:twisted: Ordewrs coming up.

Sorry about the wait, Jo has got me doing household stuff :oops:

Been looking for curtains for our four poster bed, in the end I had to make them.

She's turning me into her bitch :shock:

i have trained her well ...lol..a very large brandy and diet coke please..stressed..

:twisted: One very large brandy and coke coming right up mummy in law.

And I think it's Jo that's got ME well trained :shock:

Thats good,see she is taking my advice.."start as you mean to go on"..lol..lol..
I think i will have a large coffee if you please..thanks..

Usual please, hell of a day!!!!!

:twisted: Hell of a day?

The answer is a hell of a drink in a hell of a glass :mrgreen:

Just a straight diet coke this morning please

coming right up :D

:twisted: I'll keep the brandy on hold nearby then Barb :wink:

Thanks Neil,might need one later

:twisted: Quiet day at the Bat today :shock:

Still, gives me a chance to give the brasswork an extra polish :mrgreen:

i hope that doesn't have a hidden meaning ;)
pint please... no head ta

:twisted: Certainly not :nope:
Just maintaining the high standards of this fine establishment :mrgreen:


One pint with a guillotine coming right up :up:

Hi Neil and Jo,whoever is serving ,i need lots of brandy,i know its very early but i have major stress i cant get rid of,at least i can blot it out with brandy..

:twisted: It's late, so that's a hell of a lot of brandy coming your way now Barb :shock:

Hey, Neil; long time no see. Would like a fantasy White Russian, lol, extra vodka (was the way I used to drink it).

Can I have a malibu and coke please barmaid/tender :p?

Need nightcap please,a nice brandy will do,thankyou

:twisted: Your drinks are ready ladies.
The service is a little slow :oops: but at least it always comes with a smile :mrgreen:

much better than my pub Neil,the landlord is not known for smiling,miserable B

:twisted: "The modern day prince of darkness", that's what the paper called John isn't it? :lmao:

Yea and boy were they right...lol the way he is looking at the mo..(should of added steve to that)

A brandy (large one) and diet coke,need it, gotta go and see my sister-in-law in the chapel of rest in a minute,not looking forward to that

:twisted: Think I overmedicated on my own wares last night :shock:

so hot,will have a large glass of white wine and soda,thankyou

coming right up, see you even get service with a smile how lucky is that :lol: :D

very nice and quick service too..

A nice large coffee this morning please..thanks..

:twisted: Coffee coming right up :coffee:

As it's so summery at the moment, i'm getting the strawberrys out :D
Whipped cream anyone? :mrgreen:

No thanks Neil,just a nice Latte please,thanks

:twisted: Latte coming up mum in law of mine :D

Anyone else want serving?

Me again...a very large brandy please((medicinal....lol..))

coming right up :D

very hot,nice cool pint of fosters please,thankyou

coming up :D

Not hot like yesterday,will have a brandy tonight please,with a diet coke,thanks

its been nice and hot here today, your brandy and diet coke is coming right up :D

ok,dont rub it in about the sun..lol...thanks for the drink,same again please,thankyou

lol coming right up again

thankyou so much,no landlord tonight..night off ??

the landlord has taken tonight off so im working for a change :lol:

oh right,another brandy please,last one of the night ,thanks (( are you staying at Doe"s))

no we normally stay till this time, one brandy and diet coke coming up :D

Thankyou,will call it a night after that one..work tomorrow

:twisted: Think i'll sit here with a nice sensible glass of perier spring water.

Jo, on the other hand, is as pissed a fart and screaming out for more lager.
In fact, I had to prise a bottle of windowlene from her alcohol maddened hands :yep:

Not me, sober as a judge I am :yep:

Guess its you thats serving then..wonder who Jo takes after..cos it aint me ((lol..lol))

With all these brains floating about i need a drink,a very large brandy please..

DRINK!!!!!!!

:twisted: I'm a saint am I :pray:

Brandy - done.

Drink - *looks at cleaning products, grabs random bottle* Done.

:up:

Thankyou,service very good..(( has Jo passed out yet ? lol ))

:twisted: No.

Still got her head lodged down the bog making sounds like Linda Blair :bleh:

Ah bless..lol

Ive taught her well

anyone want serving while im here? i think i need a redbul need the energy lol

sounds like a plan,a vodka and redbull please,thankyou

coming right up :D

thankyou,ready for another please,ta

coming up i think i might join you on that one :D

make it just one more then i will call it a night,thanks

coming up :D

anyone want serving while im here?

yes please,a nice cool pint of fosters tonight ,thankyou and one for yourself..

coming right up :D i think i might have a pint myself thanks :D

Ready for another please,then off to bed,early start tomorrow,got a new grumpy boss..

coming up, ain't he the modern day prince of darkness brother in law lol

Yea,dont know which one is worse..lol..well ido really..

anyone want serving while im here?

lol

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Ta

:twisted: Right, Landlord been away to London, then to hospital, and now i'm back.

Anyone thirsty?

A large brandy please and one for you and Jo,for 1 year together love mummy..xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:twisted: Thanks mummy in law :mrgreen:

I'd play the anniversary waltz, but Jo is flat out asleep at the moment bless her (awwwww)

I'll have a diet coke over ice please

Sounds nice,ill have the same but with a brandy too please,service not too good tonight..

:twisted: Sorry the service has been a bit slack the last few days :oops:

The Landlord has been off taking care of the missus the last few days :wink:

hey lawrence, pint of harp and a packet of dates please

:twisted: Lawrence? :shock:

Well, the Guinness we can do, but i'll have to check my diary for the dates :mrgreen:

Thats great...ill have a nice pint of fosters please ,dont like harp much...lol

:twisted: I see.

I wish I didn't :roll: , but I do.

Pin of Fosters cooming right up Barb :up:

Can I smoke in here?:)):)):))

No it's a UK pub :lmao:

:twisted: Tricky subject as we cross international boundries :roll:

To keep everyone happy, i've built an outside smoking shack in Guatemala :mrgreen: :up:

Most international bounderies are the same as us and if they aren't now they're getting that way :lol: Outside shack sounds good to me ;)

:twisted: OK, Columbia it is.
You can get away with anything there :bleh:


Saying that, a lot of places in Spain ignore the smoking ban anyway :shrug:

Anyway, back to beer?

Who's drinking?

:twisted: Right, i'm giving the bar a quick wipe over and heading off for the night.

Got to make sure the missus is taking it easy :wink:

Night all.

My sister in law was saying that where her place is in Spain ,one pub is a smoking pub then the next is a non smoking one so you then have a choice,while you are here a nice large latte please,thanks..

:twisted: Latte coming right up :coffee:

Thankyou so much..hell of a day..not unusual lately need a large brandy and diet coke please and one for yourself and your lovely good lady..

:twisted: Thank you very much madam :mrgreen:

Jo says she'll have a pint of lager, i'll go with a bottle of Bolinger 78 if it's all the same to you? :mrgreen:

Dont take the p**s..lol..lol..

How you doing.?

cant phone got huge prob ((in front room))

:twisted: All well at this end thanks hun :wink:

Glad to hear that,ready for another please..pint of fosters this time..thanks..

:twisted: Fosters, we can do :cheers:

Cheers

:twisted: Sure quiet round here lately :shock:

Beer gone out of fashion? :wtf:

Nope, service has been somewhat lacking lol

Scotch and Lemonade for me please......:)

now heres a member from the past...I do pop in every day to see whats going on..

love to all my meatie friends.....

dottie
x

:twisted: That's coming right up Dottie :D

Good to see you post 8)

Think i'll need that bottle of rose wine early tonight...

:twisted: Rose on it's way :D

Thanks Neil.... Now i need a strong coffee

:twisted: Think the landlord could do with a pint of cider or twelve :roll:

try some dickens cider ;)