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Did anybody notice how easy it is to make Michael laugh???

Can't wait for May to see Michael and Andy together and Michael p*ssing himself laughing...that should be something to see...although maybe not smell...

I'm very much looking forward to that too - I've honestly seen Mr K choke laughing at the laptop with something Michael's posted, can't wait for May!

According to Mr. King he spit once or twice on his computer too with my PMs...SO...a bunch of jokers getting together...this should be VERY interesting...

very interesting indeed

Like your sig...lol;)

Formal on Thursday :D

You can do mine after you're finished if you like? I've done all the rest of it...

Hmmm.... Perhaps he's dirty?

Work tommorrow! Why can't working days go as fast.

who doesnt?:))


I dont wanna go back to school tomorrow...

ah well...36 days of school left in my life, guess I´ll get 'em through...

Should start anotherone of these countdown threads, eh?:))

Who doesn't what??? Spit at computer??? :shock:

once I laughed out very loud in the schools computer room during maths while reading something here...doues that count...

Well, happened to me a few times in the middle of the busy office...so...yeah...I know all about THAT...

What on God's earth were we just pulled into?! :shock:

have decided that this world is just too crazy

Think it was a convention ...

:yikes:

At least if they're all in the same place, we know where they are :lmao:

Big Stig!!!! pmsl

I liked "I've got an alloy"

Have you seen how my alloy glints in the sun lol

We drew hotdogs ...

it's not safe to take a drink at the moment!

I know, this is a classic

He's got the jump leads ...

Think I've got names for when we get dogs - Brokeback, Murderer and Captain Slow!

A little terrier, a scruffy labrador and a big lumbering St Bernard ... :lmao:

No baby of mine will be a terrier, and I hope you're not referring to my Richard as a terrier!

Yes I was, and I'm sure his wife will take issue over the ownership ;-)

...whatever!!!

I'm not peeling the squirrel

Michael was that a real cow? Andy's telling me to not think about it which implies to me it was,,!

It was

This just gets funnier!!!!!!!!!!!

It was?! Oh that's not funny that's awful, the poor cow!

They're having a pop at the camera men now!!!!

Clarkson really does speak alot of sense at times.

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it´s cold, I´m tired and hungry....

How on earth did they not end up dead?

the games not over till its over... terrible result in the rugby

Clarkson say's it as it is.
The show was brilliant tonight, how they never got shot at the service station?
It's a shame that a car show is the only show on the beeb that makes me laugh.

top gears always great... tonights really was top top gear!!

Where would I be without her??
She´s so damn right!!!

Hows the snow? Its been quite warm in Melbourne today :wave:

What snow?

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It's Monday

Indeed it is ... what a **** way to spend a seventh of your life.

yep

Tell me why I don't like Mondays??? :shock:

Oh yeah...

I feel ill :(

{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}

(Wrong person, right intent)

Wassup Smoggy?

Getting those tomorrow :))

Dunno, feel like someone's taken my insides out and put them back in the wrong order

See, THAT'S what a lack of bread and dripping will do to you!!!!

You honestly have no idea how true that is Michael!! My step-dad can't eat red meat anymore so we don't have beef anymore!!

Might have to do that this weekend hon! :up:

Hmmm roast beef dinner ... with all the trimmings!!! :))

WHAT????? No BEEF????? You need to drop severe hints before someone goes shopping!!!!

lol I don't do hints ;)

Just tell him then lol

Some people don't need telling ... ;-)

Yeah, but who cooks it?????

Only a yorkshireman can cook a proper roast dinner ... (and that way he doesn't have to wash up :)) )

My Mum's a yorkshireman???????????

I've no idea, I've never met her (him :?)

She cooks proper roast dinners though

Well that saves me a job...! Though I'll point out that both of my parents are from Yorkshire ( though we only mention the decent half of that! )

I can see a cookery masterclass happening ;-)

There's a decent half to Yorkshire????

Would the others be indecent????

No there isn't a decent half to Yorkshire ... all of it's decent (except perhaps the surroundings of a certain mill town)

My wonderful Mum - Mummy Meat Loaf as she has now been named - is from North Yorkshire, as it should be :up:

My Dad is from the land of the newsagents... :shock:

AH, wondered where you lived lol

I bet the accent still doesn't make any sense to you though does it ;)

Was Andy that was directed at lol

And your accent comes over more on the phone, they obviously were lacking in telephone voice training at the finishing school!!!!!!

lol first thing I said to Andy when I came off that phonecall was "sorry - been speaking to Michael!"

On a one-to-one like that it comes out, it's situations like RAH that it all goes bizarre!

Me?

Depends when you mean ... born South Yorkshire, dragged up North Yorkshire, escaped to the land of the Smoggies for a 3 year sentence before serving 2 years on remand on Lancashire and then 10 years of missionary work in Dorset before emigrating to Cheshire ... and people wonder where my Yorkshire accent went :lmao:

Except it was said in a true Byker Grove accent :lmao:

You'll pay for that one King

Ten mins on the phone to me will kill any finishing school training lol

Still makes me laugh that you said that, I can't think of anyone who'd be thrown out of finishing school quicker! :lol:

So, I pay for passing the comment that backs up your own statement from further up the thread ... don't you just love female illogic? :lmao:

You're meant to defend me and be nice to me, with comments lile "honey you've got the least Geordie/northern accent I've ever heard" !! Not "it was said in a Byker Grove accent!!"

Well, since you know I love your telephone voice, how can you think otherwise? And by your own admission one conversation with Michael did send your accent towards to NE ... which is why you had to talk to a more refined Yorkshireman afterwards to bring it back to it's normal dulcet tones.

Ah, the memories of Ant and Dec

You crawler

Trust me that wasn't crawling :twisted:

looks at dust patches on Andy's knees....................if you say so lol

:up:

I dropped my lighter under the desk :))

PMSL

Yorkshireman...is it something in Alabama where your momma is your dad?

lol well trained isn't he! :lol:

Aww I joke, I can't stand crawling - I'd rather people disagreed with me and stuck to their guns!

I'm perfectly house trained if that's what you mean?

I've never seen Andy stand up so fast!!!!!!!!!

:lmao:

as if I need to crawl

I just have that affect love

There goes that modesty again :lmao:

Duly noted and taken under consideration...:twisted:

Absolutely! Can't stand people sucking up and saying what they think people want to hear, it doesn't achieve anything!