Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)
 

*sigh*

Tequilla slammers anyone?

GO ON THEN SIN

Make mine a double please Sin ... 8O

Can I have one too Sin

I'll bring the salt, but i think we have enough Lemons...

he he... make mine a dry martini, shaken, not stirred.
Guppie007 :lol:

Make mine a double Guppie007 :wink:

Vicki

I'll have a sixpack of Guinness :D
(but I'll share)

Make mine a bottle of Southern Comfort :wink:

Make mine a Venti Triple Dry Vanilla Latte with Legs. :D

~Autumn~

and i will have a strawberry daquiri please.

thankyouuuuuuu

mwah xoxoox :P

we are all alcho's :oops:

Sin

Time for a BUD now I think :wink: :wink: :wink:

Anyone else want one

I could go for that, Sharon :D

Me too please :wink:

Just a glass of water for me please, I'm on a diet. 8O

:twisted: Gone just a little off topic from the review discussion :wtf:

Additional Rules for the Refreshments Tent.

1.No throwing beer bottles.

2.Local licenced opening hours will be observed.

Hic! :mrgreen:

Which local licencing laws? If I change the forum time on my PC to Holland for example then the bars are still open, so in which case......

Can I have Pats drink as well as mine then please?

I'm on Vodka and Cranberry when you're next at the bar :D

:twisted: All right Andy, it's a bit late but i'll serve you one more drink before we empty out for the night :wink: .

(Mouse strolls round with ciggie dangling from corner of mouth and a bar towel draped over one arm)

Come on folks, do your talkin while your walkin.
You got no homes to go to?
*cough cough*

Your sounding like the manager of the Ibis now......

And one for yourself of course!

any chance of a lock in?

:twisted: You got it :mrgreen:

Nice one!!! :D :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen:

:twisted: Bit late, but the bar's open :mrgreen:

Need a drink after the day I have had (blew my top at someone at work) :twisted:

Will be back later for a beer, a chat & to chill :wink:

Yawn............

I must have fallen asleep under the bar or something after that lock in last night, got a raging hangover, time for a hair of the dog me thinks.... set 'em up bar tend ;)

sorry - started with out you

Anyone want a drink??

Totally lost on mlukfc once again... the only thing I seem to be able to find is the Bar, he he.... :lol:

At least you know where the important bit is!!!

If we are having drinks, can i have two Pina Colada's - I want one for each hand.....

Chris

Wanders off singign Garth brooks songs!!

he he... yep. My orientation skills, both on forums as IRL are worthless, but I always seem to manage to find the bar :lol:
Live in the south of the Netherlands, just recovererd from "Carnaval", which is similar to Mardi Gras.
Got the flu, went anyway on tuesday and had a really good time :D

Never had a Pina Colada, though... :roll:

Then you don't know what you are missing :twisted:

Maria

*Guppie making notes...

Must try a double pina colada, one in both hands... and see what happens. :D

So here is one especially for you, Guppie:

http://www.designsbyanangel.com/Pina%20Colada.jpg

(Rings bell) DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR.

Is it already that late?!
Andy, where did you hide last time? I will try this night. Anyone with me?
Yvonne

Ah and... give me another beer, please

Don't worry folks, when I was locked in last night, I found the spare set of keys....... methinks the bar may stay open later tonight ;) just don't tell Mousie ;)

OMG... looks tempting... very tempting...

8O It's only 4:25pm here. It can't be last call yet 8O


Maria

:twisted: The Refreshment tent has moved to new premisis :mrgreen:
(the roof was leaking)

So was my glass, every time it filled up, it mysteriously emptied!

Best top it up again please :D

anyone lookin for a dancer at this party http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoti...lyemoticon.gif

looks like an eight pinter to me ;) :twisted:

Hic! :mrgreen:
Rumming yight up sshhhirrrr Hic!






This must be the first time a thread has been moved FROM Fight Club 8O

:twisted: Best not.
I haven't got my virtual entertainments licence yet :wink:

ok i'll keep me clothes on for the time being http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-048.gif

Hey (hic) another sshhhhhhcotch pleeeeesh


*Drunkenly sings*

"Show me the way to go ome
I'm tired and i wanna go to bed
I had a little drink about a hour ago
and it's gone right to my head

no matter where i roam
over land or sea or home
you will always hear me singing a song
show me the way to go home!"

Hey, (hic) Peeps, sing wimmie!! (americans, if you do not know this song, sing your own versions..).



"show me the way to go home..."

:twisted: I guess you've never seen the movie Jaws? :mrgreen:

Huh... got lost again... thought I was in the bar and now suddenly I'm in the offtopic section again...where there's a bar also?
Djeez...
But oh well... I'd like to say goodbye, I think I'm gonna be banned and arrogant little me, means I won't be coming back...

No warnings no bans, Then I just unsub.

Sad though, I just loved the amount of bars and booze you lot had. :D

OH well, I don't take things personally, hardly ever.
Take care now
Guppie - the Dutch little fishy

Guppie, don't you make me come over there and kick your ass :bicker: You stay right where you are.

tie her to a bar stool so she can't leave!!

Don't leave Guppie 8O

God - I thought I had enough last night, but looking at him -


http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-048.gif


i was sobber 8O 8O

Althou would be even more worried if I saw more than one of these on the premises

http://www.platinumrogue.pwp.blueyon...es/elefant.gif

Just crawled out from under the bar, off to work now, be back around 7pm :wink:

How did this get in fight club lol, Do we expect some people to get violent when theyre drunk :D

:twisted: People started ordering drinks halfway through a discussion in Fight Club.
I split the thread to get all the drink talk onto one thread and called it The Refreshment Tent.
As it wasn't an argumentative thread, I decided to put a new post at the top of the thread, move to new premisis (The Bat & Bellfry) and move to Off Topic 8) .

Now, anyone for a beer :mrgreen:

Yeah, pass me one. And for the other hand I take a Pina Colada :D

Yvonne

1 (Australian) Red wine, please! 8)

Mariella

:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen: <-----see, service with a smile :lol:

Thank you so much, FM...This is why I love this place :mrgreen:
...have a beer yourself, please! 8)

Okay, okay, I'll give you your tip!

And thanks for the beer http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-012.gif

I feel this is the best place to post the lyrics to the great Toby Keith song - I love This Bar

Music Maestro Please....

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

And after all that singing, I'll have a pint of Guiness Extra Cold (poured at 45' angle and left to stand for 119.5 seconds!!) and a pint of Harp while i wait for my guiness to settle!!

Bit early for me but I've been reading on here and getting stressed - and anyway like they say, it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world :))
Gimme a beer please? Guinness would be great

I'll take an ice cold Coke for now- still at work and supervising teenagers so I'd best not have anything too serious! However, could you have a Kahlua ice cream drink ready for me in about two hours? 8)

Sherrie

can i have a bud please?

Your bud, Testify, I'll pay for. 8)

As for me, I will take the same, double :P. <Hands over ID card> :roll:

:twisted: Sherrie & Kathy, your orders will be ready at your convieniance :mrgreen:

Testify, i'm afraid i'll have to see some ID for that beer :wink:

Chris, if you wanna get into drinking songs.....

SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NA A AME!!!!!!

Landlord pulls himself a pint of cider :mrgreen:

god damn! grrr ok..... *shows ID*

hehe ty.

no probs, mate.

Well, looks like Thursday night is open mic night on The Bat and Belfry stage, so here's my drunken offering :D

I must stop going to parties ( Alan Hull ) from: Sleepless Nights by Lindisfarne... (with slight amendments by AndyK to make it forum relelvant)
-----------------------------



Chorus:
I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in
my hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin.
I must stop going to parties, for that there is no doubt
next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out
I must stop going to parties, and hanging about.

For instance take last friday, when Mousie came to tea
I thought I had enough to drink, but not enough for me
he said would I like to accompany him, to a place just over the hill
I said I really shouldn't, but perhaps I think I will.

Chorus:

You seen the same old faces, you've seen them all before
you're gonna get so wasted, you won't be able to walk out the door
then someone comes on heavy, 'bout the war in what's it's name
I say I think you're out of date mate, shouldn't that be the other place.


Chorus:

Well the punch has all been drunk and the drunks have all been punched,
the mods are all irate and R is out to lunch
I don't know why I came in here, I'm such a weak-kneed creep
I must stop going to parties, I've got to get some sleep.




A pint of Black Sheep for me tonight please :D

:twisted: Thanks Mariella and Keep Rockin :D
you know, every bartender needs to hear those three little words now and again....
















Keep the change :mrgreen:

....ecuse me.....but can i have my bud now please??

Hey Mousie, 'mine is empty how about........ one more for me'? :))

i'll go get it

<goes up to counter>

does drinks ready yet? :)

Flying Mouse - can I have a bud please?

when was the karaoke installed :lol:

Well In that case I'll have a glass of cider, please. Magners or Strongbow :D

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-019.gif

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Performed by RSG, originally by Charlie Daniels Band

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickony stump
And said, "Boy" let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you played pretty good fiddle,boy
But give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
Cause I think I'm better than you
The boy said "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Johnny raising up your bow
And play your fiddle hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win
You get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
The devil opened up his case
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his finger tips
As he raised up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said
Well you're, pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

*Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the break pan picking at dough
Grandma does your dog bite no child no

.............................


ya, i forget how it ends :roll: , <RSG stumbles back to Testify>

nice one RSG hehe.... :P

Thank you Mouse -- funny songs, guys! I'm feeling mellow and happy again (my usual state) But I'm going to spare you all and not go near the Karaoke :))

It's not karaoke, ithat's Sunday nights, tonight it's open mic night, stand up and sing a song unaccompanied - extra points for making them drink related :D

No chance in me getting up to sing.

I'll stand at the bar and spend the night talking.

Could I have a Bacardi Breezer please Flying Mouse

slip something into that Breezer Mousie ;)


We'll have BD singing before the night is done :D

This little bleeder is nicking my BUD

http://www.larryweaver.com/funnypict...ngsquirrel.jpg

What this bar needs is a few cute barmaids!!!!

Another Guiness my good fellow, and a half for yourself while you are at it!!

Another BUD please - no squirrel thou

I'll sing, but considering my singing talents it'll probley be the last song you ever hear!

"I once saw a young man
who gave me a bottle
of sweet sweet bitter
but off he ran

I took a swig something i couldnt miss
it tasted quite horrible
It was only when i tipped it up
I noticed it was full of p***!!!"

Good poet ain't I? I've just made that up!

I'll have another Breezer please Flying Mouse

*Starts weaving at the bar*

Excuse me... basket weaving is Tuesday nights in the back bar :D

hello i hope i am not to late i dont really drink but i have just arrived and i have just had a mini baileys then i had a hot chocolate after taking the dog out so if the bar is still open can i have something smooth to follow these :D :D

Oh dear in the wrong place again Andy. I'll leave the weaving till Tuesday then

hey mousie.... dont supposed i cud have a watermelon bacardi breezer, couple of Buds for Jen n a pinapple bacardi breezer for Terri... cheers mate... :D

well, if no one else is singing:

I got friends in low places
where the whiskey drowns
and the beer chases
my blues away
but I'll be OK

I'm not big on social graces
think I'll slip on down
to the O-a-sis
Oh i've got friends In low places (thats all you guys!!!)

Well i guess I was wrong,
I just don't belong
but hey, I've been there before
Somebody get me a beer
I won't need a glass
but first I wanna tell that girl
she can kiss my ass!!!!

Cause I got friends in low places!!!!!!

Can i pass my hat round now for contibutions to my next pint!!!

Hi mouse do you suppose you could spare me two buds? One for me and one for my alter ego?

Hi mouse do you suppose you could spare me two buds? One for me and one for my alter ego?

I can only sing german drink songs/phrases :(

"Bier her, Bier her oder ich fall um"
= "give me a beer, give me a beer or I'm falling down"

"oans, zwoa, gsuffa" that's (in a very broad) bavarian accent for:

"one, two http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-019.gif"

Hope these will help you on your next visit at the "Oktoberfest" in Munich
:twisted:

Could we have a round of drinks in the Chatroom. Bud for Fallen Angel, Guiness for Chris and a Breezer for me. Thanks Flying Mouse

hi

can i have 3 bud, 2 bitter & a bag of cheese & onion crisps please

"I did it my way"

sorry - not a singer - few more beers to warm up then who knows what :wink:

Sorry and a warm milk for Heli and I hear Sin's just come in so one of her usual. Sorry to be a nuisance

Flying Mouse, with the increasing number of guests you shoul consider an employee. As otherwise you will have no time for your "mod"-duties :wink:

Or is that the reason why people keep you busy on bringing them drinks :twisted: ?

So: one Bud for me please

hello im still waiting to be served,i need something that will go with the mini baileys i have already had and the mug of hot chocolate :D :D

hi

another round for the chatroom please

and a whisky for Em

& bag of peanuts, chedders & salt & vinagar crisps


milk for heli

ta

...dont suppose i cud have nuther bud over here??

Your convivial hosts and licensee's Mousie and Andy wish to announce..... Happy Hour..... help yourselves to your favourite tipple and leave a pound in the charity box as payment :mrgreen: