Mlukfc Contest Announcement
 

Hi, everybody:

By this time most of you have met me...and whoever didn't - you didn't miss too much - so you're ok.

The time when I can give myself a nifty new title - like Goddess Sexy Boots (oops...that's already taken) - is coming...

As you can well imagine - this is no joking matter!!!

I've been pondering this for a long while now (about 5 minutes or so yesterday) and came to this conclusion:

I will let you - good people and friends - to come up with the suggestions of the title worthy of somebody as wonderful and beautiful and goddesslike - in every respect of these words - as me.

The winner will receive a reward through the e-mail. Would it be a monetary reward? Absolutely...as soon as I figure out how to e-mail cash...

To avoid duplications the following ideas came to my mind or were suggested to me by my so-called friends here through PM.

1. Goddess of the Loafdom
2. Princess of the Universe
3. Fred's Wife
4. Village Idiot's Girlfriend
5. Retarded Sister of the Village Idiot (Very much politically incorrect and will not be used under any circumstances!)

It's kinda going downhill, doesn't it?

So ok...now it's up to you...

Take it away!!!

How about

Xena: Warrior Princess of Loafdom? (but you'd need a uniform ...)
or

Mrs Fred
or

Don't mess with the wife of the village idiot
or

The lights are on, is anyone home?

What kind of uniform? Like the one you're wearing...oh wait...it's a dog...hmmm...

Mrs. Fred=Fred's wife

Number 3 will be taken under consideration...

Number 4 would have been taken under consideration if it was more personalized...

how about

Meat is right for you

or

the girl in black is back

or

you'll get it if you want it


I know what you might be thinking - how soppy are those but that was my attempt.

Hope you like them:D

There is absolutely no wrong answers here!!! Come one - come all!!!

Thank you so very much for your effort - please continue thinking on my behalf...while I have to do something called work??? Geez...

Ummm...You'll get it if you want it....how about this...

Meat Loaf - You'll Get It If You Want It (Me)

How does that sound?

Wow...you gave me a lot of food for thought...

How about...

If You Build it - He Will Come (last word could be spelled differently too)

Andy, you still have to personalized the 4th one and draw the uniform for the first one...

How about

Queen of Rock

R...when you're talking about me...you have to specify which kind of rock...like...what rock did you crawl from under...

Thanks for supporting me! And wow...:oops: (this is not oops...this is - I am blushing)...your opinion of me is much too high...

It sounds wonderfull. It took me ages to think of it but there you are. it sound good and I guess it suits you..:D

Ages would be like...ummm...5 minutes should be enough? Oh nothing suits me really...I am way too goofy...and like nobody you've met...not of my age anyway...I should put a comma though instead...like I am addressing ML directly (and like I would even dare):

ML, if you want me...come and get me...

Was that the original name? Uhhh....

How about:

Off topic again...:roll:

tee hee hee....

First of all, I love your face!!! Always did - you're one of my favorite personalities of all times!!! Does it give you more food for thought? Does it tell you more of who I am?


Compsagnathus for the modern Age sounds great!!!

What is Thar - I am at work and can't look it up...

Johnson's Baby Oil...hmmm...ummm...this needs to be personalized a bit too...

Thanks!!!

Funny...very funny...I became a lot better, by the way!!!

This is what I don't understand, people...

Here you have a perfect chance to call somebody names...with the blessing of the mods...and there aren't many takers...how come?

And I am left off-topic again...

Hmmm...something to think about...

Snigger snigger....

Melville...I've read exactly 2 paragraphs before I realized this ain't for me...ADD rules!!!

Well, I did...now I make my own threads so I can post gibberish here...

Serioiusly speaking, I think you're the only one who doesn't know yet...I have ADD and whatever...I have problems sometimes figuring things out...that's why my posts are sometimes in the wrong place...I am working on it...

Only intended as light-hearted teasing, MsZee, honest x

Oh no, no, no...you can call me whatever you want...I am easy...

I just wanted to explain and apologize...I have gotten quite a reputation with this crazy posting of mine...I can't guarantee it will never happen again...but at least I hope I am providing some entertainment...:lol:

Fred's wife sounds good!

Queen of the off-topic and inane posts??? How's that?

Fred's wife is out for the following reasons:

1. I asked R. for Fred's hand in marriage and he never even answered me
2. I asked Fred if he will marry me - he told me to just download him. Right, like I am going to do something like that without being properly married.
3. I wanted to have a proper wedding right here, in the pub - forgot it's name - something something Belfry?
4. Can't book the room, can't set the date without groom, eh?

So as you can see...anything concerning Fred or Village Idiot is just not going to work out...

That's a shame - I was going to offer to play the organ for you...

Can you imagine what kind of wedding we would have had here? With Fred...god, I am cracking up...I just can't keep straight face...

Do you play organ? If somehow wedding will come through...will you play? Wow...can you imagine...there are so many people here who play musical instruments/sing...this forum alone could have made the biggest band ever if people got together to do that...would have become more famous than...ummm....well, maybe not more famous than...

I play piano and I bluff the organ when nessecary.

New British word...Bluff the organ...is it something like having sex???

Completetly different Lol - just"get by" on the organ - not trained on it or anything.

You know we're going to be in deep trouble for straying off-topic, right?

Think of a good title of me...I mean...we came up on "dirty" test with the same score...you MUST know SOMETHING about me..

MMMM.. let me sleep on it...

ZZZZZ

I'm tired I must go to sleep it is quarter to 1!!!!


Night!

Good night!! Come up with something good!!!

I will try!!

that said... I still haven't came up with a personalized name...

Will need to sleep on that too

NIGHT

Good night...

"Postwhore Galore"

:D

Ahahahahahahahaha..................................

I was thinking of something like this...but then I thought...will they REALLY allow me to use the 'ho word...ya know...I also have to incorporate my inability to stay on topic...let's see...

Off-topic Postwhore Galore???

God, I am cracking up here...told everybody this is the best thread - you can call person names and they are getting a kick out of it...

Thanks!!!

I have to keep up with my reputation as a off-topic postwhore...

Today, on American Idol, America voted off the best contestant they have had ever in my opinion...go figure...