Would You Want Neverland Express Action Figures?
 

Yes! What accessories would each member come with?

My idea:

Series 1:

• Meat Loaf w/ red scarf, mic stand, black jacket, and dildo gun
• Meat Loaf (variant) w/ red scarf, mic stand, los angeloser jacket, and dildo gun
• Patti Russo w/ mic stand, top hat, and dildo gun
• Paul Crook w/ two guitars and amp
• CC w/ mic stand, cowgirl hat, and dildo gun
• John Miceli w/ Hang Cool Tour stage play set

Series 2:

• Meat Loaf (1978 era with a White shirt) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and red scarf
• Meat Loaf (1978 Red Shirt Variant) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and white scarf
• Danny w/ various bass guitars
• Randy Flowers w/ two guitars and amp
• Billy w/ Soundboard playset

Series 3:

• Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era: 20/220 Tour Outfit) w/ removable white fringe jacket, guitar, and gum pack
• Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era variant: Bad Attitude Tour outfit) w/ removable biker jacket, guitar, and gum pack
• Dave Luther w/ Keyboard and saxophone
• Justin Avery w/ Piano
• Casual Meat Loaf and Pudding w/ M&G playset

Wal-Mart Exclusives:

• Meat Loaf (20/20 Tour) and Goff Twins Three pack w/ one guitar and three mic stands
• Meat Loaf (1978 Era), Rory Dodd, and Karla DeVito Three Pack w/ three mic stands
• Meat Loaf (Bad Attitude Tour), Bob Kulick, and Steve Bustlowe Three Pack w/ three Guitars and one mic stand

Target Exclusives:

• Jim Steinman w/ Rehearsal room playset
• Cowboys Jersey Meat Loaf w/ Royal Albert Hall Playset and cell phone
• Aspen Miller and Meat Loaf with fake wig Two-Pack w/ one white mic stand

Exclusive fan club offers:

• Meat and Mark Alexander Two pack w/ Piano
• Meat and Kasim Two-Pack w/ two guitars
• Meat Loaf (1993 era), Patti (1993 era) and Tony Loaf Three-Pack w/ Paradise Jacket
• MSO costumed Meat Loaf and Patti Russo w/ the MSO Playset (Includes entire orchestra)

Toys R Us Exclusives:

• Meat Loaf Stuffed Animal
• Meat as Eddie and Meat as Bob Two Pack w/ motorcycle
• Meat Loaf as Fred and William H. Macy Two-Pack
• Meat Loaf as Travis and Alice Cooper Two-Pack w/ Amp and two guitars

How about you?

I absolutley love this Warioloaf, me thinks too much thought has gone into this lmao.

However, the idea is rather interesting!

I'd want Patti and CC action figures so I can lift up their skirt and play with their titties. And there's no bloke on here who hasn't thought the exact same thing, unless they're gay ;)

I volunteer to make the costumes when this gets commissioned! :lol:

And I will be attaching the clothes to the figures so you boys don't turn into a bunch of doll perverts...honestly! :roll: :p

LMFAO ! What do you mean turn into a bunch of perverts ? they already are;):shock: LOL..

:whistle:

Yeah but doll perverts takes it to whole new, frightening levels doesn't it...

:shock: yea i guess so, i just think a lot of them probably have experience with dolls;) LOL....

LMAO we might be getting close to being moderated :lol:

In saying that though, I'm not sure we wouldn't be just as bad with Randy action figures (no pun intended)

remember folks if you have a problem with a post, click on report post option (mainly the sexist comments by the ladies) lol

Wario, god knows where or how you get your ideas:!:

I want a Paul Crook action figure! That would look cool on my guitar amp. :cool::metal: Not so keen on Meat. No... wait... that's not true. I almost forgot that I have a Janis Joplin action figure on one of my shelves, I think she wouldn't mind to be accompanied by a 1970s Meat Loaf. :-)

Side note: I have the feeling that Wario is pretty fascinated by the dildo gun, LOL.

How about some inflatable ones.:D

Most of them have great personalities and are so easy to get along with.:D

no, i don't like star trek action figures, either. the most funny thing i ever saw is a jesus action figure. it has little wheels under its feet ...
but as you like
:devil:

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands, but great idea lol

I love the casual Meat Loaf & Pudding M&G playset LMAO

Great Idea!!! But, for some reason the action figure scene in "Space Balls" with Dark Helmet pops into my mind. With Wario playing Dark Helmet! Not good thoughts, not good thougts, go away...

LOL......too funny.....

:shock::lol: silence is golden and all that;)

:twisted: I've been waiting for years fo a Meat Loaf action figure :lol:
They have them for Bon Jovi, Elvis, Kiss, GNR, Ozzy, and many others, so why not a Meat figure?

to be fair, with all those they could probably keep the same body, and just change the heads and clothes, so the legs, arms and torsi could be mass produced cheaply. If they were gonna do one of Meat, they'd probably have to do make a new design, or try and maximise profit by making dolls of Mama Cass, Beth Ditto, Pavarotti, and Elvis in his last days as well lol

(just kidding, of course ;) )

and You!

While we are at it, we may as well discuss the possibility of a Meat Loaf rubber duckie series ;) .

Behave yourself Suzie - then again if I they brought out a Patti Loofah? :whistle:

I've been trying to behave since this thread opened. Because a Meat Loaf action figure would have removable clothing :silence:.

Would there be a range of Meat Loaf's from the last thirty years? Would you really want to see a '78 Meat Loaf with no clothes on? :wtf:

Stop! Don't encourage them or this is about to turn into "One for the girls - special edition". :panic:

ho about a figure of me with removable clothing :))

and RJ with a female variant!

:eyebrows: Any year it don't matter to me.

@Sarge :lmao:

:twisted: :nope:

These figures are made in a particular pose, mostly cast in one piece (the clothes are not removable because the clothes ARE the figure).

Think toy soldier rather than Action Man :wink:

That being the case, every figure must be made from scratch, unless you want to take Elvis' body in Elvis' clothes, in an Elvis pose and stick a Bon Jovi head on top :wtf:
So they are not gaining anything by producing multiple figures on the same artist because each one has to be completley different.

glad someone noticed :lol:

i think it would be cool

Yes, and I'm sure the male action figures wouldn't be used in an 'à la Exorcist' type fashion ;)

LOL....;) just about spit water all over the screen !

This is off topic, but Pudding you've done breasts and ass as your avatar, what's next? :D

what about.....
 

A blow up version of Patti??
oooppss, sorry thinking too much.

An inflatable Patti and CC....I wouldn't mind going to bed with one on either side. I'd much prefer the real thing though.