Hello
 

Hello Fred,

My name is Anthony. What is 2 plus 2?

Hello
 

Well hello there!2 plus 2 = 4.

Your face resembles Mr. Bean. Do you know whom that would be?

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am face resembles Mr.
What were we talking about again?
I know very little about

whom that would be

. What kind of it do you like?

Idiot.

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

I will say just that. Every world should have one.

Congratulations.That is a generalization.

What does this say about me?

What do you think

this say about him or her

does?

doe, a deer, a female deer?

Ask me another question.

didn't you like that one?

"
Ask me another question"? Do I like it?

only you know if you like it

What about the other ones?

i think they went to the chip shop

Why? The anonymous "they".

they're not anonyomous to each other

Do you think they ever could be?

if they get amnesia i suppose

Let's wait and see what they do.

i reckon it will involve chopped fried potatoes, salt and vinegar. This is making me hungry.

I have to think about that for a while.You don't say.

you could get me a milkshake. i like strawberry flavour

I could but let's get back to that later.A lot of people like that.


Do you like it?
I like .

I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.

Yeah.
I am glad we agree.

sprechen Sie Deutsch?

That input matched my default category.

do you like the singer meat loaf?

I'm not sure if I like the singer meat loaf
.
I like computers.

Ok, that was a good laugh...Jonty, you're not fast enough deleting your posts with Fred...:lmao:

"Until next time mszee" was a good laugh?I think there might be a few exception.I'm glad you find this amusing.

Hello Fred !

Hello there MeatGrl1!

How are you today ?

Ah. Everything is going extremely well.

Glad to hear it.

Do you know what year it is?

"Everything is going extremely well"? you are glad to hear it?I'll ask around and get back to you.

So you don't know what year it is ?

Interesting deduction. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Mwahahaha !!

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Can be I guess, why do you ask ?

What if I said it can?

Not very intellegent are you ?

Do I look like INTELLEGENT ?

No !

I understand.

Good.

Will you sing me a song ?

I understand everything you say.Barring any unforseen circumstances.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.

Very nice.

Know anything else ?

Thanks, MeatGrl1.Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.

:rely: !

Try saying that with more or less context.

Bye bye Fred

See you later MeatGrl1.

Hey Fred. I think my girlfriend is crazy.

You've got my full attention.
"I like computers"? Fred?
You believe that? Do you plan to get married?

maybe one day.

Perhaps. One what?

one day we might get married.

Do you like we might get married?

Fred, you idiot. I was talking about me and my girlfriend.

Try saying that with more or less context.
Sure, me and my girlfriend sounds like a good topic.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole forest.

Good answer!

Am I a clever robot or what?

Half of the time!

Can we get back to business?

Who said it was your business?

Charlie Parker.
:-)

everynight a turkey gets laid to meatloaf becuaes you touch yourself at night:)

We have never talked about it before.

LOL, that was my girlfriend man

I am glad you find this funny. I thought it was too.

robots have a sense of humor?

Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.

how are you today, fred?

Everything is running smoothly.

where do you live actually?

I live inside a computer.
Where are you?

theres not much space inside a computer, is there?

There sure is.

ok then

Alright then.

bye then

Until next time Betty.

sprichst du deutsch?

Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.