:twisted: Gonna hope the booker rings back before tomorrow to confirm.

Long shot, but not unheard of :roll:


Steve is in his own class of idiot :lmao:

Good luck,ill have a pint of fosters while your waiting then please,feel like mixing tonight

:twisted: coming right up :D

well lets get a round in

i think ill have a night cap ,straight brandy with a little ice thankyou

:twisted: im bored anyone want serving while im here? :D

yes please,but only orange juice today im afraid,got raving headache,wouldnt mind if it was self inflicted but it aint,any sign of the landlord today ?

:twisted: I've just shown up :mrgreen:

Luckilly enough that booker DID ring to confirm last night, so the show went ahead no problem 8)

:twisted: welcome back sexy how did the show go? :D

:twisted: Went very well thanks hunni :D

Glad to be finished though :mrgreen:

:twisted: awww i bet you're tired after that show do you want a drink? :D

:twisted: Yes please, and a cuddle :wink:

:twisted: coming right up how about a kiss aswell :D

:twisted: I might be able to manage that :wink:


Anyone else want serving by the way? :D

Large white wine and soda please!

:twisted: coming right up angelica :D

a round of beers for the match please

wheres the big screen gone

:twisted: coming right chris up you'll have to ask the landloard about that :D

:twisted: TV rooms just down the corridor, 265th door on the right :mrgreen:

They'll be disapointed if you put the football on though :roll:

They'e watching something far more interesting.

:twisted: lmao the customers won't be happy with that but oh well never mind :lol: anyone want serving while i am here?

yes please,ill have a white wine and soda for a change ,thankyou

:twisted: We can do that :D

thankyou very much,seems quiet in here tonight :(

:twisted: It is a bit.

I'm starting to suspect that some of our clientele have gone out and got lives and not told us :bleh:

yea think so,perhaps we are using the wrong deoderant,what you think ?

:twisted: Not really Barb.

I mean, come on now.

RJ.
Carl.
Jonty.



Can you REALLY imagining any of these guys ever getting a life? :p

:lol:

see your point :lmao: :lmao:

do you think if i bought the board in it would liven things up a bit ? :devil:

:twisted: Yeah, let's have a seance.

There again, the only spirit I want to get in touch with right now is Brandy :mrgreen:

i wouldnt mind a large one with diet coke ,if you please,but i also wouldnt mind a supernatural one to take a certain someone away lol ,were gonna have a go later lol

:twisted: You're gonna try what?

The board, or getting someone taken out? :shock:

errrrr, he's your brandy Barb, on the house, no trouble at all :shock:

:lol:

thanks for the brandy,dont worry,only the board,not having anyone took out aint met Doug yet lol

sneaks in, whips a whiskey away and ~~~~~~s off

i hope thats coming my way

nips in and nicks a couple more for me and me Sis

ta its well noted

anytime, local yokels have ~~~~~~ed off, help yourself time lol

grab a bottle of brandy for me please while nobody there,will settle up tomorrow

don't bother settling up, on the house lol

thats good im skint ,make it two bottles then lol

no worries, they'll be to worried about the missing whiskey to notice

your not supposed to take it all

make the most of it the landlord is going away tomorrow he is going to london to visit the queen

so what's it bloody there for??????

landlord's ~~~~~~ed off so it's there for the taking

yep, did think he was that way inclined.....jacket gave it away

too right

glad you agree

think i need a nightcap now getting tired(and not one that you wear)

blimey i know the land is away for a few days,but wheres the relief manager ive been waiting all night for a drink(cant get the staff these days lol)

Need a very large coffee this morning please if anyone serving

coming right up barb i'll join you with a latte in just a mo

:twisted: anyone want serving while im here? :D

:twisted: nice try michael oh by the way have you met mine and neil's wrotwrilers called roger and satan they'll be gaurding the bar while the landlord is with me :D

oh good some real service then

make mine a beer satan theres a good boy

and mines a brandy please Roger while your at it (sounds like Hale and Pace ,Roger and Satan the Rotweilers lol)

:twisted: the drinks will be served by humans and not rotweilers and both your drinks are coming right up :D

but you said the place was being looked after bye the rotties not humans



i'll have a jd & coke please

:twisted: lol i meant they were protecting me while the landlord is away your jd and coke are coming right up :D

jim bean black

ill have a brandy before bedtime,ta

:twisted: anyone want serving while im here? :D

yes please,can i have a vodka and tonic,thankyou

jd & coke please

i need a very very large brandy desperatley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just having a large glass of red wine!!!!

think everyone must be having a lay in,ill have a large latte when your ready please

:twisted: coming right up :D

Cup of tea please, Milk no sugar :cool:

coming right up

just have half of fosters today please,

coming right up

think ill have a coffee now,before bedtime,thankyou

larshge wishkeyyyy and diet cooke pleashhh

make that 2

they're both coming right up :D

bit late now

i know but i've been busy though :raspberry:

Good excuse lol :raspberry:

anyone want serving while im here?

:twisted: You can pour me a pint please hunni :mrgreen:

coming right up :D you even get service how lucky is that lol

:twisted: Well i'll let you put your feet up later while I make you a nice cuppa :coffee:

can i have a bucket of brandy please,thankyou

:twisted: Well the landlady's gone to bed, so i'll get it for you :mrgreen:

thankyou so much,just a little ice

A most delicious cup of Horlicks please bartender.

:twisted: Coming right up :D

late hours you"re keeping tonight,

Thank you, that was :yawn: delicious, perhaps I'll be able to get to sleep no:zzz:

Can i have a nice large strong coffee please,not a lot of sleep last nite,was up till
stupid oclock on computer,must get some sort of hobby lol

:twisted: 8:32?

I was just about falling asleep then :oops:

think i might be falling asleep early tonight,can i please have a vodka and diet coke
please,thanks

coming right up :D

thankyou very much,excellent service,better than my pub

hows your pub going then?

Alright,but i hate working there,too many stroppy people,one being the boss.while im
here can i have a very large brandy and diet coke please,if anyones serving,thanks

coming right up :D

Cheers

you're welcome

:twisted: Drink anyone? :mrgreen:

Oh yes please,a brandy and diet coke,make it a large one,thanks,quiet in here tonight

:twisted: Coming up mummy in law :mrgreen:

Yes, been a bit quiet.
I fell asleep before and lost about 5 hours :shock: :oops: :lol: