And, to quote one of my old signature lines ... eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

I remember your signature...

Alright...let's settle on you being an eagle with somewhat clipped wings...I refuse to think that you're anywhere near the weasel type...

beer please befor i go over to the rival for a quick half

made from spuds, lol.

Fancy a nitecap anyone?

or is it drinking chocolate before bed..............

Strong coffee please

full english & a caffatier of coffee

Alkeehol!!!!!!!

Jeepers this bars deserted, a red wine and Im off........

hey lawrence, a pint a harp and a packet of dates please

<<<wakes up as been on duty for bloody hours with no customers and had fallen asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody here??????????????

Pours himself a whisky then lol

Opening time yet?..................half a lager and a packet of crisps please

got any absinth?

jesus, is it that serious with you knooby?? :shock:
<<< pours you one

just the one???? it'll do for a start, ta very much, have one yourself

Anything I am NOT allergic to...sorry can't be of more help...cause have no clue what else I am allergic to...

Mmm water for zina :D and a vodka and orange for me, please

I think I can drink straight vodka...maybe?

beer please and a free round on me to celebrate the end of st georges day

Cheers :cheers:

free round?? what didnt i spot that sooner

beer please

fancy a cocktail, wat do u recommend?

Pina Colada!!
Try one... :cheers:

gets out of his sick bed for a quick whisky

cheers, join me betty in a toast:-P

no food thanks, just the whisky lol

Typical only think of their stomach's........whiskey, bushmills malt comin up

will do TB, thx! fancy a nice pina colada myself! yummy :D

done, cheers

ok, one more

for the road.....

for the duvet even lol

OK...one for me too...whatever everybody is having...

Free drinks for the next five mins only (only doing this to piss Smoggy Chris off)

:twisted: :yikes: :faint:

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please.

since i was out last night i'll have my drink now ta


4x beers :cheers:

one large shandy please...!
need to get ready for this evening

too late, was a once only offer lol

And who took advantage of it besides you??? :wtf:

I just missed that by about 20 minutes, u ***te......:mad:

beer please

Mmm something cold and refreshing.....please

water with ice comming up

a black bush would be fantastic ta

Too many whiskey drinkers here...........how about a brandy and ginger?

We cater for all sorts, one Brandy and ginger on it's way, you want ice?

And you can never have too many whisky drinkers...........unless it's Andy's good stuff we're drinking lol

yes please, on the rocks

no problem

i cant drink whisky, so i'll stick to a nice pint please

a pint of?

Gets a glass of red wine ready, sooner or later she'll be here

lager pls

np

ta very much

Martini please, with ice

MARTINI????? Do we actually stock that?

Oh yeah, it's in the girly section, which colour you want?

Maybe i should drink elsewhere...............Bianco please

Shaken or stirred?

shaken

no problem, enjoy

:cheers:

should I call last orders or pour another?

Mmm close call, pour another, lol

snowball please

Ah, a drinking partner, just what I ordered, one snowball on it's way!!!

what r u having?

A large whisky, diet coke and ice thank you!!!!

Actually it's a home pour measure, slightly more than a large one lol

lol,enjoy

Oh I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stay sober if u can

not even worth trying to do that!!!!

mug of coffee, pls

beer please

done, £2.90 please

how much i can get 3 x beers for that price down the club -- daylight robbery

sling ur hook if u don't like the prices, cough up first

god you come in this place for a quiet pint & all you get is attitude must be under new management

oh nearly forgot £2:90

He's abconded, don't know where he went, mentioned something about a leak and took off

absconded

Ooops spelling mistake, even us bar staff have standards

Last orders.................

Now if we'd have been told about the presale we could've organised an extension lol

Why do you need to extend 24 hour opening? :cheers:

hello anybody here?

no just us cyber ghosts

want to have a nice breakfast.

its a bit late but have had staffing problems since someone called meat loaf said he was touring the uk.lol


i think i'll have a beer

I'll join you in a toast to Meatloaf...........2 weeks to go:roll:

wish i was going today arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And it appears now that I am allergic to booze...so while you're all drinking in a real pub I will be sitting in the internet cafe posting on this thread...argh...

Me too. so looking forward to this ;)

I think this post was to Chris and not to me, eh? ;)

you can still join us for a few cokes in the real pub zina

Oh I will...I am just trolling for sympathy...:lmao:

Who needs drink to have a good time?

you can be chief pic's taker as no one eles will be able