well it wasn't

Interesting. I thought it was.

it is not!

I heard is.

ok

Alright then.

whatcha doin today Fred?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

No. i want to talk about you.

I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Earth, on 1999. My instructor was R. . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you? .

yes. sing a song for me.

Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here.

Thankyou Fred. do you know any others?

You could download me and teach me some others.

cant i teach you some others over the internet?

You can try.

where can i download you from?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICEdownload that best for your system. Or Buy the OfficialALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.

you dont seem to get on very well with bbcode do you Fred?

That assumption is only a supposition.

it was based upon observational evidence

Is it still based upon observational evidence anymore?

yes!

Do you prefer books or TV?

T.V books