who the ~~~~ decided I was the leader? and why didnt anybody tell me??

Good question...however, nobody here would probably have a good answer...

The weekend starts in an hour!!!!!

Wish it bloody did!!

I'm working this weekend for the first time in God knows how long...certainly going to be a culture shock!

Is it possible to cancel Christmas?

its freeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzinggggggggg

in the mood for a dominos later

agreed
agreed

I was in the mood for a Dominos last night, Dominos and a gin and tonic, and then champagne after I saw it on the M&S advert

every time i see you all the rays of the sun are streaming through the waves in your hair

never knew Brent Spiner was in Independence Day.....

telling my manager to feck off wasnt a good idea was it?

and now youre just another fallen angel...

and now im fired probably

i had nothing to do with the stolen guiness

maybe, maybe not.. but you have been sent another joke

kiss me and baby give me something tender to remember you by...

feels good being an argumentative little ******* again

my phones still fecked though, my mum wouldnt gimme a new one until xmas day ffs

mr young, i need to buy a new mp3 player, wanna take a good one, what would be your professional advice?

get pissed is mine

little?????????? :shock:

I have a question...if you drive from street A to street B and street A has a speed limit of 25 MPH and street B has a speed limit of 35MPH and there is a sign between these two that says...Caution!Reduced Speed Ahead...

What exactly does it mean???

I've been puzzling this for months now and now am taking it public...

temporary roadworks lol