One Pina Collada jumbo please

:twisted: anyone want serving while im back the landlord is busy as always so you'll have to make do with me :smile:

pocheen please

coming right up jonty :smile:

a round of beers & jd& cokes please

coming right up chris :smile:

i need a vodka and redbull myself i need the energy

its a bit slow in here tonight


lets have another round

coming right up :smile:

full english with a nice cup of black coffee ,1 sugar please

coming right up chris :smile:

dont know about a large brandy,after the stress of orange and no internet for the last month me thinks i need a very large bottle of brandy and a small bottle of diet coke please

:twisting: I thought all that shouting was pretty thereputic Barb :lol:

For instance "My 4 year old grand daughter could run a company better than you" must have helped you let off a bit of steam :lmao:

You can still have the brandy and D coke though :wink:

maybe just asmall one,jo is trying to phone you !

:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen:

I'll talk to Jo now.

I'm still at her mummy in laws :lol:

hello hubby of mine :smile:

:twisted: Hello darling :mrgreen:

You popped in for a quick one before going to see the family at the pub?

How would you like a drink as well? :devil:

:twisted: lol might as well and a drink aswell :lol: :devil:

anychance of service in here its becoming a right old ????? next youll be changing into a lap dance club

not that i am complaining

but a beer would be nice

:twisted: Beer is always nice, and I just happen to have........... :cheers:

Good news and bad news.

lol ,i"ll have a large black coffee this morning please ,if anyone is serving or if your not too busy in the lap dancing room ;) :roll:

:twisted: right there will be no lapdancing in this pub it is a respected pub thank you very much, neil don't you get any ideas either :lol: your black coffee is coming right up :D

old man driving me insane,need a very large vodka and red bull please,quick as you can

:twisted: coming right up i need one myself i need the energy :D

anyone want serving while i'm here? :D

:twisted: I'll have a coke please hunni.

You know i'm t total :mrgreen:

i'll have a poitin please

tut tut thats illegal

so arrest me

:twisted: As long as we're both outside the 12 mile limit, it's all good :mrgreen:

:twisted: coming right up, since when have you been t total neil i don't believe that for a minute :devil:

what 12 mile limit??

what limit you never told me about a limit neil :lol:

:twisted: It's suposed to be a 3 mile limit, but the drinks I mix are a little more volitile than that :devil:

:lmao:

think ill have a last brandy before bed please,thankyou,must say service very good tonight

anyone want serving today? :D

yes please,i need a very large vodka and red bull,no one else in tonight then ?

:twisted: Busy day at the pub mummy in law?

You should work in one of these virtual pubs.

The wages ain't much, but the hours are GREAT :mrgreen:

i'll start with a jd & coke please

coming right up chris :D

:twisted: anyone want serving while im here? :D

:twisted: I'll have one please dearest :mrgreen:

:twisted: and what would you like to drink hubby of mine? :D

:twisted: Who said I wanted a "drink" :eyebrows:

:twisted: lol oh really is that a promise? :devil:

:twisted:

:twisted: i take it as a yes then lol you can be my tazan anytime you want :D

*shuffles in, hides in her usual corner by the fire and hopes and wishes for a magical hot chocolate*

I miss this old place.

:twisted: Eh up Heli-copter :mrgreen:

Magical hot chocolate coming up :wink:


It's the litre and a half of vodka put into each and every cup that makes Bat & Belfry hot chocolate MAGICAL :devil:

:twisted: hi heli how are you? long time no see, your hot chocolate is coming right up :D

:twisted: i see my hubby has beat me to it for once lol :devil:

damn straight! They don't make it as magical anywhere else! :P

So whats the story guys?! Whats new in this crazy world? What has this silly student missed out on?

:twisted: Let me see :roll:

Jonty got drunk.

RJ posted some random lyrics.

Carl punched him.

R. posted some dumb links in off topic.

Jo served beers in the Bat while putting me in my place at every turn.

Andy asked for birthday cake.

Deb flew round the world 20 times meeting up with ex NLE members

Fred spoke rubbish.

Greg passed out in someones bed.

Ross plugged his site but mis-spelt the addy and nobody could see it :mrgreen:

I took flak over a green jacket.

Sean stayed Welsh (against everyones advice).



Pretty much same old same old :lol:

and all the time nobody saw me raiding the pubs whisky and diet coke supply, I;m going on holiday when they stocktake!!!!!!!!

its whiskey!!!!!!

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;391688]:twisted: Let me see :roll:





Jo served beers in the Bat while putting me in my place at every turn



:twisted: dam right i did and enjoyed every minute of it too :lol:

not according to this place's bootleg supply labels!!!!!

english spelling then lol

See now this is a man who knows what he's doing!

:P


Thanks for the update! Seems to me that everythings still exactly where i left them ^_^! Good good! :P

:twisted: i heard that michael, so you're the one who's been knicking our whiskey and diet coke eh cheeky sod lol :devil:

:twisted: You think? :rly:

You forgot about what the security cameras saw :devil: .

:twisted: And yes, before anyone says it, Disney DOES supply out CCTV :roll:

:lmao:

jd & coke please

large poitin please

:twisted: Coming right up mon ami :mrgreen:

:twisted: lol since when do you speak french eh neil? lol :raspberry:

Pint of fosters please,know its a bit early but its well needed !

:twisted: Fosters coming up :mrgreen:

One of those days huh Barb?

Yea.you bet need vodka and red bull now please

:twisted: Have you ever had a "goldfish bowl"?

You know those old divers helmets?

Well I fill one with vodka, give you a little straw to breath through, then screw the full goldfish bowl to a collar around your neck.

Wanna try one? :mrgreen:

that souds good ,yea

:twisted: Here you go.

Give my love to the 4th dimention :mrgreen:

:twisted: i need a red bull i need the energy i have no energy left :lol:

:twisted: Red Bull, and a cuddle, coming right up :mrgreen:

:twisted: awwww thank you i could with a cuddle right now :D

:twisted: The cuddles are free, but that's £3.97 for the Red Bull :mrgreen:


*runs*

:twisted: run very fast neil lol you cheeky sod you would charge your own wife :raspberry:

:twisted: awwwwwwwww, hunni, you know I wouldn't charge you.









I'll give you a tab instead :p

:twisted: lol well the same goes to you hubby of mine :devil:

:twisted: errrrr, did I tell you that "tab" is an ancient swahilian word for candel lit bath? :mrgreen:

drink please

:twisted: You got it.

:hic:


You want one too? :mrgreen:

thanks keep em comming

:twisted: thats real smooth talking there neil, and nice sucking up to me :lol:

:twisted: Hey, i'm the master :mrgreen:

And I even have the lazer screwdriver to prove it *puffs up chest*

:twisted: lmao keep telling yourself that neil :devil:

:twisted: I do.

Often.

In front of the mirror.

While aiming my lazer screwdriver


:oops: :oops: :oops:

:twisted: lol and what are you aiming your lazer screwdriver at? and no you won't be taking over me, you wish :lmao:

:twisted: errrrr, anyone want a beer?

The current convo is going to weird places :bleh:

:twisted: yeah i'll have one please thank you :D

I'll have a beer as well, please! I'm so thirsty!


*sits in her corner and knits*

:twisted: coming right up heli :D

Thanks love ^_^!

Hows you today? Been busy?

is anyone still serving,if so mines a large brandy and diet coke please

:twisted: Here you go Barb :mrgreen:

thankyou,a very large brandy & diet please,how you doing ?

:twisted: Here you go Barb.

Still worrying over tomorrow.

Don't know if Jo told you, but i've got a kids magic show booked in for tomorrow, and i've lost the details so I have no idea where the hell it is :shock:

Your daughter is marrying an idiot :oops:

oh ,blimey,what are you gonna do,i shouldnt worry i married one too lol........