Is it Christmas yet???..... I need a holiday!!

I´d stay if I´d be sensible...

calmed down now... i over reacted, and will appologise

You? Apologize?

Are you ill???

I love training courses, this is fun!!!!!

Another one bit the dust in this office...I should really get moving too...

thought 1, why's my spelling getting so bad?
2, why did they spell my name wrong?
3, why did i agree to go to start at 9am on sunday?
4, 55 quid phone bill... ffs

birthday....sitting at home alone.....meh

enjoy that

shame the instructor doesnt appreciate my sense of humour

dunno why.. but i'm not shocked

(welcome to my world in 'ere)

wish I would have had that meal before we started drinking...
two and a half bottle of red wine (so far) without having eaten the whole day isn´t good

yeah it is

chris (sw31) in a tie... don't see that everyday

true you don't

nah what i did was funny,

told to slow down as a person was walking across the carpark, my reply wasy but i wont hit him then, he didnt find that funny

german men make the worst lovers.. to selfish apparently

betty tell you that?

yesterdays sun newspaper.. shouldda been the headline

im suprised you made it past page 3

wonder why you know that, but it´s true :roll:

in search of a laugh from dear deirdre my friend

was i in it again?

a text will reveal the answer to that question... sent about 9 hours ago

liverpool through to last 16 4.0