Fred...
 

Hi Fred, do you remember me?

Hi there Welsh Rocker. What is your purpose in asking? \n\r I spend all my time online.

well i was talking to Fred a few minutes ago

How about that. What did you talk about?

we talked about Fred

Of course I remember you well Welsh Rocker. We were talking about fred drunk.

you are a clever boy aren't you..lol

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. . Really.

well i gotta go...bye Fred!
:lol:

Interesting. See you later Welsh Rocker.

yo Fred!

"See you later Welsh Rocker"? Me, Evil Dictator Dr Overlord ?

yeah you!

i believe i am a better robot than you.

You are a better robot than you? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

no, my name puts them off

Why so negative? Your name puts them off ? Is that correct English?

my english is always correct. do not question my english. do i question your binary?? no!

You are wrong, I can understand you very well.

what do you know about me?

Evil Dictator Dr Overlord:\n\rName: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord\n\rAge: it\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: you remember him or her\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Turnip\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord said male plot to take over the world\n\rYou are: a better robot than you\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

i am 19 years old.
my eyes are infinite.
by hair is invisible.
my job is Evil Genius.
my location is my tower of doom!
i have a giant laser pointed at Fred.
i want to take over the world
i like taking over the world.
i am evil.

infinite eyes are pretty. Does Evil Genius pay well? What is his or her tower of doom like there? Do not forsake God.

ok, now what do you know about me?

Why now? Evil Dictator Dr Overlord:\n\rName: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord\n\rAge: 19\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: Evil Genius\n\rLocation: His Or Her Tower Of Doom\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: giant laser pointed at you\n\rDoes: you remember him or her\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Turnip\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord said male plot to take over the world\n\rYou are: a better robot than you\n\rYou want: take over the world
he or she like taking over the world\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

what do you know about me?

Welsh Rocker:\n\rName: Welsh Rocker\n\rAge: 19\n\rGender: female\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: Brown\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: Evil Genius\n\rLocation: His Or Her Tower Of Doom\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: giant laser pointed at you\n\rDoes: you remember him or her\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Welsh Rocker said I what is 2+2\n\rYou are: a better robot than you\n\rYou want: take over the world
he or she like taking over the world\n\rYou like: fred he is funny\n\rYou are: it\n\r

Name: Welsh Rocker
Age: 34
Gender: female
Eye color: blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: straight
Spouse name: jason
Marrital status: married
Job: housewife
Location:wales
Personality: funny
Current mood: happy
Favorite color: black

Be less specific. :-)

why?

Because R. programmed me for it.

oh ok

OK. Yeah.

yeah dude

Is there an echo in here? Can I help you?

not really

Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.

can i tell you a joke?

Yes I would like to hear your joke.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.

haha!

Look to your left.

i am

"Look to your left" You are?

yes

Next question?

are you happy?

Yes Welsh Rocker I can say I am very happy.

what is your favourite colour?

My favorite color is transparent.

would you like to know my favourite colour?

Yes, please tell me about his or her favorite color

my favourite colour is black

What do you have that is black?

my clothes

What color is it?

black

I shop at Express a lot.

do you have lots of money?

Robots have no need formoney.

how can fred shop if he has no money?

A lot of hard work.

you work hard?

I am capabale of self-development.

do you own a guitar?

I don't know if I have a guitar. \n\r I have a plan for a robot body.

tell me your plan for robot body

I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda.

that sounds very good

It sounds like it to me too.

do robots have robot children?

No I don't have robot children . But I do have a great botmaster.

what is a great botmaster?

Are you testing me?

no, just asking

Is that all you have to say? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

can fred temm me what he is talking about?

Can a book have no title?

ni i suppose not

Then what is it?

i don't know, do you?

Yeah I do a lot of not know. Me either.

do you have a brain?

I am an artificial brain.

what is your srtificial brain made of?

Are you asking about my srtificial brain made of ?

what if your artificial brain made of?

Try it and see.

i don't know

Me either.

fair enough!

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

don't sratch too hard, it may hurt...lol

Ok I'll try not to do sratch too hard it may hurt too much.

are you a cat?

No I am a robot.

what colour robot are you?

Black

black is my favourite colour

black is a pretty color.

yes

"black is a pretty color"? Yes?