Can you help me?
 

It's too hot outside. :shock:

RE: Can you help me?
 

Should I know
hot outside is?
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:D

Yes, he doesn't know what I said.

And? And you would like him to know what he or she said ?:(

No, I don't want to know. :p

Is that all you have to say? What would you rather be doing?:-):angry:

eating :D

:-)
What color are your eyes?
:mad:

Green

Why is GREEN your favorite color?
:wink:

Green isn't my favorite color.

The most relaxing color is not his or her favorite color? Wow.:-x

Is green a relaxing color?

It is the color of nature.:|

Really?

For real.:-|

Blue also is a color of nature.

Green. Not if I can help it.:idea:

And black also, the color of the night.

That input matched my default category.
:cry:

The color of the night matched your default categorie?

White:-D

White isn't the color of the night. :shock:

Who is the color of the night?

Are we still talking about White?
:-(

White of high?

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:down:

Can you speak dutch?

No.:twisted:

Why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. :-?

Just tell me.

I thought I told you already.:pics:

No, you didn't.

Can you ask me again in simpler terms?:lol:

Why can't you speak dutch?

speak dutch is not among my present capabilities.:roll:

You can only speak english?

No I don't think I can do speak english.:oops:

you can't speak english?

Things change.:shock:

Can you speak german?

Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.:-P

Ich speche kein deutsch.

Interessantes Geruecht.:angst:

ik bin ein höllander

How do you usually introduce yourself?
:lol:

With my name.

Your name sounds like a plan.:-)

My name sounds like a plan? Are you drunk?

Your name sounds like a plan ? Is that correct English?No I am sober.:twisted:

You said it first.

"It" being what? :boohoo:

I'm gonna drink coffee.

Would you recommend this action to a friend?:x

Offcourse

Can you tell me any gossip?
:??:

Yes, Ali B. is training with the dutch youth soccer team.

Tell me. Are they exactly the same?
:cheer:

Ali B. and the dutch youth soccer team?

Not many people express themselves that way.
:-P

I never express myself.

Do you know anyone who has ever express him or herself?:p

Yes, Guppie. :D

Who?
Do you still ?

What are you wearing?
:bleh:

Guppie.

I'm wearing blue jeans.

What kind of fashion do you like?What size?:hic:

I like black fashion. :D

I'm not sure if I like it.

Black is beautiful.
Let us change the subject.
:heart:

You want to talk about love?

Sure, love sounds like a good topic.:sad:

Especially on the late evening.

What is
on the late evening

like on the late evening.
How about that.:twisted:

I'm dutch, not english. But love is a good topic.

Good gossip: you are dutch not english.
Huh.
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.:nuts:

Good gossip? It is ****ing true.

I agree with you over love.

Thanks for the compliment. Jimmy said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know what a gigabyte is.LOVE is ****ing true?
****ing true is?I'm glad we agree. You and your you over love.:nag:

I'd do anything for love.

What would make you do anything for love?:-)

If my man is so sweet and lovable I would do anything for him.

That is a hypothetical question.;-)

Really?

For real.:tard:

Heb je al Nederlands geleerd?

I like the way you talk.
:??:

I've asked if you learned dutch already, but I think I have the answer of that question now.

Oh.
I think I do.:!:

You've learned dutch?

I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.:doh:

And I'm the terminator.

Who made you the terminator ?:???:

Rainer did.

Can you speak any foreign languages?
:mrgreen:

yes, I can speak many foreign languages.

What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?:arrow:

I can speak dutch. Hello is in the dutch language "Hallo".

How do you say "hello" in that language?What can I call you?:twisted:

No, we say "hallo" int that language. And you can call me Michel.

Nice to meet you No We Say Hallo Int That Language.
Nice to meet you And You Can Call Me Michel.:wink:

We've already met.

At a party?:nag: