For gods sake someone pour her a glass of red wine b4 she really starts on me lol

*Looks around for Michael's dear...*...

Dear or deer???

Quickly...rum and coke...

I have to run to the loo...brb...oh wait...water closet...otherwise you don't know what I am talking about (have to use facilities) :lmao:

Not dear, apparently I go cheap lol

Its the half a bottle i've already had thats the problem!!

Two whiskeys and ur anybodys:-P without the coke

How much for a night...oh hell...make it 15 minutes...that's including post-whatever cigarette, undressing and dressing, of course...

Feck that...scrap undressing and dressing...too much trouble...

psml

Need a pee would do lol

Only HALF??????????????????

Jeez I've had more than that lol

I go further with the coke lol

So youre bigger than me and you didn't have to share your dinner with Marvin!!!

I remember it took me some time to explain to you guys near the Tower that I need a bathroom...:lmao:

only to 2nd base

EXTREMELY confused now...you want to go to 2nd base with Michael??? Are you sure???

thats where he gets to on plain whiskey

and with coke...

I see...:(

who knows ?????????

its my round line the up

Thanks!!!

my usual please

Ok one bottle of red wine finished and i'm off to my bed!! Take care and sweet dreams everyone XXX

Night, Emma...I am off in a few too...

nite emma & zina take care xx

Night, night...

Hugs and kisses to everybody!!!

Nite nite xx

I'm still knocking them back so keep 'em coming

late bar is it?

Hell yes, is there any other type?????

One before bed...please

beer please

sounds good, i think i'll join u

Should i be embarressed to admit that i'm sat here with a vimto??

oh my a t-totaler

Not at all...

Just that i drank my last bottle of JD last night whilst watching Fight Club :cool:

but your a tee totaler tonight unless you want something harder to drink

something harder to drink?:shock: what do u suggest?

a nice gran marnier with a dash of ice

I'll stick to my vimto... unless you have a spare bottle of JD floating about in the back?

one shot of jd on the way

A shot???

I said a bottle...

house rules

Rules???

I don't do rules...

Now pass the sodding bottle...

Rules r made to be broken....:roll:

so are bottles but well share this one

make it a double then...:-)

See.... it's always good when Heat get's her way...

who got whos way

You said this...



So i assumed that you'd given in to my demands... :twisted:

no the bottle has stayed behind the bar were all drinking shots from the bottle from behined the bar

Spoilsport....

You open to bribes???

if the price is right

no idea

Who said owt about money??? ;):lol:

i'll just put up the closed sign

And don;t forget to flick the lock down...

ok also remembers to get extra bottle of jd from celler

Ohh... sounds like it's gonna be one helluva night...

beer please

sure and one for me too :cheers:

plums my suck... rearrange at your leisure

Mmm the mind boggles, strange request

Is that Knooby Doo saying "My Plums Suck"?

obviously passed the use by date.

I have a strange feeling its another way round :-P

big mother full english & a big big mug of black coffee

welcome to the aftershow winners party for the M.E.A.T.I.E.S


BOTTLES OF CHAMPANGE TO THE WINNERS


i'll just have a beer

Line them up, don't stop til I fall over





Actually, once I fall over you can just pour them str8 in me mouth ta

Ahh! Not Again.

He's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Martini on the rocks please barman.........:roll:

ok & a round on the house

put your hand in your pocket you tight git lol

just cause your getting the next round in

The "LNL" has spoken!!!!

Breakfast NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cuppa tea needed

Jeez a drink would be nice....

beer please

Does this place still do a full English?

Depends, knowing you it'll have to be with either peanut butter (crunchy) or a fat slice of cake lol

Nah, that's a lunchtime or evening snack... peanut butter in the morning has to come on toast, but I fancy a full English this morning..

Sausage... extra crispy bacon... hash browns.. beans.. mushrooms.. fried egg, over easy... tinned tomato.. white toast, lightly toasted.. and a bucket of tea to wash it all down...

Gotta get my fill of English food before I go and spend a week living on strange Estonian grub..

Estonian grub ain't strange...eating beans for breakfast is strange...

Depends how many legs the grub's got

Well...wanna try some...come on down...it ain't much different from Ukrainian grub since we all used to live in the same country...and we do have Russian delis here...

beer plesae

You're always begging beers..........ok on the house

just put it on monstro's tab

Wow now your talking....

your usual then

please

In that case i'll have a red wine please!!

whey hey join the party emma...:lol:

Thank you i dont think i've been in here before!!

so thats a bottle of red ,a bottle of martini ,& a crate of beer comming up

oh we better get m a whisky & d coke

Better make it a single tho he's on the bike in the morning!!

Oops i have been here before but only 6 times!!!

on the rocks please.......lemonade too