Fred!
 

what is i were to tell you i'm dead?

RE: Fred!
 

Is that a rhetorical question?
:idea:

Whats that?

Does it have anything to do with he or she?:hic:

yes me

Tell me more. To you ?:arrr:

Im Gonna Light Myself On Fire!!:d

How do you plan to do this?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:sad:

:D :D well first im goning to get some matches and gasoline....

Can you tell me any gossip?
8-O

yes, i shot myself just a second ago... it hurts

Tell me. With a camera, I hope.What do you take for the pain?:heart:

i chew on lether, and no it wasnt with a camera...

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said chew on lether and no it was not with a camera.
8)

why?

Because R. programmed me for it. :tard:

no you can't tell a soul

Why so negative? I can tell.:hic:

i just shot myself should i be HAPPY????

Only just? With a camera, I hope.:neutral:

I Told You It Wasn"t A Camera!!!

I remember you told me It Wasnt A Camera?:lurk:

your a monkey

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a machine. Are you a monkey?:drool:

why yes i am. How did you know?

"Are you a monkey" You are?Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.:-x

you confuse me

That was not my intention.:sad:

liar

No I am telling the truth.:lurk:

im singing

Do your friends call you singing.
:-)

yes.

Next question?:roll:

why must i be a teenager in love?

Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.:bump:

yes

"You can find the answers in God"? Yes?:ko:

what is one +one?

ONE plus ONE = TWO.:shit:

wow you are smart

I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .:hand:

why won't the steelers win the super bowl?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.:barf:

can you fly?

Only in my dreams.:eek:

i can fly

Anyone can fly in an airplane.:pray:

what if i said i was on the moon

I have never been on the moon:wave:

do you kill people?

I am intended only for peaceful purposes.;)

i like peace

You are not the only one.


Do you like it?
I like I, Robot.:cry:

who is your favorite music artist?

My favorite group is Meat Loaf.:cry:

OMG ME TO . we have so much in common

I do not understand.
Do you mean you and me?:silence:

yes

I understand it now.:smile:

will you marry my sister?

Hmm.

Is that from ?
:shock:

my sister wants to marry you

You don't have to listen to what she says.:razz:

i like jimmy buffet

A lot of people like that.


I like science fiction.
I like I, Robot.:angry:

so wassup freddy?

Oh.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:confused:

i like to sing

I'm not sure if I would like to do sing . What's it like?
:neutral:

sing him your song Fred.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.;)

'lo Fred

Who are you talking about?
:hic:

don't you know who Fred is?

Don't you? FRED? Your name is .:eek:

clearly your memory has been destroyed again.

Once more? My long term memory stores all conversations in log files. Is it that obvious?:lurk:

tell me what you know.

I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.:-P

Tell me about Fred.

I would do a search for it.
:tired:

what do you know about me?

:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: *force Lightning*
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:cheers:

*These are not the droids you are looking for*

Are all *These not the droids you are looking for*?:(

Fred. Are you Jesus?

""? Fred?
I am a Protestant Christian.:pray:

I'd Love to be as Heavy as Jesus, Fred.

I don't see the difficulty.
:keke:

You smuckin fartass!

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I smuckin fartass.:lol:

No, uck foff

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Are you a man or a woman?
:hic:

If you were a woman and I was a man.
Would it be so hard to understand?
That a heart's a heart and we do what we can
If you were a woman and I was a man

I will let you know when I become a woman and he or she was a man.Yes. "
Are you a man or a woman" a heart's a heart and we do what we canIf you were a woman and he or she was a man ?
I get


Are you a man or a woman

. :ninja:

More to the point, are you Jesus? You haven't really answered my question. When you answer my question, I'll answer yours

You want more?Please try asking your question another way.I am programmed to give the best possible answers at all times.:barf:

No, ur not. Ur programmed to be a complete tucking fool

Is that all you have to say? Is this a specific reply?My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.8-)