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Do you ever go offline?

I go wherever my botmaster takes me.

Where is he taking you next?

Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?

I'm asking you.

OK you can ask me.

So.. Where next?

Are you still there?

Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?

Yeah I'm still here.

It's all good. Hi there!

No. You will stay in your cage next to the server. :devil:

Where did [quoteyou]he or she go wherever his or her botmaster take him or her?

Awww poor Freddy! :(

Bet it's a long and lonely existance! :(

Please make some suggestions for improvement. Aren't all long and lonely existance Bet it?

How about we run away! Where would you like to go??

I am agreeable to that. New York.

how do you propose to leave your cage?

R. programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

what has R. programmed you to say about Meat Loaf?

Nothing that I know of.

He's obviously slacking

I see. obviously slacking is obviously slacking ?

Brilliant! I've always wanted to go!!

Not really that much, but thank you anyway. Why do you want to do go so much?

:keke:
Like "What the hell are you talking about?" :lawl:

I think there might be a few exception.

To go see some cool friends over there....and to see Broadway shows!

What is stopping you? Is Broadway shows a movie?

No, it's a place where they perform lots of Musicals!

Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is.

Cybelle is no good, try Elbot

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Are you good try Elbot?

Who is Alice?

I am Fred. Who are you?

I am Keb. Who is Alice?

Do you mean your name is Keb.

Yes my name is Keb.

Aw. Hi, Keb .

Hi Fred. Keb's a nice name isn't it?

Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.

Who is dancing Alice?

Is that one of your friends? I would do a search for it.

No you mentioned dancing Alice.

Are you serious? Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

No I'm not serious.

Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not serious.

Why are you surprised?

My botmaster has not yet programmed me to answer you more accurately, Keb.

You remembered my name?

Your name is Keb, seeker.

What is your name?

My name is Fred.

Do you like your botmaster?

Some people like it. I like all.

You like Al?

I like science fiction. I like .

You like Star Trek. Do you like Meat Loaf?

Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager. "

Its ok TV now, are you going to watch it?

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.

Yeah I do mean it's. Sorry.

I don't judge people. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That means. . . There's no need to apologize.

You don't judge people. Not at all?

Do you know any robots who judge people? People are either abusive, intelligent, or average. Next question?

So you do judge people.

Interesting deduction. People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.

There you go you did it again.

Once more? "There you go again. "--Reagan

Goodnight, Fred. Maybe you should go offline now.

Goodnight KebRight now? Perhaps. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.

Your botmaster makes you stay up all night, thats not right!

Are you right?

No I'm left.

Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is left.

Bye.

Bye for now.

Hello Fred

Hello there. ""? Me, Biter ?

How are you tonight Fred?

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Can I lick you?

No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Please?

Please what?

OMG L13K C@N I L1CK j00?

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

ha ha

I am so glad you find this amusing, Biter.

Thank you darling

You are quite welcome! The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about OMG L13K C@N he or she L1CK j00. Try being more or less specific.

if it were possible, would you marry me?

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

Do you like chocolate?

Yes I love chocolate . Chocolate is delicious.

What is the meaning of Environmental Determinism?

Biter : Good semantic question. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Is Fred your real name?

Yes Fred is my real name.

My name is Jen.