:twisted: :faint:

and what are you looking shocked for? :raspberry:

:twisted: I hope you're in the mood to do some work when you come home :p

i say bring it on :raspberry:

would anyone like a drink?

Yes please large white wine

coming up angelica :D

dare i say this but as its my birthday drinks are on me tonight :wink: :D

you had a good few drinks on your birthday...lol...

Are you back to serving them now..lol

I will have a nice large white wine and soda...cheers

:twisted: Well, actually we're going for a drink tonight :lol:


Well, this is the first real chance we've had since Jo got back from London, so this is our birthday drink :mrgreen:

hope you had a good time with loads to drink......

I need to wake up and leave for work.... can I have a large strong coffee please

coming up ali its a bit late but better late than never :lol:

anyone want a drink?

:twisted: Anyone want serving while i'm here? :mrgreen:

My usual please barkeep

:twisted: One banana dacari coming right up :p

Forget the one for yourself then, I'll just drink indoors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cant find that bottle of JD's!!

At this point we need to mention the fact that this so called friend has drunk my bloody whiskey that I left at the flat and thought was safe...


In fairness I also have to say that Em's offered to buy me a bottle to wet the baby's head with on Wednesday night...

She's forgiven lol

Is it safe to mention that i drank some of it with Betty's Cherry coke?

Probably not!!!!

Jesus, barkeep can we ban this heathen?????

CHERRY COKE??????????????????????????????????????????

The Diet Coke was still fizzy lol!!

Your move on Wordscraper and the Dot game btw lol!!

:twisted: *passes Michael a bottle of Jack Daniels Green Label before he faints* :lol:

dot game has gone from my facebook and I never saw wordscraper there so send me a reminder as it's the only way I can move

Neil I don't want special bottles, just service when i REQUIRE IT LOL

only had a wee small oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

will be there in spirit -- jd & coke at the ready

Wednesday night m8, party online, be there!!!!!!! lol

cuppa tea... of drink for a bit

On your homepage it says you were the winner in the Dot game and you've moved in both Wordscraper games so CRAFT syndrome strikes again lol!!

so why does my applications say I dont have either of those games?

I'm confused...

Cos they've reorganised the applications again and some went missing lol!! I've nudged you on Wordscraper so that should be easy to find!!

ive noticed that,i have lost loads..what a pain..

Anyone serving..really really need a very large black sweet coffee..thankyou..

And its always the ones you use that disappear lol!!

:twisted: Been off for a few days with a sore mouth (I managed to bite myself :wtf: :nuts: ) but i'm back now.

Alcohol anyone?

where's m there''''''' s some stiff drinks & cigars to be shared


mines a whisky & coke & sis will have a triple whisky & coke + a couple of cuban's to smoke

oh almost forgot take away tea for anji + a wee small bottle for the new arrivel

congrats to you all

Champagne all round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shame we can't smoke indoors any more... :p

I've got me cuban on the go

let me but you a large whiskey..

On thge house! :p


Everyone else can ... it's just you who has to go outside ;-)

i've had my wee small king edward & drinking my whisky now

hope it lasts till saturday

That's you sorted, when's baby's first stottie?!

:twisted: Think it's a good night for a stay behind tonight :mrgreen:

anyone want serving while im here?

Long time since I darkened this doorway :S

How is everyone?

:twisted: Still alive, still serving, and still over charging the punters :p .


Now, what will you have? :mrgreen:

you can serve my neil i will have a redbull please as i need the energy lol :D

:twisted: Red Bull coming right up dear (with vodka I assume :wink: ).

lol no just the redbull then maybe a pint :D

:twisted: Whatever you say madam :mrgreen:

thank you :D

weak tea, milk, two sugars please, oh, and a large bowl of water and three small bowls of water please :D

:twisted: Coming right up :up:

thank you :-)

Did i miss Chris's birthday drinks????

Nope, he drank them lol

ops sorry t theve probly stocked up again what after a baby's wetting gig & my birthday think we drank the belfry dry

Aaahh Little Jasmine's celebrations.................Mmm i'll make a toast to Anji and Michael.....congrats and well done.

:twisted: One bottle of Bolly 48 coming right up :mrgreen:

:cheers:

need a good 2or 3 whiskys please hard day at work

a very large black coffee please...need caffine

:twisted: Coffe coming up :coffee:

BTW, although the landlord has now quit smoking, the B&B is STILL happy to operate it's own smokers corner :up:

Congrats to you, Neil, for quitting. :cheer::cheer: I know from so many friends that it isn't easy to do.

Well done Neil,keep it up,Sam is still doing really well,thats two of you in the family((proud of you both ;) ))..just gotta get the others in the non smoking club now...lol

:twisted: Start feeling less proud mummy in law, had a few sly cigs at work last night :lol:

Still a big improvement though :shrug:

Anyone want a beer? :cheers:

after a very long week..need a large brandy and diet coke please..

:cough::cough: Service please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looks like the staff have been on strike..lol..after the day i have had i hope they are back at work today i really could do with a drink..dunno about a large brandy,i need the bottle..lol

where's me alcohol????????????

any staff serving????????????????????

bloody good pub this one...lol

im now here silly question does anyone want a drink?

was a bit early then,but now i will have a large brandy and diey coke please if you are still open....cheers

:twisted: The landlord could do with a large brandy or two right now.

Why are there so many useless b@$t@rd$ in the world? :wall:

its called lif Neil....life is a ba**ard and then you marry one....lol...

they call this hell on earth,probably why your pub is so very busy ,everyone drowning their sorrows...lol
while you are there i will have a very large brandy and diet coke please..thankyou

:twisted: Coming right up madam.

Think i'll have one myself.

Make mine a malibu and diet coke please :)), thank you.

:twisted: Coming right up.

I'm thinking of putting tinsel on the drinking straws to get the place a little more festive.

That sounds great but make sure it doesn't interfere when we put the straw into our mouths to drink :shock: :lol: !!

Or are you thinking OTT like Meat's mic stand on the HOTD tour :lol:?!

:twisted: I'm thinking "the crap you put in the glass = the less room for liquid = the less liquid you use = higher profit.

Ho ho ho mrgreen:

Ah yes that would be perfect :lol: !!

bit early in the morning but i need a brandy,on the rocks...for medicinal purpose...sore throat and stress...loads of it !!!!!!
cheers and one for yourself,drink that is ,not stress...lol

coming up its a bit late but here it is and i might have a pint myself :cheers:

Avery large coffee this morning please ,need lots of caffine,gotta go christmas shopping...thankyou

:twisted: I need some hair of the dog :doh:

Me dad, he just needs some hair :mrgreen:


I have a feeling i'm going to get myself in trouble at some point today :bleh:

ROTFPMSL...your poor dad....i should think so,sleeping with your mum and dad at your age...lol..bet you need a large black coffee this morning
at least you all had a good time last night,i hope Julies dad enjoyed his party

:shock:

:twisted: All will be explained in my blog which i'm gearing up to write as soon as this hangover works off :doh:

:twisted: God it's a bit quiet here lately :wtf:

YouTube Video

For gods sake, someone get the beers in :cheers:

i might aswell have a beer now as im in the mood for it anyone else want one?

:twisted: A Jagermeister for me.
Best thing for a sore throat.

coming up i think i'll join you on that one neil

anyone want serving while im here? :D i might as well do some work for a change :lol:

:twisted: Just something non alcoholic right now.

Not often I say that :shock:

coming up i might even have a redbull i need the energy at the moment :D

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*Pours pint* :cheers:


:twisted: Yeah :mrgreen:


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i worry about you sometimes neil lol would you like a drink while im here? :D

:twisted: You better give me a Red Bull hun.
All that tap dancing has left me quite tired :zzz:

i bet it has lol one redbull coming up i think i might join you on that aswell

I didnt know you had entertainment here! Tap dancing ... hmmm! Can I have a large frothy coffee please