night that it's full...and by the time we were asking you, you were gone...thought you didn't get a chance to book...

Anyone servin... i could really do with a double bacardi and coke after the day i have had..

booked direct with hotel -- was on some other hotel sites saying it was full

Wait...I didn't get it...you didn't go to them directly?

bar staff are no good here tonight... will have to help myself...waited long enough!! lol

i'll have
1 x whisky
1 x beer
1 x pkt of dry roasted nuts
1 x pkt of pain killers (my head is bouncing)

i don't care what it it.... just make it strong... and no!!! I don't mean coffee!!

large glass of white wine for me please

ok.. whatever that was i'll have another one... thank's!!

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and two bowls of water, one large, one small. :-)

beer please

Large whisky, ice and diet coke please

looks like it's self serve night again

<<<<<Helps himself lol

were's the bottle opener

looks like they need new tenents in this place the cob webs are as big as the windows


any chance of service before crimbo 2010


beer please

weak tea, milk, two sugars please, and two bowls of water, one large and one small.

1 Suit please :D

would you like a beer with that or maybe a short

Short please

Somebody serving then? I'll have a nice cold Beck's, please...

whisky & coke for m

becks out of the cold fridge for h

& a beer for me

a barman that knows his customers, may come back here

Cheers... I'm parched... :cheers:

taps glass with H, cheers!!!

glad to be of service

just remember it's a large one with diet lol

www .dc

triple whisky & diet coke

whohooooooo catch me when I fall lol

beer needed

<<<pours Chris a cold one

:cheers: :cheers: thanks m

no worries m8

do you need another www .dc

keep em coming lol

black coffee & full english serving now in the lounge

Anything to knock me out please, And no hitting me on the head :-P

2x night nurse comming up

Thanks

anyone for a beer

Sounds like a fair swap!

coffee will do ...

Me too

Methinks, I need something with more body than a coffee.

a cappachino then

Is this the legendary Pub With No Beer?

That will do me... Thankyou!!!!

A bottle full of Sambuca needed, urgently!

I've got an empty one you can sniff and pretend?????

Kind offer but no, thanks!
Really need the liquid Sambuca version !!!!

here you go 1 x bottle of sambuca with 2 glasses

service ---- SERVICE serviceSERVICE

could I possibly have a double-double vodka and coke please? I would go for a LARGE but I have an early start tomorrow :p

sorry service is terrible over the last month can't keep the staff

here you go sir vodka dd with coke

<<<<<<<Jumps behind bar to take up his new career move as part time barman and slops drinker

Picks up beer mat and reads small print in his contract, great, nothing in it about not drinking the stock if there's no customers!!!!!

Bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel please, make sure it's chilled...

On it's way young lady - though I'm a sensible barman so must insist you hand over the keys to the CBR (purely for your own safety and the fact it's been a while since I had a go on one of them lol)

Okay, no problem, let me just jump forward in time to next Thursday when I'm picking it up...

Here you go...

I take it it's a free-for-all while you're out blatting?

Christ yes lol

Jolly good...

*jumps over bar and starts filling large suitcase with chilled bottles of wine, Becks beer and anything else that takes her fancy*

ErrrHUM, tis not next Thursday and I'm not sat astride your new toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sheepishly starts emptying suitcase, then decides to leave it where it is and collect it on thursday*

That's better, now, one glass or two with the chilled bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel?

:shock:

*Mumbles something about fecking looters everywhere and shuffles off to Buffalo...*

any chance of a cuppa in this joint

A cuppa?! That's a bit soft for a 'Boro lad innit?! :p

:bleh:

one sugar or two?

none but a shot of whisky

sorted

thanks i'll have a beer now & one for the new barperson

You pop out to change a barrel and he's gone?

beer please

you gonna buy me one????

only asking coz they pay crap wages here

they pay crap, yet they don't pay you?

mmm. interesting concept

What do you have to do to get a drink around here??