Excuses, excuses ...
 

I ran out of gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from out of town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake.
A terrible flood.
Locusts.
It wasn't my fault!

So, what's your excuse?

:twisted: Been watching Blues Brothers huh? :elwood: :elwood: :mrgreen:


I was kidnapped by aliens :yep:

I was held captive by renegade nuns on wheels.

:twisted: My dog ate my car keys.

I couldn't find my glasses. :shrug:

:twisted: I got locked in the toilet.

My cellphone fell into the loo. :yep:

:twisted: I was just on my way, then it happened, the second coming of Christ :yikes:

The clowns made me do it. :bleh:

:twisted: It wasn't me.

no no no, you got it all wrong

:twisted: See, I have this evil twin i've never mentioned before.......... :yep:

my phone didnt work, i didnt check my emails yet, i wasnt home, etc etc etc

sorry i'm late my dad swolloed a moth and was choking on it and he was puking up :yep:

must be a mind reader ,was just gonna post that one lol

sorry im late,been waiting over half hour for a bus ((not))

its 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and were wearing sunglasses

The dog ate my door keys

didnt catch the train/bus/tram/other transportation vehicle

:twisted: But you told me to :shock:

aaah, you meant it that way?

:twisted: What?

But I was waiting outside the OTHER McDonalds :doh:

erm.....but- yes, yes, yes, but, ähem..... I.... actually, yeah, erm, ergh..... really??

:twisted: My watch stopped.

I was having an OBE - Out of Body Experience. :whistle:

:twisted: I stopped to buy you flowers.

Where's the flowers?

errrrrrrrr............... :badidea:

but my dog did ate my homework honestly

:twisted: Espionage :yep:

I was too busy doing nothing. :smartass:

i accidently missplaced my homework

I was abducted by aliens!

:twisted: There was this really important news on .net..............



Nobody would believe that one :badidea:


:lmao:

But you never told me..............

:twisted: You said you were going to do it.

My computer crashed...beat that one!

i accidently fell down a man hole on the way to meeting you :roll:

:twisted: I tried to call, but there was no answer :shrug:

I tried to pay your bill via paypal/credit card, etc...but the website was down...

My internet provider filed bankruptcy...looking for a new one even as we speak...

I kept calling and calling but your number is permanently busy...called operator and they told me it's out of service.

Check I've sent you came back - sorry, I forgot to affix the stamp...:oops:

:twisted: My car had been stolen earlier that day, so I couldn't have been driving.

Mailbox on the corner caught fire - payment for your services was in it.

I did sent you a check!!! I did!!!

Ah...it was unsigned...well, send it back and I'll gladly sign it when I get it back that is...

My boss is out of town...(classic)

:twisted: I thought the safty catch was on :shrug:

Having to be brought home by two friends after a night out in a London club,so pissed,
excuse " i"m not drunk ,i had an asthma attack on the bus"

:twisted: Demonic possession :yep:

The cat vomited in my shoes, and I had to clean them before I could leave...

The voices stopped telling me what to do.

:twisted: The dead started walking the earth :faint:

there was the biggest spider in the house..

:twisted: The train broke down over a bridge, and we couldn't move for hours.

there were no buses

:twisted: I would have gotton away with it if it wasn't for those damn kids :bicker:

i missed the last train...

:twisted: Armed uprising.

a load of zombies escaped from the graveyard..causing a traffic jam

was flying from heathrow terminal 5

i like that one lol..


the dog swallowed my car keys and i had to take her to the vets

:twisted: My missus went out this morning and forgot to take the handcuffs off me and the bedpost first :oops:

the bathroom door got stuck and i couldnt get out..