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little teeny chocolates!!!!!
My dog keeps farting... do i put a cork in her arse? |
Probably a needle and thread is needed there :yikes:
Skiving off work just now, should I feel guilty?? |
NO - I never do - they have their pound of flesh every day http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...l/Fool/lam.gif
How can I cheer myself up ?????? |
Play a few songs, sing to them, but i find visitors and a good rabbit on the phone sets me really straight.
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emma, feed Ruby some charcoal biscuits...it stops the farting.
Anyone here tried Tyrozets throat sweets? They sooooooo nice! |
Yes, I'm always on them. I don't really like them though.
What are you plans for this Christmas? |
eat, eat, sleep, eat, open presents, throw up, eat, get pissed, eat, watch crap, eat, pull bomb bombs, and i'll probably eat.
Are tangerines spposed to be soft and squishy? |
Depends on which country they are from and hol old they are...I like the hard dry ones myself...
Anyone tried Toxic Waste super sour sweets? |
Never heard of them http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-013.gif
How do I get rid of hubby in the supermarket - so I can buy him one last prezzie ??? |
tell him Maria Wittaker is on the other end of the supermarket and she's giving away free beer to the first person who gets there.
How do you get rid of unwanted feelings? |
Get pi**ed :hic:
How many kids does Santa have?? |
Thousands
:wink: Merry Xmas & is it going to be a happy new year ????? |
.......for you Fa......the best year :D
Should I help cook Crimbo dinner 2day?? |
Yes Gerry - you should http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-016.gif - either that or wash up after
So what did you get for Xmas ???? |
My sack was full this morning....but I then emptied it :D
Did anyone get a wooley jumper this year :oops: |
No not this year
Got some drums to bang on Anyone drunk yet ????? |
no
is it over yet??? |
Not quite - not long though
Why is Billy Connolly so funny :lol: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-017.gif |
...because he's SCOTTISH :D :D
Why does Billy Connolly always talk about Willies :wink: |
Because he's a man http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...ie/tongue3.gif
What are you doing for New Year ????? |
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Q: WHO will you be kissing at midnight on NYE? |
Either hubby or the dog - depends which one is still awake :lawl:
Going to the sales today - shell I be reserved or go mad :roll: |
*WOOF*......I'll be your dog :bunny:
Be reserved FA......unless your passing Ann Summers :D Do guys goto places like Ann Summers?? :oops: |
Yes they do - - it is a popular shop :roll:
Why do ful;l moons send some people funny :? |
Hoowwwlllllllllllll dont really know :?
Why is Meatloaf so sexy........Ladies........ |
Gerry - Now you're asking !!!
He has lovely eyes (oh the eyes) He has an air of mystery about him. He sings with such passion & feeling. I could go on & on & on - but have to get ready for work. What is your New Year Resolution |
........to make that first million (same one every year)
Whos having a party at New Year then :cheer: |
Not me - I am having a quiet night in
Just me & hubby & the dog & daughter - WOW maybe that is a party ???? Why are paper cuts SSOOOO painful ???? |
Because they only cut the first layer and the chemicals in the paper...
Why is everything a competition? |
I'll answer if you givis a fiver and run round the block :wink:
Why didn't we have lots of snow this year :cry: |
Cause we didn't :roll:
When do men grow up ???? |
......I'm telling ma mammy on you :cry:
why doesnt meat post anymore.....after we all signed Crimbo card :? |
Not going there :(
Are there any good films out at the moment ? |
'Catch me if you can' is on sky movies all the time or the new leonardo di caprio film looks good.
2005 a new car or another holiday to dubai? |
Well I say new car depending on what the old one is like. If it's old and it takes time to heat up in the winter get a new one if it's purely to have the latest car etc.. Dubai.
Can you recommend any good books to read? |
Greed Chris Ryan or Increment Chris Ryan both very good.
Why the hell am I in work?? The busines park is like a ghost town....I'm sure i'll see a tumbleweed blow past soon!!! |
You're at work so you can get that new car or have a nice holiday.
Why is the new series of little britain rubbish compared to the old? |
Thanks for the reality check keb!!
Little Britain is still funny but I think our expectations take over and we always want a second series to be better than the first!! ( the only exception is Blackadder in my opinion) I am listening to Capital FM's top 500 and Busted are higher than Meatloaf.......Why?????? |
There is no logical reason for that except that Capital is built around the youth who are only really (except for a few) interested in the manufactured rubbish which are nice on the eye.
Why does everyone pick on me? I can't do anything without getting shouted at. |
You are surrounded by perfectionists!!
Shall I drive or drink tonight? |
Dont do both :yep: ......and get sloshed :hic:
Should we have a new year Meat bash for '06 :D |
Ya - course
What do you think of Peter Kay |
Brilliant... a real talent.
What are your new years resolutions? |
A. Not to repeat some of the mistakes I made in 2004...and to have as much fun as I had in 2003 :lol:
Q. What time did you get up this morning? |
Pretty early really. Only had three smirnoffs. Not drunk at all. Dissapointedin myself. Maybe because my little bitch of a cousin upset me so much i was more consentrated on having visions of me giving her such a huge wedgie she'd be farting in her stupid smug face....
Why didn't i punch my cousin when she slapped me round my face, had a tantrum for dancing with her and her friends when they invited me to dance with them and had a go at me for wanting a wee? |
Because you are not a nasty person & didn't want to lower yourself to her standards ??? :?
Do they class today as a "normal" Sunday - even though it is stuck inbetween two bank holidays ??? |
I believe they do,and tomorrow although it is a bank holiday I have to work for normal pay as my boss said banks don't open on saturdays so we don't get the monday as a day in lieu.
I need a new ringtone for phone...any decent suggestions? |
BOOH from Yahoo is a good one - DON't get CHSIB - crap
Why can't my daughter put her washing in the mucky bin when she has gone with it - instead of keeping it till the weekend :twisted: |
......cause she takes after her Mother :nag:
...should I go out and spend some dough, or go back to bed :? |
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gerry - go back to bed - you are going to need the rest once I've beaten you up :devil: Should I go casual - or abit dressed up tonight - baring in mind it's wet & windy here |
FA Galoshes and a souwester are defientely in order but with nothing underneath :lol:
Q: How do I smile? |
Like your passing wind!!!!
How will I get Dottie to talk to me again?? |
A: I'm here Scottie :lol:
Q: Where is happiness? |
All over - just just have to look for it
Will people slowly come back now the holiday period has finished ??? |
.......what Holiday :hic:
Would the ladies in here leave their man for Meat?? |
Too right - lotsa personality - good looks - money
Come on Gerry - what do you think - just ask Dottie :lawl: Has anyone been to the Canaries & what is it like?? |
yes, very nice, just don't drink the milk.
why oh why do i need the toilet now????? |
I think youre talking S**t
What else does Barry Manilow have thats big 8O |
Voice :?
We have lotsa chocs & bikkies left over from Xmas in the office - but why do people eat them for the sack of it - I could never understand that :lurk: :lurk: :sick: |
....cause putting on weight is more fun than trying 2 loose it :yep:
Why am I here? |
Because you missed me 8)
We can't find a last minute deal to the canaries in Feb - any suggestions for anywhere else - not too far - but with sun ??? |
.....why not the Pigeons then :wink:
Good idea though, where can I book a holiday 4 this year?? |
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HELL YEAH. In a heartbeat. But only if the kids came too.... Come to Welshy Wales. Tis loverly this time of year. What's sleep? |
It's something which keeps you healthy which requires you to loose conciousness.
Why can't I write a half decent poem? |
give it time and you will rhyme!!!
What the hell is bez ( happy mondays) doing in big brother? |
his mum kicked him out and hes homeless
Whens this rain gonni stop :roll: |
When the devil has a snowball fight.... :twisted:
Anyone wanna come decorate for me???? |
No Heat - you'd end up in an even bigger mess :lol:
What am I doing up soooo late???? |
A. Boredom!
Q. why is the forum always deserted when i log in??? |
A. I am here now, and so are you...no serious, once the tour starts more people will be here, I am sure1
Q. What made you smile today? |
My drum tutor - telling me not to fall out with the kit :roll:
Why do I like music like Def Leppard - Whitesnake - Guns & Roses - Bon Jovi & can't tolerate Britney - etc |
Because she can't sing and only sells music because she shows off her body.
Why is it I really like the house we can't afford? |
A. Thats Life
Q. anybody seen a good film lately?? |
Yes, but don't tell my dad I quite enjoyed Dark Star.
Why might the printed word kill you? |
People write things about you/you read things which change your world view.
What are the advantages of being a buddy? Doesn't seem to do much... |
A: If you've a surname like Holly it does a lot :lol:
Q: Anyone got a light box :( |
A. errrm
Q. is that a box that emits light, or a box that isnt heavy? |
A: A light box helps SAD sufferers to cope with the winter blues......
Q: Why did keab's answer make me laugh - thank you :) |
Cause you liked it :P
Why do travel agents rip you off at school holidays :cry: |
COS THEY WANT TA SCAM!!!!
why oh why did biter's chocolate willies melt into a soggy chocolately fondanty mess at the bottom of the box? |
Because you put them on the radiator......
Am i gonna get what i want for my birthday......or what i deserve???? |
What you want and what you deserve.
Should I care about everyone else, or should I care about myself (for once)? |
Look after number one for a bit.
Im sad. Please make me smile? :cry: |
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Are we doomed to mediocrity? |
A. quite probably
Q. or are we??? |
quite probably
Beckett or Stoppard? |
stoppard
how do you cheer a friend up - who has beeen asked if a seniour citizan - only 40 :twisted: :cry: :x 8O :? |
Chocolate and a facelift.
I feel all oogy and flu-ey...bah. Anyone know a non-medicinal way to make me feel better? Im already takng co-codamol and if i take any more pills im gonna rattle. |
Horloicks - hot water bottle & bed
How can I relax after a very stressful day ???? |
A. lightsaber a few stormtroopers.
Q. Whens it gonna snow?? |
Only in your mind :roll:
Whos roof is gonni blow away 2nite?? |
Yours :P :twisted:
Is it worth investing in more lagging for my loft??? |
Definately not.....spend the money on beer . That'll heat you up :D
Whos gonni fix ma roof (cheers Heat) :wink: |
A roofer :lawl:
Why are Tuesdays so dull ???? |
...cause youve not opened the blinds.
Why are all the females so sarcastic in here 8O |
to expose the blokes to some kind of wit....
anyone got any superglue? |
Sorry. I only have blue tak.
Is there any truth in the rumour I heard that busted are splitting up? |
A. lets hope so
Q. what's your favourite food? |
spaghetti bolognase
shall i give my staff a pay rise? |
If I worked there, yes, as I don't nah they earn enough.
Why is it so cold? |
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