anyone for a drink

count me in

usual comming up

Can I have beer?! I need a beer!

Ok beer coming up.............

make that x 2 ta

I'll have a coffee please!

coffe for me aswell please

Make that two coffee's then please.... Milk no sugar

thanks firefly

Your very welcome

Serve myself then, I want another lol

A steaming mug of Hot Choclate please.

Went to the off licence for a bottle tonite and flipping place closed at 10 :bicker: need a drink

usual then

More.... more beer........................... please :drool::drool::drool:

anyone for a drink

Mmmm... I had a lovely cider last night, for the first time in years... could murder another one, been out on the bike and got all sweaty...

Need my morning coffee please.

beer please

a cup of tea would be most welcome....

beerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr please

On me Sis, I'll have a whisky with ya!!!!

with d coke

hows the new beast

Yes and the beast is scaringly FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Beck´s Green Lemon please :mrgreen:

I would really like... if it isn't too much trouble... oh... never mind, it doesn't matter...

weak tea, milk, two sugars please.

Can I have a glass of white wine please?.... oh and make it a large one at that. Thank's.xx

& for the wolfster

er... um... No! he does not drink... so i will have his too... Thank's!

yeah right --ok pint of water comming up

er....um... no! i mean i will have another double wine instead of woly having his

make your bluming mind up lass

made my mind up.... just keep pouring the wine all night!!!

so no wkd then

well you could pour a bacardi and coke... that goes down well!

A strong cup of coffee please.

need some beer

really need some beer now

Malibu please?

well as its my birthday drinks all round

mines a double jd on the rocks

Just made it in time for Birthday drinks........:cheers:

:twisted: Anyone need serving? :mrgreen:

renardo needs servicing... lol

good to have you back kid, and congrats

Feck me........I'm seeing things!!!!!!

:twisted: Which means you've had either too much, or too little to drink.

Now what's it gonna be? :mrgreen:

Diet coke please, can't have alcohol

:twisted: Who are you, and what have you done with Michael? :bleh:

i'm being ignored.. i don't like that

Can't drink with the painkillers

Somebody say something??????

:twisted:Who said that :p

Good to see you again buddy 8)

its even worse than i thought... im not funny enough to reply to

:twisted: Then stop taking the painkillers :roll:

Killing pain is one of the many magical qualities of alcohol :mrgreen:

I wish

:twisted: I did reply to you :lol:

Drink?

Silly question, I know :oops:

nothing new then :p

so it seems... the most hated person on the site

nah, that would be susan....wait a minute, thats another site

You are out of your little tiny puny mind!!!

i was just adding a bit of drama... no harm in that is there

Made me laugh...you ALWAYS make me laugh though...

And here I thought I am a number one drama queen...duh...

nah, jonty's the queen

So... are we goanna get a drink.... cos if we are, I think its cocktail time and I'll have an Electric Blue thanks!

Too late, just poured myself a martini on the rocks..........enjoying this as i type

:twisted: No briging your own drink into this pub :bicker:

I'm trying to turn a profit here :mrgreen:

Well, if you've come to turn a profit HERE...you definitely came to the WRONG place...:lmao:

Thirsty here.......any chance?

sorry no chance as your not hear but mines a beer

.... and mines a double bacardi and coke, thankyou!

no problem

Where's the bartender? I want a drink? *rings te invisible bell* !!

:twisted: Any particular drink in mind? :roll:

May I sugest a drink of my own design? :idea:

A Bloody Paddy 8)








Guinness and Tomato Juice :mrgreen:

Or perhaps a "Crunchy Fish".

Mild, with a shot of castor oil, and a few prawn cocktail crisps crunched up in the top.

Errrrrm....no thanks.

I'll just have a gin and tonic please....and a white russian for my friend. :)

How're you anyway mr neil??

:twisted: Have you any idea of what is in my version of the White Russian? :bleh:

Mr Neil is fine thank thee kindly :mrgreen:

And how is miss Heli?








We're bloody formal tonight ain't we? :shock:

No idea what version.....all i remember is he has vodka in it with some coffee liqueur in it and something else. beats me, i dont like it.

I'm extremely well thanks hun. I'm too happy right now. lol

Whats new with you?

:twisted: Tip ex :bleh:


Glad to hear it :mrgreen:
But why TOO happy? :shock:
Where happiness is concerned, I refere to Mr Steinmans wonderful lyric "Too much is never enough" :wink:

Nothing new really.
Still commuting up and down the country to see my beautiful wife to be :heart: , and doing a lot of singing in between :lol:

I can't tell you why i'm too happy! That'd be telling :P! Read my blog, it'll give you a hint.


How's things with you and Jo? all well i hope :)!

good good xxxx

:twisted: I'll check it out in just a sec :wink:

Things couldn't be better thanks hun :D

Going back to London to see her again next Monday 8)

Can't come quick enough though :sad:

I know the feeling. :)

:twisted: Sounds like everyone is full of the joys of spring :mrgreen:

Must be something in the water.

Or the beer :roll:

Perhaps I should put the prices of the ale up around here :bleh:

dont be stupid cupid! :P

:twisted: Stupid?

MOI? :shock:

Any chance of a drink? A bottle of Becks, if you've got some please?

:twisted: Becks?

Coming right up :mrgreen:

Thank you kindly...

and another to keep it company... :mrgreen:

whisky/coke (1/2) on the rox please

:twisted: All out of rocks i'm afraid :oops:

We have some gravel :idea:

ok ill take that :lol:

:twisted: *hands RJ a cocktail glass full of gravel with a pink umberella sticking out of it*

That'll be £5.50 please guv'nor :mrgreen:

lol, thanks

so, how are you anyway?

:twisted: Not too bad at all thanks kind sir :mrgreen:

Yourself?

cant complain....moved to cologne a few months ago....studying for a few weeks now...quite a lot of changes througout the last months...none of them bad though

:twisted: As long as life is on an even Kiel.

See, I made a joke just then :mrgreen:

congratulations :cool::up:

Dont worry, RJ, i didn't get it either. :p

:twisted: *sigh*

Kiel is a place in Germany.

RJ said that things are ok.

When things are OK, we use the phrase "on an even keel".

As RJ is German, I made a small joke about things being on an even Kiel.

I don't know Heli, you're such an islander :p





*legs it as fast as his legs will carry him*

:lol:

:-PNeil you need to learn better jokes than that lol :lol: :-P i love you really :twisted:

surprisingly, Kiel is also the german word for keel :p

beer please

& anyone else require a wee dram