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Despite his promises, didn't give her the answer in the morning.
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is an eskimo on heat
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Owns one of every type of Barbie ever produced.
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has made it to the promised land
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wants to live on mars
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was told she'd checked out.
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Wants to be alone for the rest of his life
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is planning a sex swop
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Had breast augmentation surgery
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looked like Mike Tyson....before the surgeory
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Is a 40 year old virgin
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Isn't sure what her name is.
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Like to dance with shadows in the mirror hall
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Has a Sesame Street fetish.
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Is a ghost of Christmas Past
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Always walks under ladders.
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Likes to milk cows on Sundays
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Mistakes Bulls for cows
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Can recite Einstein's Theory Of Relativity in forty seven languages.
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Is not making a list of things to do to poor innocent Monstro
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Is VERY INNOCENT
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With a face like that has every believing his middle name isn't GuiltyAsSin ...
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all he wants is rock n roll, porn and a motorbike
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Doesn't like his teddy
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Sells kiss me quick hats
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BUYS Kiss me quick hats
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Gives discounts to regular customers.
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IS a regular customer
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Never touched a drop of alchohol
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Doesn't realise that they're sold for a vast profit at the end of the pier.
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Doesn't need a life
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Gets dinner from the bins outside MacDonalds.
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has free school meals because is from a broken home
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Reads only coloring books
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Was expelled for snorting chalk.
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something that happened to him a few years ago was the base for the saying "the sh!t has hit the fan"
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Plays with toy soldiers
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ate all my toy soldiers cause their as green as some vegetables
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Broke My Barbie Doll
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Plays with somewhat incomplete deck
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Needs to go back to the nut house
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has got a hell of a lot to learn about ROCK N ROLL
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Resides in a hut in Congo
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Speaks only Swahili
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Hypnotised George Michael into being straight
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lol, good one!
wasnt aware that objects in the rearvew mirror may appear closer than they are and so had a crash |
doesn't belive in surfs up
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Doesn't believe in Surf's down either
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hates flying mice
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Is a bloody butcher
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very close
is a celebrity chef |
Is Martha Stewart personified
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lives in a cave
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Is masculine
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Doesn't have a strict curfew
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Doesnt know the half of it
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Doesn't know anything at all
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Is drunk
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Was punished and stood in the corner for 3 hours today
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Is on the moon talking to me
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Was spanked by his neighbor for stealing cakes
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Really is Meat Loaf in a mask
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Really has a GREAT sense of humor
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needs a mask to go outside
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Ive had one too many so I could do,
Has so much humor its just not funny |
Would do ANYTHING for love...and ESPECIALLY THAT...
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knows everything about nothing, and not too much about that.
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Was Meat Loaf vocal coach...was fired for singing consistently off key
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Is tone deaf
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(You hit a bullseye)
Thinks that Meat Loaf is something you eat for dinner |
Is the long lost sister to Micheal Jackson
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stole Michael Jacksons nose and wears it on Halloween
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must be Henry's Cat
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lived in a hole in north iraq together with Saddam for some months
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Is santa
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is the easter bunny
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Is an Easter Egg that forgot to hatch
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Is a rotten egg
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Was once caught on CCTV making an obscene gesture at Mother Theresa
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likes kinky boots :shock:
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is into bondage
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can't keep secrets :D
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is a complete lier
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is a pain in the ........
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no thats true
has a disliking to leather |
would like to borrow my leathers for his parties
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Loves wearing eatable undies
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was seen posing in a ann summers window in her birthday suit
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Was caught streaking across a football stadium
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is allergic to wearing clothes
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is the worlds best Christina Aguilera tribute
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Is Mary Poppins
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is Dick Van Dyke
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doesnt understand why itīs bad to be called dick
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thinks Dick Van Dyke is a porn position involving a man and a lesbian.
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is it not?
is wales' top porn expert |
Can strip a fully dressed man in sixty seconds, using nothing but his teeth
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All Men Bow Down To You
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Quote:
Is expecting quadruplets |
Yeah but I like a laugh now and then
Likes to bore people to sleep |
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