aaaahhhh! just remembered it's pancake day today... got to make pancake's later on.

Pancake day??? I gotta get myself a diary

You forgot too?;)

Pancakes are all sorted for tonight...... Tesco's are doing Aunt Bessie's ready cooked one's buy one pack, get one free :mrgreen:


That's my kinda cookin'! :lmao:

mmmmm Aunt Bessie's, great, gonna have Yorkshire Puds on my mind all day now

And by Yorkshire Pudding I don't mean Andy lol

:shock: You should make then.... more fun that way;)

:lmao:

watching hospital ceiling lights flying by from the gurney is fun but only in the movies :-)

Must put some lager in my vinegar bottle.

:twisted: Kids are growing up faster these days :shock:

Just been to the wacky warehouse with my nieces and nephew.

If you don't know what a wacky warehouse is, it's a childrens play centre with slides, ball pits, swinging ropes, wot not.


Uncle Neil has just had to promise not to tell any of their friends I took them, as it's not a "cool" place to hang out :wtf:

The oldest is 9 for crying out loud :nuts:

Well, there goes any street cred I ever had :sad:


:lol:

yep, now it´s official. I´m ill...
Am invited out for dinner this evening and just turned it down...
Definitely ill!

:p

Watch it ... I'm only a couple of hours away from you at the moment ... :twisted:

You should've said.....I didn't realise the north was getting a break

It's been on a break ever since you emigrated ...

I was forcefully removed

Some would say not far enough :lmao:

With you so close I may even agree!!!!

I'll be closer in a minute ... the hotel bar is further east than my room ...

Where are you?

lol
that´s interesting

"Total Posts: 577 (5.77 posts per day)"

Well done me:-)

Are you THAT bored Betty?

<<< refuses to answer, because I already know I´m having a pathetic life....

But thanks for reminding me

Anytime lol

You had one reminder for free for this year... so that was it.
You´ll have to wait till next year for the next one.

Bullocks to the lot of them :evil:

Somerset/Dorset border

un-officially look whos birthday it is tomorrow

Whose?

young ross

I thought it was 22nd? Oh yeah...for you it is tomorrow...geez, why am I so confused?

Got a new job!....yipee:D :cheer:



Does'nt start until May tho..:roll:

Congrats!!!!!!!!

I'm just off to see how much brown stuff can hit the fan at work today so have fun all.

we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus
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and the best laugh is 4 passenger's phoned up to complain that i said OH S**t when it hit
not thank you for driving it for 5 miles to get them to civilisation and home
i think next time i'll just park it up and let the lazy sod's walk

Thank's Michael

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to scream!

:twisted: "we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus"


I now have an image of a gang of pheasants in black hoodies hiding by a quiet little lane, hefting broken half bricks :wtf:

Why do I get this nagging impression that Rick is an EXCELLENT driver??? :wtf:

Rick, next time you aim for a pheasant make sure i am behind you please.

By law, if you hit a pheasant on the road and kill it, you cannot pick it up or move it but the next person can legally pick it up, announce ownership and take it home to stew and put inside a nice pheasant pie.

It's a wonder that 'Greedy Gordon' doesn't put a tax on road kill...... he's taxed pretty much everything else to do with roads and driving. :roll:

Remind me tonight to post my joke about Gordon, Tony Bliar and the rural countryside!! Tis rather enjoyable!

Good job you didn't say anything about plucking pheasants then! ;) :lmao:

Is it the one where they're in a bar mixing with the locals?

In other news...I was driving today behind QQ car (if somebody doesn't know what it is - it's an antique car license plate)...some kind of British old thingie...didn't look like much of anything antique...just OLD...

Big sticker on the back "GB"

Alright...I have NEVER yet encountered this kind of driver:

The speed ranged between 42 and 65 with no cars in front for no particular reason.

The car was swerving back and forth all over the lane like a person REALLY doesn't know what straight line is...ouch...

And that concludes my morning rant.

Thank you very much for your kind attention!

:shock:

Two more to go :mrgreen:

There I was happily walking down the road in my pheasant costume, christ my head hurts!!!!!!

:lmao:

If only people would be rich, and if only intelligence would be buyable...
The world could be such a lovely place then....

So Rick, how many fields did you have to drive across to get that pheasant?

Hang on a minute, Rick drives a bus near leeds.

Rick, where exactly near leeds have you found these pheasants wandering around?

I'm just asking for a friend like.
*prepares poaching shoelace*

*Rings game keepers on W Yorks / N Yorks borders*

Spoilsport.

I could try and waft them on to my car. Then I can claim posession!

Yes while driving in the rural area's on our fishing adventure's we often have a collision with the odd wandering pheasant.
Didn't know the law about the actual driver not being allowed to stop and collect it.
I will have to take my car next time and follow him.

No Chris ... logic dictates you' wrong herer ...

If by some fluke of nature a pheasant was killed by your Smart Car, then as the driver you can't claim posession, as you yourself staed above.

So by thory, what's mor elikely to happen is that the pheasant following the pheasant that waft onto your car will be able to claim a road killed Smart car :))

Welcome back Dottie!! :cheer:

Welcome back Dottie.

There goes the neighbourhood again!

Hiya Dottie!! Nice to meet you ;)

Finally home, only two days to go........

huh?? 2 days till what?

The weekend and the following week off!!!!!

the weekend?

Guess I had the right guess, What do I win?

Is it me or you have every second week off???? :shock:

I try to but work say I cant..........

im having next week of aswell, retirement is great

Never knew you were 65

Wonder what it is? :shrug:

must be something in the air! lol

evil in the air, thunder in the sky

good job the streets aren't bloodshot then!

<<<Goes to make sure his bike is ok lol

Got regional management meeting tomorrow in Brighton first thing and the whisky is slipping down, sooooooooo glad the bottle's nearly empty and I ain't got no more lol

Want me to PM you some?

No, I'm in one of those "I'd drink till I pass out" moods lol

Know the feeling lol

It really is a good job that the only bottle of whisky left is one I'll never open!!!!

why have it if you never get to taste and enjoy it??

Some are too precious to touch.

Went to a fund raiser for the charity that I used to work for. It's a bottle of House Of Commons single malt signed by the one and only taxmeister himself Tony Blurrrrrrr

ebay headed???

No, this one's a memory of a job I was in for nine years

That is a shame ... it's a nice single malt that one. My brother used to work there and brought a bottle home on Christmas.

is she a bushmills???

I've never tried it, is it good?

Jonty you're a Heathen :twisted:

It's lovely ... at least that's what my addled and blurred memory tells me!

Got one over on my right foot :D

Lest we forget....it was the Irish that invented whisky!!!!!!!!

why am i a heathen??

<<<<<Hasn't got time to post a list but I'll get round to it eventually

steady on... just for the whisky will do for now

whisky and heathen don't mix

dunno what to say, dunno what i did

everything?

still lost for words

Wow, Jonty lost for words, this should be a thread all by itself lol

no, it shouldnt

you lost for words??? It should be lol

Wouldn't be a busy thread would it? Lots of posts of Jonty saying nothing :lmao: