I think you're supposed to know the secret handshake...

Any chance of some food? Full English breakfast, toast instead of fried bread, and a bucket of tea? Thanks...

By the way, anyone seen Bob the Cellarman lately?

Mend my electric so I can get online!!!!!!

have you considered paying the bill LOL


sorry m

make mind a beer

on it's way m8

Welcome to happy hour, all drinks at special prices, what's your poison?

Can I have some arsenic mixed in with some nice drain cleaner???

One "Throatunblocker" cocktail coming up

Thanks, buddy...will buy you some more...ummm...how should I put it...conventional...:lol:

usual for me thanks

Here you go...something containing high contents of alchohol with diet coke...I like those mixes too...something to share at Wembley, eh?

share like the sound of that

beer please

Pint of the cold stuff on it's way sir

British drinks don't affect me at all...bet you I will drink you all under the table...

I wouldn't fit under a table lol

It's just an expression...where do you want to fit under??? :shock: :lmao:

seams like a challenge has been set

Oh yeah...wanna place bets or we just wait and see?

Politely please folks, we run a quality establishment here, may I suggest Witherspoons or Yates's?

or cheers

What was impolite about setting a drink under the table challenge??? :shock:

Plus...what is Witherspoons and Yates's?

I just barely learned what half eight means...I mean...how half eight is 8:30? Half eight is 7:30...geez...those Brits...

Cheap booze and cheaper morals to running quality inns

You know...this is what I figure...I don't know any better...I will just follow the majority...think I've got a right idea?

cheap beer yeah

may i have another please

on it's way in a fresh glass

Some more poison please...I need to take more codeine to wash it down with...

another throatunblocker coming up

Thanks...at least this pub is getting some decent help these days...

quality service is our watchword!!!!!!

service with a smile ,might make this my regular

and a fresh glass lol

true

I am sure you wife will be delighted that your regular is a virtual pub with virtual spirits...hahahahahahahahaha...

for a virtual pub this whisky tastes bloody great!!!!!

& the beer is good also, forget about the wife

I don't have any problem whatsoever forgetting your wife...hahahahahaha...

May have to have a ladies night then!!!!!

chsib ,,LOL

Let's play some pretend...

Bar person...some 15 year old scotch...cause this is what I am drinking now anyway...

Alright...what is ladies night in British speak?

On it's way, <<<gets the lead crystal glasses out

ladies only nite normaly with male stripers

ladies night, not ladies only............lol

I am not drunk enough yet to imagine that you guys volunteer as strippers...am I correct in that assumption???

did it for charity a couple of years ago never to be repeated

Never say never...

Michael, that scotch is doing wonders...why did I resort to medication first???

<<<Mutters under his breath as he pours the malt........Thank god!!!!!!!!

Well, speak for yourself then...

beer please ,save the malt for wembely

Strippers............................. where?

Wow...this thing is burning my mouth...THAT srong...great stuff...

bloody hell Tinkerbell's got AMAZING hearing lol

Guys are promising are something...we had some here in this pub some pages back...

beer on it's way

Feck im always too late..........

This is a rowdy lot...you never know...I know for a fact at least a couple done stripping before...just save your pennies to get them drunk...I will point out to you who to go after...

Free drink on it's way to the lady with the cute avatar!!!!!!

What's your pleasure Tinkerbell?

thanks mate



oowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww t its never to late

don't drink:(

coffee bar is open and I make a great tea!!!!

Who comes to the pub for coffee or tea? *Puzzled*

Ok tea it is, strong with a hint of milk, no sugar

On its way!!!!!

or a hint of something stronger, brandy

NOW you're talking...

The customer gets what she wants, reaches for the cognac

quite fancy a g&t

You turned into a drinker quick lol

I know...we're a very bad influence I am afraid...

looks like another one that follows the majority

truthfully havent had a drink in years.

by theese beers are going down well tonight

another please & a round for the house

Thanks, Chris...I am still nursing my scotch...toothache...medicinal purposes...

Double Sambuca please!
And don´t light it, need all the alcohol I can get!!

Bank Holiday - <<<<Rolls out the "Coach Parties Welcome" sign and writes the lunchtime specials board.

How's about a breakfast special?

Full English with a veggie option available!!!!

Veggie? Please.... this is a full English breakfast we're talking about here, there's a time and a place for veggie, and this is NOT it!!!!!

And I'll take that breakfast with a bucket of tea, please, and whatever you're having...

I'll have a bacon sarni with you - bacon, sausage, egg, fried bread, grilled tomato, mushrooms, baked beans and kidney coming up!!!

Veggie option???? Great, I´ll have it! x

full english with a nice ground coffee

I am no expert but full English breakfast veggie option would be beans and tomatoes...I think???

That´d be ok...
As hungry as I am right now, I´d be fine with nearly everything ;)

Even meat product??? :shock:

No, that´s the nearly exception I was talking about ;)

Don't know if England is exactly geared for vegetarians...

If you're gonna argue about it do it elsewhere please, there's a queue behind you

Turns around...sees NOBODY behind...looks again at bar help...and quietly leaves...

Of course we are... we have celery, don't we?

I´ll survive it...
Just 6 days to go through lol


:wtf: !!!! :nuts: !!!!!!

Not nececelery...

:lmao:

Barkeep? A large drink for my dear friend here please...

Gracias, Segnora...

I am the only one on this website who is working today...well, at work anyway...

I'm working... well, I'm out in my office, tappity tapping on the computer, that's as close to work as I ever get...

still on the throatunblockers Zina?

Switched to tea now...I figure it's too early to die today yet...

ok

Have i missed last orders?:panic:

for you I'll have an extension, what you want??????

4 beers & a whisky & coke

Oh wat i want u can't give me:shock: