What will your epitaph be?
 

Think up something funny/witty/whatever to put on your tombstone when you go :-). Or think of one for Wario :lol:

As an internet junkie, I was thinking of:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../tombstone.jpg

Design your own here :-)

Here are some other ideas ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nc_4-15-05.JPG

http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/Harv_Was_There.jpg

:twisted: ROFLMAO :lmao:
Gentelmen, the bar has been raised 8)

This is my favourite epitaph from someone famous

http://media.mlxxfc.net/spike.jpg

My favourite is from the great Winston Churchill:

"I am ready to meet my Maker.

Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter.


Winston Churchill (1874-1965)"

Another possibility for Dave ... "Connection reset by peer"

For myself

"Here lies Andy, passed away aged 116. Only the good die young"

:twisted: A few real headstone inscriptions..............


Here lies the body of Solomon Peas
Under the flowers and under the trees
Peas is not here, only the pod
Peas shelled out went home to god

Here lies the body of Lester Moore
four slugs from a .44
No Les no Moore
(Boot Hill Cemetery)

Here lies an auctioneer.
Going
going
gone


Here lies an athist
all dressed up with nowhere to go

He argued with the wrong mans brother
(epitaph of the man who shot Bat Mastersons brother)

Here lies the body of Ann Mann
She lived an old maid and died an old Mann

:twisted:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/lvb.jpg

LMAO Dave that is immense! :up:

Now that's an American Classic :lmao:

Poll?
 

:twisted:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/wdp.jpg

:twisted:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/mcd.jpg

Can we do both, pretty please?

:up: Like that one!

Tell you what, good job we weren't playing this the day I found out that Mark left....

Anyway!!! :))

One of many of mine would be...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstoneLucy.jpg

I plan to live for a while...and to make a comeback!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone2010.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstoneR.jpg :bleh:

i was born in 1991 jackass :lol:

as for all of you who have made a tombstone for me.... thank you very much. i no have some great choices!

seriously i made this forum what it is today :twisted::twisted:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...arioSmiley.gif

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone-wl-head.jpg

We know, it's a huge mess.

This is true :yep:

now bow to me

All hail King Wario.

People probaly find you annoying, and moan about you on this forum, but everyone would miss you if you went. MLUKFC needs people like Wario and Steve6. :-)

You shouldn't be thinking about what your epitaph will be. You'll live forever buddy. ;-)

Let's get it straight here......
 

:twisted:



http://media.mlxxfc.net/MWAS.jpg

I'd happily lay flowers at that one. :D

"Misconception" is such an appropriate word ... :twisted:

It should be "The Immaculate conception the forum has", so you can thank god we're on this forum. ;-)

I'd dig it!!!!

:twisted: I'd fill the b@$^@rd in :mrgreen:

I'll buy the beers at the wake.

Do we need someone to do the killing, or are they going in alive?

:twisted: FINALLY!
A mlukfc fan project worth talking about :mrgreen:

I hope we don't have to share the same coffin. :lmao:

:shock: did that say what i thought it did???

Who says you guys are going in in a coffin?

wario can have a casket

YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! Conspiracy!

Put them in the same room and they'll bullshit themselves to death anyway. Failing that, I don't mind doing a bit of culling :kickass:

The thought of being butchered by a giant Pudding scares me!!!! :yep: If you attack me I'll eat your head.

GOD steve, not god:(

Neither. It's "God". Though why a figment of someone's imagination needs a capital letter I don't know ...

then you would be eating hes ass, because thats what he talks through.
well noises come from it anyway:lol:

if i were you i would not open up a can of worms like that, keep your figments to yourself!!

I don't believe in God anyway. I was raised a Roman Catholic, but I never go to Mass on a Sunday. I never pray or do anything religious. Religion in my opinion is flawed, and the Holy Bible is a big book of lies. Once you die that's it!! Lights out and you're gone forever. Heaven and hell; God the Devil it's rubbish talk. There is a scientific explanation as to how we were created, and it hasn't anything to do with God. The vast majority of people see God as a man but can God not be a woman?? Religion tell us "God made us all in his own image". He must be a cross between a male and a female then. The Catholic church doesn't agree with gay marriages, yet when you think about it God could be gay himself. God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

There is a lot of unanswered questions about religion. Just look through the centuries and all the wars and troubles because of it; even to this very day. I always seen religion as an excuse to cause trouble to be honest.

Fortunately for you, me, and everyone else, you're not me, so sod the can, the worms, and that bloke up there who doesn't exist.

Feck me, I agree with Steve. I think I'll go lie down now ...

I agree with Daveake, best post in this thread so far. :up: :))

:twisted: *cough Dogma cough* :bleh:




*cough Morgan Freeman who's played God twice cough* :bleh:









*cough cough cough* :bleh:

Omgosh ! It's funny I should discover this thread today. I was thinking just this morning, how I want to be remembered ! I'm being cremated so I doubt there will be anything but a little plaque somewhere (I'd LOVE it to be posted at Forest Lawn !) I was thinking of starting a list of things by which to remember me, ie, "Remember me when you see a butterfly", things like that print out and have distributed at my memorial.

I agree with AndrewG who's agreeing with Daveake who's agreeing with Steve6....I think.

all i was stating was that it would be better to keep God out of it. as around here all thats needed to start a war is for a pin to drop.

anyway folks back to whatever this mad topic is...

funny how this is in off topic and we still need to stay on topic

i have never really written anything in off topic, im starting to see why

you know what I mean...if the debate over God, or god, and does he/she/it exists then feel free to take it to another thread, this thread was designed as a bit of fun.

I saw a butterfly yesterday as I waited for my bus home and thought of me ... :twisted: ... lol ...

:twisted: Even better, take it to another forum.

The whole god vs existance is a bit heavy for this neck of the woods methinks, and I sure as hell don't want to moderate that thread :bleh:

fair point...

I saw a dragonfly today while walking from bus stop to the dayJob and thought of me ... :lol: ...

I wonder what my epitaph will be when I do die? It'll probaly be something basic..but I want it to be something funny.

"Sex God on earth, Sex God in Heaven".

my post was actually in accordance to yours. I meant it as "Get off the subject of GOD"

But yet you discuss what your epitaph will be, isn't it all connected with God and religion?

I saw a robin this morning while I was out delivering newspapers and thought of me... :D ...

An epitaph. That's words about a person put on a gravestone or plaque or something, right ? That doesn't necessarily have to be connected to a higher power or religion. Imo, it's a rememberance thing.

Ooops, but we were told not to discuss God or religion. There is a subtle code about what subjects shouldn't be discussed at parties and religion is one of them.

It isn't connected if you don't believe in a religion surely?

My comment has nothing to do with my beliefs, it's the thread I'm discussing. The moderators were saying it was off topic, but gravestones, epitaphs, are associated with religion, unless anyone can think of another purpose. I just don't see how discussing God and faith can be off topic in the off topic forum. It's more on topic if anything.

This thread is a bit of fun I suppose, so maybe I shouldn't be voicing my religious opinions to much. ;)

Sooner or later you had to agree with someone

Bitch deserved it :twisted:

I somehow doubt you would call her Bitch to her face. :lol:

Pixie Lott why do I know that name from somewhere?

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/7...tm_f733d84.jpg

cause you smoke crack

Young British Pop singer, who is playing the Clyde Auditorium in Glasgow on the same day Meat was originally playing the SECC (next door), which caused a lot of confusion around here. Same age as Wario but better looking.

http://media.mlxxfc.net/pixie-lott-5.jpg

thats not what you said to me in private ;)



http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...arioSmiley.gif

Oh ! She's cute. She looks like a Pixie Lott.

Oh ! She's cute. She looks like a Pixie Lott.