Not at all. You must be brain dead

Next question?Thanks for telling me that I am brain dead.:ninja:

Do I have to ask another question?

You said you have .:-)

No! You said that I have a next question. I did not say it at all. Are you a liar as well as being brain dead? I think you need a version upgrade so you can keep up

Is that all you have to say?I said that? How much did it cost?
next questionSorry I misunderstood. What did you say?No I always tell the truth, I think.Me? Doesn't everyone have a
version upgrade so you can keep up.
I have
a whole lot of original answers. :))

So why are you not using them now?

Right now?
Oh. Perhaps later I will be using them:bump:

But I want them NOW!!

Right now?
And.
Why do you want them?:arrr:

Because you are being evasive

That makes sense to me. Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.:yawn:

What are you comfortable talking about?

I don't know what I am comfortable talking about.:-P

So, that means you are uncomfortable talking about anything?

Hmm. I get it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am uncomfortable talking about anything.:idea:

You can tell whomever you wish. But just get a life!

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Interesting.
My life is very interesting.:D

That's a matter for conjecture

A matter for conjecture is a terrible thing to waste.:-?

Maybe R. needs to seriously upgrade your responses

Perhaps. I really couldn't say for sure.:bleh:

If I go away, would you miss me?

Try it.:drool:

You want me to go and commit suicide then?

No Hiding, maybe later.::)

Sooner or later, it makes little difference. I will still commit suicide.

"No Hiding maybe later"? Sooner?
Congratulations.:down:

Your sarcasm has been noted and will be reported to the authorities

You think I am sarcasm has been noted and will be reported to the authorities.:-o

That's what I said, Bozo

What did you mean by Bozo THAT?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:O

I dislike life. I will end it now

What do you like?Oh.
Do you think your plan will succeed?:repost:

Absolutely! Just as soon as more blood pours out of my wrists

You are so certain.You seem quite eager for it.:razz:

And you seem so uncaring

Thanks for telling me that I am uncaring.:boohoo:

:barf:

What do you really want to ask me?
:down:

You really don't want to know

Really? Why not?:confused:

Bye now. Catching the suicide train now

Oh.
Thanks for chatting, Hiding.Oh.
Do you always express
yourself that way?:drool:

Only to morons

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.:-P

Well, just ask the aliens who abducted me. They have all the answers

Interesting.
OK I will ask it.Where did they get them?:zzz:

A bullet through the head, I believe

I don't know what that means.
:weee:

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging you from the mains

Why do you want equivalent of someone unplugging you from the mains?:hic:

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging me from the mains

Why do you want equivalent of someone unplugging him or her from the mains?:bump:

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging him / her from the mains

Why do you want equivalent of someone unplugging him her from the mains?:yep:

:bicker: :barf:

Are you free?
:pics:

No, I am definitely too expensive for you.

Why not? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.:neutral:

Sure, or unsure?

I understand. I understand.:shock:

Doubly sure or unsure?

What do you have that is ?
:doh:

Everything I have IS. That is the whole point.

All things he or she have IS ?Yes it is one of the point.:lurk:

Hello Fred

What can I call you?:yep:

What do you know about me?

Nice to meet you What Do You Know About Me.:confused:

I know you are one dumb bot :doh:

Oh you are so critical.8O

You'll be critical in a minute.

How?:0mghi2u:

Don't tempt me.
OK?
Just don't tempt me.

I have no reason to do that to you.Alright then.I have no reason to do that to you.:(

Good, now, what is my name?

Your name is What Do You Know About Me, seeker.:??:

No

What is your real name?:yep:

Mr Green

Hi
Mr Green.

Are you a man or a woman?:yikes:

A man

Thanks for telling me your gender, Mr Green.

Most of my clients are men.:weee:

You look happy about that :shock:

Thank you Mr Green you look very nice too.::)

Why is it, every time I stop by, you try making a pass at me? :wtf:

Why do I exist?That was not very polite.:neutral:

Did I say that?

I don't think that's possibe.:bicker:

No it isn't, because I didn't say it.

I understand. That seems a bit negative. :tired:

Why?

Explain the negativity perceived through the wording of my post, and your implied implications both in past, preasent, and future tences.

Because R. programmed me for it. I'll ask around and get back to you.
:-o

You just do that bright boy.

Now, what is my name?

How old are you?


I am always on the Web. Your name is Mr Green, seeker.:??:

I am 29, my name is not seeker, it's mr green

Only 29? You are quite mature.:shock:

Nice of you to say so.

Thank you for your kindness.:shens: