with or without straw & umbrella

Any drink for me that makes me falling asleep very fast, please! thanks :D

nightall on the rocks comming up

Thank you!!
Strong one, very good!
What would you like?

i'll have another beer thanks did you get your email pic

Who not me?

was talking to betty dear cant uplink last pic on my meet up post

i'll just drink up quietly then:(

Alright, a beer for Chris is coming up!
Yeppa, got that pic, ta again!

Tinkerbell luv, what would you like?
I have an excellent silky red wine, if you´d like.

nope shes on the martini on the rocks faze

Wine gives me such a headache

beer please

ok no problem, i ll have one too

on the beer tut tut what have you been up to toninght lol

I'm on a weird trip here, Im meatloaf drunk

for crying out loud ----- ok beer comming up

You took the words right outta my mouth...cheers

outta the frying pan & into the fire,fire,fire

Ok you can make me breakfast....an ulster fry

ok see you in 20 hours--where do i go from airport

ok working on it do you want eggs

Keep left till u have to go right and ur there..

sunny side up please

comming right up

ta, maybe i should retire for the evening, up at 7am

ok nite sleep well

nite

Did someone mention breakfast? I'll have a full English please, very crispy bacon, sausage, fried egg over easy, beans, mushroom, hash browns and a slice of toast and a cup of tea...

Oh, and if you could look after the children while I'm eating it, that'd be lovely...

no probs -- children in play pen watching teletubbies

If it was me...they would be on the bottom of the lake feeding fish...

Oh my god...I am BAD...:shock:

You sound like my mate Angie... who doesn't have children... but does have a rather large pond at the bottom of her garden, that her niece is extremely used to...

On one occasion I took my eldest, Jordan, there, he'd have been about 3 at the time, and I asked her to keep an eye on him while I went to the loo.. I came out and asked where he was, to be told 'he's okay, he's down at the pond, looking at the fish'...

I didn't quite manage to sprint fast enough to catch him before he fell in, and we both got covered in extremely stinky green slime as a result... Needless to say, I haven't taken him back since. :shock:

I am not quite that bad...

All children (same as dogs incidentally) immediately adore me and show obvious interest in me...

Me...not so much...hahahhahahahahaha...

Well...I do adore dogs back...:oops:

time for a beer

You're playing catch up m8 lol

ok line up 4 more

<<<<still drinking, who's serving??????

:twisted: What's your pleasure today sir? :mrgreen:

Actually it´s Madam :p

A large, and I mean REALLY large Sambuca please !! :mrgreen:

:twisted: Here, have a bottle :mrgreen:

Ermmm.... weak tea, milk, two sugars please :-)

2 beers please & some live meat loaf

Beers i can do, but Live Meat no chance

ok beers it is

Here you go, enjoy

:twisted: Landlord staggers in clutching a bottle of something alcoholic, grabs a table, and lights up a smoke* :mrgreen:

Stopped serving tea here then? :shock:

Perhaps someone should open a cafe.

1 pot of tea on it's way

Martini, on the rocks please

on the way & a couple of beers for me

Cheers, i needed that.....

lines up another

Why not? you too

ok you twisted my arm

Drinks for Michaels birthday....whiskey yuk!, beer and a g&t

someone say whisky on the house????????????????/

Since its ur birthday, why not...whiskey 4 u xx

whisky & diet coke on its way birthday boy

:cheers:

Once again...happy birthday, Michael!!!

To your health, happiness and prosperity!!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/ist2_2415327..._champagne.jpg

beer please & get another for the birthday boy

Rum and diet coke for me...no ice...thanks!!!

coming right up

Thank you, kind sir!!!

Can i have my usual?? so thirsty

martini on the rocks coming up

oh thank you, so kind

Something for insomnia please (and no, there's no such thing as a good book) .

How about a bad book then, if it's really boring, it'll put you to sleep...?

Any chance we could get Aging Bat employed on the weekends to do fry ups?

Hmmmm fryups.. haven't had one of those in years, you coming on the camping trip Ageing Bat???? :shock:

Oh, weak tea, milk, two sugars please.

tea for jan & a beer please

Me too:roll:

:yawn:

one for the road..

beer please nice n cold

ya got it, i'll have a martini

on the rocks comming up with another beer

cheers chris(paul)

may not get a refill

Why not? :shock:

need i say more:evil::evil:

Yes you need...is that a Paul thing that gotcha?

So Paul....sorry Chris, set them up :-P

sorry this is not a ten pin bowling alley

Isn't it?:shock:

look at me now!
Why do I want? well,
NOTHING AT ALL

How about a whiskey and coke?

always a good buy, but dont have coke at home.

Marvelouslyamazinglybrilliant idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think I'll join ya!!!

whiskey and water then

hmmm....anything else you can mix with Jack Daniels?

just water....michaels going join us. Had a little after work drink myself today, only went in for 1 honest.

nah, water.....might try

Cool u want ice?

isnt that quite the same as water?

frozen water if im not mistaken:-P

why isnt whiskey cooled with frozen whiskey cubes?

you could try that...go on if ur bored. Results by tomorrow night

JD......MIX???????....HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ran out of jack daniels, but found some very good scotish single malt.

:shock:

I bet you're mixing it with milk