Why does it take longer to claim expenses back than it does to spend them in the first place?

To claim or to receive reimbursement?

Ohhh I've not even started ranting about the length of time it takes to get the money physically into my account :evil:

Should I send you my CV (resume?)

I process those first? Seeing how these people work with me?

okok, that´s what I did Miss!!! :lol:

It's good to be back! :lol:

My mouth's numb :shock:

:silence:

:twisted: Why does God insist on annoying me?

On Monday, i'm due to go on my first holiday in approx 10 years.

The nearest thing i've had to a holiday in all that time is 1 night out in Lodon and the RAH the next day.


It isn't a BIG holiday, nothing grand, just 4 nights in Blackpool with a bunch of net pals.

Is that too much to ask?

Apparently so.


Just found out it's Normans funeral on Monday, so I can either go take my holiday, or give a fecking quarter of it up to go the funeral.


I am NOT FECKING AMMUSED :evil:

Sorry Hun
I had a monster oops i mean Monstro visiting who acquired my laptop:bicker: little did i realise he was gonna wind you up in my name :oops: you know i would NEVER say anything like that to ya ;)

p.s He said that he can wrap you round his little finger so he could make you believe that it was me and not him :twisted:

See M told you i was gonna tell on you :devil:

Just occured to me that 12 weeks today is May 10th! :cheer: Or have I started counting too early?!

Didn't we all start doing that in October 2006?

I haven't got a thing to wear and have no idea what to do with my hair ...

Folks, if we arrive late for Wembley, you have this post to remind you of why, it's him - not me!

:lol: I think I proved my getting ready abilities to the fan community in Mannheim!

Nah, that´s the oldest apology in the world! :twisted:

My mouth's almost back! :up: :yay:

no i typed it at 17.45 honest ;)
not that old really :))

I've got to make it bigger :shock:

i bet you say that to all the girls, lol

I'm full. But I love crispy duck!

Ohhh my favourite!!! Need to go to Wings VERY soon!!

He better bloody not :p

A further thought ... Since Sean put the idea in our heads, that'll be two large crispy duck starters you owe us for :))


and ... no I don't :p

:lmao:
Ok, I do believe you luv! :D
It´s just too obvious, "you" replying to my post and a second later Michael replied to that :roll: ...

Naaah, not very clever Mister!!:p

And now I REALLY need to talk with that monster about the wrapping me around his little finger thing!!!!!!!!:evil:

OK, as I have been busy working today (not even stopped for breakfast or dinner) time to catch up.

I wouldn't know - will let you know when/if i get there.

I know what you mean - takes ages to get a nice shine from that Mr Sheen doesn't it :lol: :lol:

She went to Tim Horton's just for me.

I think i might be in love.

*drowns in pool of drool*

Nice avatar Chris!

Geez...I knew there was something different about him...thought he shaved his beard...:shock:

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

<<<<Resents any implications that he was anywhere but on his sofa this afternoon.........innocent!!!!!!!!!

:twisted: There friends, and then there are your real chums :wink:

<<resists pointing out that he hasnt been on HIS sofa all week :devil:

When I'm at Emma's she's allowed me to call her sofa mine!!!

You do realise that's one step away from being told to pay the mortgage or rent don't you?

Does that rule apply everywhre?!

lol need to check ;-)

I wish I was in Vancouver for tomorrow's concert,
with a camera,
that no one could see,
or ever know I was taking pictures,
good pictures,
of each and every one of the band members.

I'm dating a numpty.

I'm sure she speaks highly of you too :))

all very tame tonight

If i post my thought's right now... i don't think i'd be here later! It has taken me two hour's to get on this site!
But hey.... still here! lol

I love Calvin and Hobbes!!!!

wishes our kid monstro all the best

He's kind of pissed buy says thanks to Jonty!!!!!!!!!!

i thought you'd be tucked up in bed with your bath mat by now.. your very welcome though

bath maT?????????

lol, thats what i thought as well

wish I was sober enuf to know what u were on about

in your defence.. most people don't!!

and added to my defense is more than a few large ones lol

whisky i hope u mean

yep, was playing pool for them and I won many

nice one, havent played pool for years, was crap even when i did.. except on the wii, where i'm really crap

why is scrabbles birthday only celebrated for 30 mins each year for the next 3 years??

Because of the vagaries of the fporum calendar, although it's actually celebrayed for 23 & 1/2 hours if you read it right.

what a wonderful morning!!!!

Oh yes it is...and it's only 4 am here...

Weather wise it's great, but I can't see anything else good about it from where I'm sat :evil:

CHSIB

And weather isn't even great here...pouring rain...

And so they say...early bird gets the worm...the question is...do I REALLY need/want a worm??? :shock:

Gonna go home today and tonight it's the trib show at the local theatre

At last a meeting where I get no new actions :cheer:

They don't happen often!!!

Too right they don't! Mind you two of the others in the meeting spent the whole time bickering as they hate each other, so I was left to sit looking smug with some of my own thoughts :))

lol, sit back and let them get on with it

Indeed I did.

Not sure I should minute antagonist a calling antagonist b a "tw*t" though

probably not, pmsl

sooo... what am I gonna to later on?....
hmmm :?
won´t finish work early so not really much time to spend my evening :roll:

It's the weekend!

the two Jim-produced Bonnie Tyler albums arrived today! yay!

Why does my head hurt?

at that hour i'm amazed i could read it at all

my heads cold... shouldnt have got my hair so short

two concerts in town tonight. One punk and one blues....which shall I go to?

I love Fridays:heart:

nope, same time.
Problem is: I think both is crap...lol

I could delete your last 4 if you like?

:))


I should be getting messages with specific station names in now! :(

is now retired (for a bit), its been a blast. have fun

It won't last ...

Finally weekend!!!
Actually I planned to finish work early, not to make extra hours... well, c´est la vie :roll:
So what will I do first???
Ahhh I know ... SLEEPING

:(:(

Thank you hun!
Crap day :?

So how was the shopping?
Was Casey in a good mood?? :-)

didnt take Casey :cheer: so no screaming, steve looked after her whle i was out.:))

so what you doing instead?

I hope you bought something good then!!! And preferably for yourself...

I'm in the wrong place :|

oooh lucky you!! :D
Glad to hear you had some time for youself, even though you´ve spent it with shopping...:roll: ;)

looks like I´ll be back to work in about an hour.
Too much to do there.
Well, I´ve definitely been placed at the wrong office desk group.
Stupid disposal, stupid trucker, stupid orders.... :bicker:

Should be leaving Stalybridge now!

just noticed that Bonnie Tylers Gettin´ so excited has the following line:
I would do anything for love, but I wont do that

lol, sounds kinda familiar

No I won´t be at work again later on!!

Will be in the cinema :cheer:

Off to see the Steve Steinman show, have fun all!!!!

:twisted: That was a nice nap :mrgreen:

All fresh to go get em tonight :twisted:

:doh:

I´m so stupid!

:doh:

Wanted to go to cinema with some friends tonight, and we should have meet ... one hour ago! :shock:

So...I overdosed on coffee...all jittery and jumpy...

Come out for a smoke...right by the door...right opposite me...there sits a BLACK cat...staring me straight in the eye...

So...we stare each other down...he - with his green eyes...me - with mine...

I win...cat leaves finally...

So...did I just chase away my familiar?

how do you know it was a he?

Figure of speech...couldn't have been arsed to look under the tail...

BUT...the way he stared at me...yeah...could have been ONLY A HE

F'ing kill me

<<<F'ing kills carl

She is taller than me so always speaks highly of me!

Are you stalking me? if so, you are worng. i left Stalybridge at 6pm not ten past!

Chris, sorry to upset you but; not all my thoughts are about you you know :))

Only some? And if some...what is approximate percentage??? ;)