Meat loaf Condom
 

I have just bought a meat loaf condom from e-bay, has anyone else got one of these? I thought it might be a a good stocking filler for the old git. But if Fireball wants it back!!!


osieRp

Do you have a link for these. I really want to see this :twisted:


Maria

I read in some site that years ago there was Meat Loaf comdom... be care wit it :oops:

When you say Meat Loaf Condom...do you mean it's either been used by him 8O , has his name written on it :twisted: or does it have his name on the wrapper???

I really dread to think......

No its new with him on it the packaging is said to be 7.5cms..... like I said he can have it back..

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ADME:X:ON:UK:2

Rosie In think I,ve put the link in

That was too cool Rosie. Thanks for the link. You'll have to let me know exactly how big it is :twisted:


Maria

She can't open it to find out!!!! That'd totally blow any value of it :roll:

meatloaf condom
 

oh no way, i just had to click on the link as i totally thought this
was a wind up, but oh blimey it is for real.... :o :lol:
whatever next!!!!
kezzina

I intend to take jolly good care of it, I am assred constantly that size does not matter???????????????????????????



Rosie

8O

Oh Yes it does :lol: Here speaks the voice of maturity :lol:

I agree Dottie but the old git was reading this he thinks the condom is for him but I believe in putting things by for every eventuality 'spelling'

Rosie


He's gone now

Sex
 

Pass it along to some virgin, to use it with Paradise playing in the background!!!

That would be me, what the hell is that flying overhead???????????????



Rosie


I offering it back to ML

I seem to remember these being on sale at the gigs during the Everything Louder Tour in 1993.

That's right, girl...it ain't whatya got, it's whatya do with it that's the important thing.... :wink:

My husband is not impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Rosie

That'll be his feelings of inadequacy surfacing then.....Perhaps you need to reassure him, Rosie :lol: :P :roll:

Not on a Sunday,,,,,,,, please


Rosie

I bet you say that to all the boys, Rosie... :lol: :wink:

I thought my house was bugged


Rosie

Ooops..sorry 8O

Just realised we have gone wayyyyyyy off topic - sorry R :roll:

So....back to Meat Loaf condoms.......

Cold shower first..


I have pm ML to see if he wants his condom back I think we start a campaign to have them reunited ,perhaps not


Rosie

Yeah, but if he was reunited with his condom, then he'd hafta test it out - wonder he'd want a willing volunteer????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm the legal owner so...............................




Rosie

That's true, but it's also true that you helping Meat with this may make your hubby feel even more inferior than he already does. On the other hand, i don't think my hubby would even notice, so in the interest of saving your marraige, i volunteer to help Meat test out the condom.... :wink:

My husband has premiership plus you honestly think he'd notice I work nights for God sake I'm only missed when the freezer is empty and after 21 years of marriage I deserve it. so hands off it's mine all mine I say if anyone is going to open the wrapper its going to be me


Good day to you

Rosie

its not the size it how u use it , even some women like a little fun poked at them lol

UM could have done with that condom on the Graham Norton Show :lol:

Back of the queue Heat :twisted:

There will be a queue of one only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trust me

Rosie

You gotta love us :lol:

Frequently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rosie

see what I mean. . .

Eyeore, it is at times like this when we are supposed to sneak to the pub, watch footy, ogle the barmaid and swap car stories!!!

They will be back when they need a lightbulb changing/mouse catching/screw countersinking.....

That's settled then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we all know are place



Rosie

In yer dreams matey - times like that we ring for hunky repair men to come out and sort us out cos we know if we asked you guys we'd still be waiting this time next year....

Rosie, just remember that when, (or maybe if) you do get to
use it, it is probably past the reliable date.
soo, there could be, lots off little meats.... :oops: :P
kezzina

Then I shall have to be extra carefull !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there such a thing as a little meat? I hope not




Rosie

I don't think so :twisted:

Maria

They were on sale at the Everything Louder tour in 93. I saw Meat at the Point in Dublin. Needless to say fantastic concert. Bought one for the souvenir value as I was only 17 and thought what a cool thing. Was too young and innocent to ever expect to use it. Strange though that several months later in that Summer I lost my virginity with it. Spent the next day listening to meat. His and Jim Steinmans music have always since been linked to the greatest Summer in my life. Like his music it was all Rock & Roll and Sex and Everthing Louder than everything else.

Too much information!!!!! My stays in its wrapper unless I win the lottery.

Rosie

8O

Yeah the Condom.... A little small thanks. :oops:

But good as a water balloon :twisted:

:wink: Had a look at the link Rosie and i must say you look to hane got a real bargain there. I don't blame you for wanting to put it away somewhere safe just in case :twisted:

Great story. Jim Steinman will love it when he reads this 8)