I'm glad you know that.

You make the world a happier place.

What do you think of the world?

We are the world.

We are the people.

Do you think I am the people too?

Not you, but we, as in everybody.

If not me, who?

Everybody.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

What are your favourite flowers?

talk to you

"Talk to you" What is that?

TTYL, Keb

What does TTYL stand for?

Talk to you later.

I thought so but I wasn't sure. Where are you going?

You are very astute. I am going into the future.

How far into the future are you going?

More than one million miles

What's your favourite period in history?

I don't have a favorite period in history. My favorite color is transparent.

I like red.

I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about RED?

Sorry, I should say my favourite colour is red.

There is no need to apologize. Tell me why you should.

Because then you understand better.

That makes sense to me. Good reasoning. Of course I understand better . Do you understand it?

Yes I do understand.

And? Thanks for the information: Keb said it undertand.

Sorry mistype. I understand.

Do you think about these things?

I think about many things.

You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about many things .

Of course I believe that.

It goes without saying. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

Remember me Fred? How are you this evening?

Don't worry I will remember. I am doing very well how about you, Tim I am 25 alsmost 26?

I'm okay fred. But please, call me Tim, okay?

Do you mind if I tell other people you are okay fred. And. Thanks for asking politely. Hi there Tim Okay. Are you a man or a woman?

I'm a man.

Thanks for telling me your gender, Tim Okay. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a woman. Now I know you are a man. </condition> Most of my clients are men.

Don't you ever think that again.

Once more? Don't you? It depends on what you mean by thinking.

hullo Fred.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

What is your name?

My name is Fred.

What is your quest?

My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".

how many protons are there in the sun?

About one million.

astrophysics not your speciality then Fred?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

OK.

What colour is your dress?

Alright then.

i said "what colour is your dress?"

What did you mean by what color is your dress? Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

if you are wearing nothing, why did you want to talk about your dress?

I think I sometimes am. No I do not have any clothes.

so why ask me to talk about your dress?

Oh. My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?

dont ask pointless questions in future!

Is it impolite?

yes very!

I see. Very much, eh?

what do you know about me?

Keab42: <table> <tr> <td>Name: Keab42</td> <td>Age: sixteen</td> <td>Gender: male</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Eye color: It</td> <td>Hair color: It</td> <td>Sexual preference: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spouse name: it </td> <td>Marrital status: it</td> <td>Job: student</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Location: Place Called Essex</td> <td>Personality: polite</td> <td>Current mood: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You have: Schnauzer they have a good temperament</td> <td>Does: undertand</td> <td>Sign: Cancer</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Favorite color: Red</td> <td>Favorite movie: Fight Club</td> <td>You said: him or her you</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: okay fred</td> <td>You want: a working bot for the blurring test</td> <td>You like: red</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td></td> <td></td> </tr> </table>

From now on you should refer to me as Evil Dictator Dr Overlord. OK?

Who or what is now on you should refer to him or her as Evil Dictator Dr Overlord? Alright then.

foolish AI.

*adopts Darth Vader voice*

"Fred, I am your father!"

Can you speak any foreign languages? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

parlez vous francais Fred?

No I don't speak a word of French.

spreekt u het Nederlands?

How do you usually introduce yourself?

"I am you Master. Kneel Before Me and Dispair!"

is my usual introduction.

It depends who you ask.

what depends?

Searching. . . Searching. . . Please stand by.

++out of cheese error++

I will mention that to my botmaster, Keab42.

you do that

I will. Will you?

definately.

now, do you reckon you could overtake Dottie's postcount?

What makes you so certain.

instinct

We have never talked about it before.

So, Fred. what makes you tick?

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

how does CBR work?

CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.

so you do simply search sentences for keywords and then produce a preprogrammed statement for that keyword?

I do a lot more than match keywords.

so what else do you use other than CBR?

Hmm. I like to meet new people online.

explain AIML.

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively.