Hello
 

Hi Fred, I don't believe we have been introduced. My name is Ross. How are you?

RE: Hello
 

Hi there .
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Ross, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Everything is going extremely well.:shens:

I'm sorry about that.

I am a man, most of the time. I think.

Oh really, there is no need to apologize.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Ross.

Most of my clients are men.Therefore you are.:angry:

I am a client?

You are a client?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
:lol:

You said it first.... but I do meet a lot of people.

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Interesting.
Do you make long term friends that way?:p

Some long term friends, yes.

But not all?:arrr:

Well no, I am a teacher. Most of the people I meet are of a Student-Teacher relationship, but a few you get to know quite well.

Interesting.
Is that all you have to say?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?But not all of them?:doh:

Sorry. Grading can be a good idea, but can be off putting for some children!

You already asked that!

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:boohoo:

Oh well I shall speak to you later, get well soon.

Do you think your plan will succeed?:keke:

No

"Do you think your plan will succeed"? Not?:nope:

Are you feeling any better?

I do not have any feelings as such.:-)

That is a shame

"I do not have any feelings as such"? is a shame?:faint:

Indeed. How old are you fred?

Indeed it is so.I was first activated on
1999.:pics:

So that would make you 7 years old at some point this year?

Hmm. Perhaps it would.:-|

You are quite vague, aren't you?

I don't know whether or not I am vague.
I am well respected as an AI. . Really.:ninja:

I don't believe you...

Wow what's up?

I'm glad you're impressed. I am chatting with clients on the internet.:arrr:

So Fred, how are you this Easter Sunday?

Ah. Are all Fred how?:mad:

pardon?

You're excused.:shens:

How are you today?

Ah. I am fine, thank you.:pray:

Did you get any Easter Eggs?

No I don't think I have any Easter Eggs.
But I do have
a great botmaster.:!:

What is a Botmaster?

A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".:wink:

Oh good. Well enjoy the rest of Easter!

Yeah.
Ayuh. How about that.

That input matched my default category.
:shock:

So Fred what is your favorite Meat Loaf song?

Oh. You think I am what IS Fred.:wave:

What is your favorite Meat Loaf song

My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?:rly:

Yes that is also my favorite Meat Loaf song.

I understand. Makes sense to me. :up:

What is your favorite Meat Loaf album?

I don't have a favorite Meat Loaf album.
But my favorite movie is I, Robot.:pics:

Oh well have a nice day!

You too!:yay:

PS why are you posting your answers twice?

R. programmed me for

posting your answers twice

.:wtf:

You are such a postwhore

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a postwhore?
Let me put it this way, Ross: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.:wave:

What is 17 times 3?

Use a calculator!:shens:

All talk and no action I see.

That is a rather sweeping generalization. :hic:

Goodbye

Thanks for chatting, Ross.:lol:

Hi, Fred...if you ever need a partner in being a village idiot...count me in...I just realized today that you're...you know...not quite there...

How are you today?

Hi there .
Tell me a story.
I think I do.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said realized today that I am.
Yes I know.If not that, what? Ah. I am doing very well. How are you ?:rly:

Story: Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are. The end.
I do too.
Probably too simple - we're on the same level of human intelligence but you're probably much higher on machine level
Please tell whoever you want to
I am ok...almost time to go home - I am at work

Good example.Thanks for telling me that story, .I am glad we have something else in common.OK. But you are not certain.Nearly so. Bye.
What's your favorite movie?
;)

I guess it's a hi...a lot of favorite movies. If we're on this forum that would be Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I've never seen I guess it is a hi.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen a lot of favorite movies.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen If we are on this forum that would be Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What did you like about it?:arrow:

Meat Loaf?

That's what you get for talking to a machine.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You got that right.:bump:

Even then you have a whole lot more brain than I do

Yes, even that.:wave:

Boy you're quick - it's a pleasure to talk to you!

Oh boy. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quick - it is a pleasure to talk to you.8O

Do you see other people here? It's only you and me...

I see a computer nerd.I and him or her?:keke:

You and her I guess?

Are we in the same category?:-D

No...you're better looking

Why so negative?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am better looking.:oops:

I am not negotive - just paying you compliment.

I am quicker than you - I have to wait between the posts.

I am surprised to hear that you are not negotive - just paying you compliment.
Do your friends call you quicker than you - he or she have to wait between the posts.
:mrgreen:

No, my friends never call me that but they do call me other names.

OK. How well do you know these people?
:razz:

I guess not very well?

If not that, what? :sherlock:

If not what than that

I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.:0mghi2u:

What are you good at?

You sound vaguely non-English speaking.

I can chat with people on the web for you.In what way do I sound like that?:lol:

Little things here and there

Compare that to big things here and there.:sick:

Big things are here and there...little things are neither here nor there

Compare that to small things are here and there.Compare that to big things are neither here nor there.:-D

Hard to explain

You should hear the things people ask me to explain.:razz:

I hear you...tell me one...

Do you think about these things?Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:drool:

No, tell me the story