is a rocket scientist

doesn't like pork luncheon meat.

confuses himself with person above him

confuses everyone but herself

person above is wrong - confuses herself MORE than anybody else...oh wait...this is ALTERNATIVE version...

Person above has no say on this site whatsoever...yeah!!!

person above is Mary Poppins in disguise!

Ate Mary Poppins for breakfast

Burp!!!!! Sorry!!!!!!!!

bungee jumps every day!

:twisted: Also Bungee jumps every day, but uses George Formby's entrails as the bungee rope :shock:

has no clue how a george formby works

Is a cute little girl

was once a fashon designer

Is a world famous ballet dancer!

is a world champion speedway rider

:twisted: Once entertained the troops in The Falklands with her award winning break dancing tour :shock:

is covered from head to foot with tattoos

:twisted: Swapped the tatoo artists ink for invisable ink so you can only see my tatoos under ultra violet light :shock:

has just bought a lorry load of scorpions

:twisted: Has got no idea at all who those scorpions are getting poured over :devil:

is the best ML tribute in the country

has just swam the english channel

was the one who smeared all the goosefat on my body to stop me freezing in the water

:twisted:Tribute? Best?

Oh god, you're not turning into Dean are you? :doh:

There is only room for one "who's the best?" obsessed tribute.
And even THAT is one too many :? .


Anyway..............

TPA collects tupperwear :shock:

you wished lol


has just won the lotto and has bought an island in the middle of nowhere

I thought these were supposed to be lies? :p

Is married to Prince Edward.