thanks pixie...indeed
washing machine fixed now... :D

I need caffeine and I need Nicotine and I need them NOW!!!!!

That is all.

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW MY THOUGHTS - THE AIR WOULD BE BLUE :shock:

i AM GETTING WORKED UP EVER MINUTE THAT PASSES IN THIS ****ING PLACE

Al have a few drinks lined up for you later FA..... ;)

BIG HUG FA :lol:

Remember, not long to July now..:D :D

Just been told I'm going to a conference in Aussie THE DAY AFTER Harewood Hall - OMG I'll be absolutely B***gered!

Chris and FA..you both sound as though you're having a really bad day...

hope the day improved as it went along....

Er, anyone want to have a go at my life, for a change???

You'd only realise how good your life is if you were to swap with me :shock:

Hmm i think i crashed Fred. i asked him to express elephants as a percentage and he didnt respond!

Poor Fa..... hope you are allright by now.... take care. I'm tired....

I'm actually having a fantastic day - I was at a Kylie concert last night so by the time the after-show drinks adn so on were over, I got home with just enough time to get change and go do a 13 hour day at work!!!:shock:

How was the Kylie concert...I bet it was fab...she is one hot cookie Kylie :wink:

I am so sick of filling out forms...

Glad you had a good time Chris...even though I still think you're insane ;)

It was fantastic!

Although afterwards she walked past us and everyone else acted like it was perfectly normal whereas I was trying to say "Oh God, It's Kylie!" but it sounds like a load of gibberish from someone who's mouth had been numbed by a dentist!!!!! I almost drowned in my own drool!!!!:drool::drool::drool:

What i am thinking: Where the chuff have i put my credit card!!!

I would have been drooling aswell...I bet that was a right sight...so is so frelling gorgous.... :D

Hope ya find your Credit Card.... :shock:

Yeah, Chris...good luck

...at least it isn't your mobile this time... :roll: ;)

Hope I get THAT email reply today :bunny:

We had fishloaf for dinner... :lol: That was tasty.. :drool:

Oh FA, what are you doing on here at 5 a.m.?! :D

Hope things are better today - don't let them grind you down....

Couldn't sleep Pixie - had to get up & do something :(

Oho FA, not having a virtual affair with an Australian or something are you??? :D :D

Why is it that whenever I PM someone, they immediatly log off before reading it!!!

(The speed at which they log off is directly proportional to the importance of the PM!!!!):shock:

Sod's Law? :shock: ;)

Chris - I don't :shock: - Love PMs :lol:

Quite possibly!!

This evening i have sent 48 PM's across 7 message boards - only one ahs been read!!!

Sorry for not replying sooner Chris. firefox supresses the PM pop-ups so unless i spot the thing at the top of the screen i dont realise i have one. besides i had to get half an hours work in before Fred Dibnah. i believe somebody famous might appear on it :wink: (or have i missed that one?)

Same principle as when you ring someone and really need them to be there - they're not and you always have to leave a message. And the other way round - when you really don't want to speak to them they're always there...:(

I wasn't on this weeks. :(

I was on last week when he was outside the mill (Andy Thornton's) opposite my work and i met hima dn got an autograph and everything!! And if you hunt through my blog, you will probably find a photo of Mr Dibnah on Bessie what i took that day after I met him!!!!

And I was on the week before when he drove across Scammonden Bridge over the motorway and i was watching form the Brown Cow pub at the end of the bridge. (And totally randomly before my boss became a newsagent he worked on the motorways and helped build that bridge!!!)

Typical... the one episode you miss is the one you wanted to see.

..i missed that one too....

Need some proper sleep :zzz:

Ok...just to prove what a total idiot I am when it comes to computers...

...last night we had a powercut and computer wouldn't let me back online...

...today it still wouldn't let me on so I rang the helpline...

..."what's your router number?" they asked...

..."what's a router?" I replied...

...once we got that one sorted I had to find it and turn it on and off...except that this computer is my dad's...and all the wires are jumbled up behind the sofa...so finding the right one was a pain...

...thought I'd got it so dutifully switched it on and off...

...nothing

..."ok, I'll run a line check"

...it was at that moment that I realised I'd switched the wrong plug on and off :roll: :roll: :roll:

...once I managed to get the guy back on the phone I tried to explain but apparently calling every electrical appliance in existance "thing" doesn't work when you're trying to describe what you mean...neither does wild hand gestures...

...got off the phone, switched the right plug on and off and it worked :D

I think the poor guy I talked to is on the verge of a nervous breakdown...but at least I'm back online!

My thoughts: I really am useless when it comes to computers :shock:

i'm just as bad with computers cathie.... :lol: ....take comfort in the fact you are not alone :lol:

Thankyou for that Keab! :lol:

i could have said more ;)

:lol: ....i'm sure you could... :lol:

Lol, thanks Bren! :D

Thank chuff I ahd my phone turned off all day!!

Some one on these forums ahs been known to ring me at 8am on my day off asking how I fancy driving the breadth of the country as the PC "looks dodgy"!!!!

Least it wasn't me!!! :shock:

No, it wasn't you

Good Chris, cos I thought I'd missed something there. For a second thought I had been ringing people up in my sleep or something! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Actually I think you did really well Cathie to persevere and get it sorted out - well done! :D ..lesser people would have failed :lol:

All alone in my office today :cheer: New chair arrived yesterday, just have to wait 6 months for it to mould to my bum 8O Utilising my time constructively today, in the boss's absence - Surfin'!! :lurk: Isn't it amazing the things you find on the net!!

It is - love surfing on me lunch - although makes a mess on the table :lol:


Roll on 4pm tomorro :cheer:

:(

i like sunny weather...

meat loaf rocks.....*bops along to music*

...tired....

...Me too....Mum got me up to help with my little brother.... :evil:

...exhausted....


...but no work for a whole week :D ...nice....

So you going to be working on your post number Bren....lol :lol:

Eaten too much today :( BUT now will have to rock along to a bit more Meat tonight :D

:lol:
...well think i just might ... :lol: ....i will have plenty of time to be here on the forum :D

cool...I am doing my best to the 1,000 mark....I dont think am doing too bad thanks to you guys :D

won't be long till you get there SLM.......

Go for it Pixie

strange he... slept a long time, but still very tired...

...i tried to have a nice sleep....but woke up with bad headache..
....not helped by fact that hubby is currently drilling holes in bathroom wall, with noisy drill.... :roll:

Nope....:D

i remember when we were all amazed that dottie had reached 1000 posts.

Dottie's post number is great....i hope i get to 7,000 :shock:

That seems so long ago :shock:

I really have to get postwhoring... :cool:

Oh my god!!! Bren... is he really doing that? Crisis situation... gather together, group meeting, group hug, everyone is on his own.... hahah... Seems to me that you have had a bad weekend....

fed up with trying to get rid of Trojan horse startpage 19.j - anyone any ideas ????

you are right there Tim......i have had a bad weekend..

hope you had a good weekend :D

Hope you have a better day tomorrow Bren

thanks cathie :D

i assume you've got fully updated virus software.

do you run windows xp. if so a system restore sometimes helps.

I've got a virus you know :oops: :oops:

tired but happy.... was a bad day, but who cares... thursday free!!! Yeah...

.....i drove all night :shock:

Hope it's not contagious Gerry :shock:

Got your virus sorted out now FA?

Hope you're having a more peaceful time now Bren *HUG* :D

What ever Gerry has - It will be contagious :lol:

Not got it sorted out - bet getting there thanks Pixie - should be OK later on today

Keab42 - I have windows 98 on this computer :roll:





I'm nervous about my drum lesson today - new tutor :angst:

...busy day.. glad i'm home...

ACHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

..... :roll: .....?..... :(

After sympathy again Gerry :nuts:

....another day of things not going right... :roll: ...not having a good week...

Sorry to hear that Bren - *quick hug* before rushing out....xx

Sorry to hear that Bren - I'm sure things will improve - just hang on in there :heart:

Bren, you have to have the bad times, to be able to really appreciate the good. Having swung from one end of the spectrum to the other several times in the past 18 months, I'd settle for the happy medium! C'est la vie!

Poor Bren.... Big Hug!!! Hope things will improve today. Know what it is if you have a bad time!! But we are here for you!

Thanks Tim, ...ageing bat, FA, and Pixie....... :D

That is why you have friends Bren.

thanks Tim.. :D

....in a better frame of mind today....will see how the day goes....

Got the munchies.....new mint Aero Bubbles. Absolutely yummie :lurk: :lurk:

Really hope that bren. Well, me not. Got into a telephone fight with a friend, who thinks i will come over to help her. Well, sorry, not today. I'm free, and in desperate need of some rest.

Wait until you try the new Aero Irish Cream and Sticky Toffee bars :drool:

Hope so Bren :D

Stoppit Chris and AB - you're making me soooo hungry I may just ditch my diet...:shock:

can understand you needing some rest...you have been working hard and long hours......need a break/rest....time to yourself

Indeed... not only that. Last 2 years worked constantly, with only a day off once in a while... no vacation orso...

..definately in need of a break, and some time to yourself then....

Ate too many aero bubbles. Feel sick now...... :sick:

i think its the chocolate around the bubbles that did it.

I'm warning you now...it's not safe to say "chocolate" around a chocoholic...if this continues I cannot be held responcible for my actions... :shock: :twisted:

It's OK people, everyone stand back!!

*Erects barriers around chocoholic*

*Dons protective clothing and proffers Malteasers*:shock::lol:

Free chocolate over there ----->

<runs over there ---->...narrowly avoiding wall> :tard:

where is it? huh huh huh???? :shock:

bit further that way --->