<<,serves Chris but is really interested in what Tinkerbell wants lol

withdraws order for whisky & coke LOL

<<withdraws everything Chris asked for lol

can u make cocktails??

Long island iced tea

On it's way (<<<<runs to check his cocktail makers guide)

would you rather not have a long slow screw?

:roll: thirsty here.....................

Here you go, enjoy!!!!!

Pardon??

It's a cocktail

not going there

Ok, a round on the house, who wants what?

a bottle of 25 y old malt please

& a cider for the mrs

one SINGLE shot coming up

At this time of night anything will do....:D

Me????? LOL

I prefer a young wine......maybe californian

<<feels rejected but pours a wine

join me for a drink and chris too:cool:

Pours the three of us a drink

:cheers:

bottoms up!!!!!

very nice

my bottom??????

<well i wouldn't know that> yet!

fulll english please with a fresh ground coffee

No worries, on it's way

Service please, a martini bianco, ta:cool:

bleeep

got any poiti'n, just a wee scoot mind, its good gear

Cup of Horlicks please, can't sleep.

beer please

OK...whoever wants what is all served...

Except for Jonty/knooby...need translation to what he said...

:cheers: :cheers:

:twisted: No bleeping in here please, ladies present :wtf:


So how's my empire doing?

:shock:

*Speechless*

did u say drinks all around??:D

did you?

I might have.......rum and coke please

Ice?

Oh! yes please:roll:

On it's way

join me, what would you like?

you can put a whisky in my glass thank you!!!

sante :cheers:

Bottoms up

indeed, bottoms up

make mine a beer thanks

ok i don't drink but i feel i need a drink, wat do u recommend?

Large whisky with a Sambuca chaser coming up

oh this better be good

any poiti'n on the go???

you wanna blow ur head off completely:shock:

again, good gear

just illegal!!!!!!

poisonous if taken in excessive amounts

That explains Jonty lol

lol i can believe that

beer please

no problem

:cheers:

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

no comment jonty??

What is it??? :shock:

Irish version of moonshine ...

Gracias!

Prego!

The correct response, of course, is de nada...

Why prego? Prego is "please" in Italian???

Nah Prego is italian for you're welcome, especially when it is said in response to Grazie.

True...which makes gracias Spanish....;)

In any event...grazie mille!!!

I was merely following the theme of International Languages Day which appeared to have started in this establishment ... English, Spanish, Italian ... what's next?

Not awake here at all...

Alright then...I'll follow the leader...

Yak she mash?

Eu sou agradeço-o muito bem

Ahhh...you finally got me...don't know Portugese at all!!!

I claim my prize of a lifetimes supply of free drinks! :cheers:

Than it appears that your life will be somewhat short...and I know just a person to help me out with this!!! ;)

Posts the Andy K is barred sign above the bar!!!!!!

<<<<<<< Points out that AndyK was drinking here loing before you were a twinkole in the forum's eye, and also instigated the first lock-in ...

Orders from the landlord I'm afraid........

Anybody claiming lifetime supply of free drinks is automatically barred for said lifetime or shot............

I can't find the ammo for the shotgun

That's because I hid the ammo ... Mouse may be licensee and landlord in terms of names above the door, but all forum staff have shares in the profits of this place ... how else do you think we can afford the upcoming tour costs?

Where did you find the landlord??? :shock:

No problem, just as soon as I get it in writing (triplicate) from the virtual landlord who pays said barman's virtual wages.

Don't wanna get virtually sacked..........


I'm starting to take this way too seriously..................


Memo to self - never get pissed and go online............I still don't remember how I got this bloody job

You assume that the landlord can write?

By the time I see him in here I'm lucky if he can walk!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm working at the bar tonight, you should all come over for a pint! :up:

(I appreciate it's a rival bar but I could use the company in there lol)

On my way!! The staff are far better looking a the rival bar ;-)

I would love to come to your pub, Lucy...

I can never get served here...don't even know why...

I hope you weren't talking about Charlie and Declan?! :shock:

Come on up Zina, I serve anyone in that place :lol:

Very nice it is too!!

What do you think? :roll:

I'll vouch for that :cheers:

You know what...I'd rather buy you a drink...I'll see you soon enough...

Could you, people, move closer to me or something???

Could anyone please pour me a large glass of Sambuca?
Much appreciated, thanks!

With or without flames?

Without!!
That´d be a waste of alcohol ;)

Saves trimming your nasal hair though :lmao:

:shock:

Such language from a gentleman!!!

Eww!!
Now where´s my Sambuca????

nasal Zina, nasal ... clean your ears out :p

Ears or eyes???

My dear...implying that a lady has nasal hair...is an insult in itself...

Now go and get your mind out of the gutter!!! :lmao:

I was merely lowering mysef to everyone else's level :eyebrows:

That which was born to fly...can't crawl...