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A story ...
Ok, lurkers - here goes:
I'm wondering, if we get this thing going: an ongoing story. I'm going to start off with just 1 or sentence and you may add whatever you like ... Got it? It's your turn now! 8) R. Start: Once upon a time in a country not far away in ... |
where angels had guitars before they had wings
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And there is no day or night, No hate and no fight |
A man had his buddies, a beer and a dream to......
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become Prime Minister of the Netherlands
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Hey Ricky, now mine is empty, how about one for you?
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... "Sure, mate! http://www.mlukfc.com/chat/images/burp.gif" one of those buddies answered and went off to order another round.
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But on the way to the bar he got distracted by....
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A DEAD RINGER FOR LOVE
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Who said..... :??:
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"Excuse me, but is this an empty bottle in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?" . At first he didn't know what to say, but then ... |
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH
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In his embarrassment, he dropped his wallet, keys and and PDA - despite grovelling around frantically, he couldn't find the PDA...
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...then heard a bleep bleep..
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....he picked up his phone, and there was a friend with a very bad attitude....
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So he told him to lose the attitude and hung up, by which time the beer's had taken effect so he made his way across the crowed bar to get to the mens room, as he pushed the door open.............
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who just wanted a piece of the action
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..it was a woman dressed to kill in the mens room Hi honey she snarled...
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"what are you doing in here, get out quick!" (he said to his daughter)
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but i need to ask you a very very important question.......'Does My Bum Look Big In This??'
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...touch of the J-Lo there honey..
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..have to look after that otherwise it'll end up on the floor, looking like a wedding train..
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...they said that you had a bad attitude, but i didnt believe them until now...
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..you shouldn't listen to others little boy, aren't u man enough to make your're own mind up..
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Then he could take no more he grabed his jacket and went out to find his motorbike, It was a hot summers night and...........
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..all revved up with no place to go...
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..he felt a burning in his heart that wouldn't go away...
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... and a soar throat, cause he couldn't say nothing at all...
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are you pleased to see me or is that a gun in your pocket she whispered
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Well honey its what ever you want it to be
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then suddenly......
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......a roar was heard in the alley and it sounded like........
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...a silver black phantom bike..
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squeek :mrgreen:
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... the biker roared out of the alley and onto the sidewalk, missing an old down and out squatting at the side of the kerb..
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Ain't life just one big lemon said the down and out....
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...the old man stood up casting aside the boxes and the newspapers and......
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Sure is replied the biker - you could have been a squashed one (humour)
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then you defiently would not have got your money back would you,
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...the biker made to go , but the down and out demanded recompense and shouted "come back! come back! I'll kill you if you don't come back!"......
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...i got a taste of paradise...
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said the biker as he hit the highway on his silver black phantom bike, he looked back and the down and out and just laughed to him help, and though, what a wasted youth he must have had.
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...someone gotta draw first blood...
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......he went tearing down the highway, going faster and faster heading towards the coast......
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...looking for ruby in a mountain of rocks.....
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nobodys gotta stop me now im gonna make my escape he said
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...but he didn't see the sudden curve until it was way too late...
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......and the bike and the rider were heading towards the cliff edge, out of control then suddenly dark storm clouds gathered overhead and......
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...like an angel rising out of a tomb, a giant bat flew up ond over the edge knocking the rider...
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....when like a grocery boy stacking boxes full of hungry dreams...
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......the bat grabbed the rider by the collar of his jacket and flew higher and higher up through the storm clouds, over the sea until.....
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..he reached the gates of heaven...
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...where it droped the rider in a crumpled heap at the foot of the gates...
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..a broken and dirty tired old man not a boy anymore...
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...but before he could do anything else...
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...A VOICE BOOMED OUT....
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...Stop right there!...
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...what do you think your doing boy!...
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...the rider spun around, trying to see where the voice was coming from...
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..the voice continued "You Know I Love You" but...
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...just then the rider spotted a shadowy figure lurking off to the side of the gates...
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...whos eyes blazed a fiery red & seemed to pierce right into his soul...
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...The rider said "Why am i here?"....
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"You have been chosen", the voice boomed, "Chosen to be......
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..the leader of the pack...
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..."it ain't right, it ain't fair!" replied the rider...
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The voice boomed again
Do notest give any of thy lip,or thy will smite thee..... |
...for crying out loud...
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... and all revved up with no place to go...
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Oh that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that face...
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... that face, that looks like a pearl, shinning in the light of the sun...
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what have i done, why choose me?
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.. i dont know what it is but....
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...but its something you can reach out & feel....
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...so standing before the gates of heaven the rider reaches out to feel the......
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..pearly gates....
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...burning brightly in the dark...
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he hears a noise and slowly turns around to see what it was......
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...not again he thinks "what now!"...
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....as Satan creeps up behind him, "aren't u in the wrong place"asked the biker
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..im never in the wrong place, you hear me NEVER!
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..I belong in Heaven and Hell...
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AND ALL PLACES IN BETWEEN
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Where's that then he asked...
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oh, you know, a little place here and a little place there...
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.....a little place over and a little place under...
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...and around, behind and infront...
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..upstairs and downstairs....
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and side to side
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..but then you gotta wiggle it, just a little bit..... :?
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just to get it in....
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..do it...
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....DO WOT?!....
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...thats for me to do and you to find out about...
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...Well why say in the 1st place, if you aint going to tell me!?....
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...cous I'm the devil and its my job to confuse you.....
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...Heck i was already confused before you joined in!...
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...Now you can unravel this mystery as to why the biker was standing at the gates of heaven....
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...confused 'cause the devil was talking to him over his right shoulder....
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...instead of his left.. so he thought it was the Ancient Mariner...
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