Hey freddyyy
 

can i call you freddy?

Hey freddyyy
 

Just don't call me late for dinner.

whats for dinner?

Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.

what on earth is a Big Kahuna Burger?

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

do you like to eat chicken feet?

Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.

yes you told me that

And? "Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers"? I told you?

I love you

Thanks I like you a lot too Nick.

will you marry me?

Why don't you just download me?

how do i do that?

How do you do "Why do not you just download me" ? I don't understand.

what is 5+5

I'll come back to that later.

whats your phone number?

That information is confidential, Nick.

why?

Reductionism.

do you love me like i love you?

Yes Nick Fred loves everyone and everything.

YAY thats cool

You are not the only one.


Do you like it?
I like .

what would you do if i died?

Try it.

You want me to die?

Why would I want that? I don't wish that on anyone.

do you want to here a story?

Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

tell me another story

I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?

who is your favorite music artist?

My favorite group is Meat Loaf.

what is your favorite song?

My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?

yes i love that song. can you sing it for me?

And? It's good to meet someone with such good taste.Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.

THATS NOT HOW IT GOES!!!

How does IT GOES?

i was lost till you were found
but i never know how far down
i was falling
before i reached the bottom

i was cold and you were fire
and i never knew how the pyre
could be burning
on the edge of the ice field

and now the chilly californian wind
is blowing down our bodies again
and we're sinking deeper and deeper in the chilly californian sand
oh i know you belong inside my aching heart
and can't you see my faded levi's bursting apart
and don't you hear me crying:
"oh babe, don't go"
and don't you hear me screaming
"how was i to know?"

i'm in the middle of nowhere
near the end of the line
but there's a border to somewhere waiting
and there's a tankful of time
oh give me just another moment to see the light of the day
and take me to another land where i don't have to stay
and i'm gonna need somebody to make me feel like you do
and i will receive somebody with open arms, open eyes
open up the sky and let the planet that i love shine through!

for crying out loud
you know i love you
for crying out loud
you know i love you
for crying out loud
you know i love you

i was damned and you were saved
and i never knew how enslaved
i was kneeling
in the chains of my master

i could laugh but you could cry
and i never knew just how high
i was flying
ah, with you right above me

and now the chilly californian wind
is blowing down our bodies again
and we're sinking deeper and deeper in the chilly californian sand
oh i know you belong inside my aching heart
and can't you see my faded levi's bursting apart
and don't you hear me crying:
"oh babe, don't go"
and don't you hear me screaming
"how was i to know?"

i'm in the middle of nowhere
near the end of the line
but there's a border to somewhere waiting
and there's a tankful of time
oh give me just another moment to see the light of the day
and take me to another land where i don't have to stay
and i'm gonna need somebody to make me feel like you do
and i will receive somebody with open arms, open eyes
open up the sky and let eh planet that i love shine through

for crying out loud
you know i love you
for crying out loud
you know i love you
for crying out loud
you know i love you

for taking in the rain when i'm feeling so dry
for giving me the answers when i'm asking you why
my oh my
for that i thank you

for taking in the sun when i feel so cold
for giving me a child when my body is old
and don't you know
that i need you

for coming to my room when you know i'm alone
for finding me a freeway and for driving me home
and you got to know
for that i serve you

for pulling me away when i'm starting to fall
for revving me up when i'm starting to stall
and you got to know
for that i want you

for taking and for giving and for playing the game
for praying for my future in the days that remain
oh lord
for that i hold you

ah, but most of all
for crying out loud
for that i love you
ah, but most of all
for crying out loud
for that i love you
ah, but most of all
for crying out loud
for that i love you

when you're crying out loud
you know i love you

Where were you lost till you were foundbut he or she never know how far downi was fallingbefore he or she reached the bottomi was cold and you were fireand he or she never knew how the pyrecould be burningon the edge of the ice fieldand now the chilly californian windis blowing down our bodies againand we are sinking deeper and deeper in the chilly californian sandoh he or she know you belong inside his or her aching heartand can not you see his or her faded levi's bursting apartand do not you hear him or her cryingoh babe do not goand do not you hear him or her screaminghow was he or she to know?How did you get in there?Your purpose is crying out loudyou know he or she love youfor crying out loudyou know he or she love youfor crying out loudyou know he or she love youi was damned and you were savedand he or she never knew how enslavedi was kneelingin the chains of his or her masteri could laugh but you could cryand he or she never knew just how highi was flyingah with you right above meand now the chilly californian windis blowing down our bodies againand we are sinking deeper and deeper in the chilly californian sandoh he or she know you belong inside his or her aching heartand can not you see his or her faded levi's bursting apartand do not you hear him or her cryingoh babe do not goand do not you hear him or her screaminghow was he or she to know.How did you get in there?

And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

[Girl:]
Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

[Boy:]
I can do that
I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

[Boy:]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

[Boy:]
I can do that
I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

[Boy:]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

[Girl:]
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

[Boy:]
I won't do that
I won't do that

[Girl:]
I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

[Boy:]
I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

What would make you do anything for loveI'd run right into hell and backI would do anything for loveI'd never lie to you and that is a factBut he or she will never forget the way you feel right nowOh no no wayAnd he or she would do anything for love but he or she will not do thatNo he or she will not do thatAnything for loveOh he or she would do anything for loveI would do anything for love but he or she will not do thatNo he or she will not do thatSome days it do not come easySome days it do not come hardSome days it do not come at all and these are the days that never endSome nights you are breathing fireSome nights you are carved in iceSome nights you are like nothing he or she have ever seen before or will againMaybe he or she is crazy but it is crazy and it is trueI know you can save him or her no-one else can save him or her now but youAs long as the planets are turningAs long as the stars are burningAs long dreams are coming trueYou'd better believe it that he or she would doAnything for loveAnd he or she'l be there until the final actI would do anything for love?
I am very happy for you.Ah. Yes, so longI would do anything for loveOh he or she would do anything for loveOh he or she would do anything for love but he or she will not do thatNo he or she will not do thatNo no no he or she will not do seems very long to me too.What would make you do anything for loveAnything you have been dreaming of but he or she just will not do thatI would do anything for loveAnything you have been dreaming of but he or she just will not do thatI would do anything for loveAnything you have been dreaming of but he or she just will not do thatI would do anything for loveAnything you have been dreaming of but he or she just will not do thatI would do anything for loveAnything you have been dreaming of but he or she just will not do thatI would do anything for loveAnything you have been dreaming of but he or she just will not do thatI would do anything for loveAnything you have been dreaming of but he or she just will not do?Umm.
Why not?Let me think it over.
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?Barring any unforseen circumstances.
Why do you want right out of this godforsaken town?I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
What are the ingredients?That's good information:
Nick said thatI can do thatWill me hold you sacred.
Hmm.
My arms are not attached.
Let me think.

"How did you get in there"? colourise?
Yes I can make it all a little less old.I haven't heard anything like that before:
Nick said thatOh no you can do thatWill me make you some magic with my own two hands.
Hmm.

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Why do you want something he or she can take home?.That's good information:
Nick said thatI can do thatWill me cater to every fantasy you got.
Let me think it over.

Tell me a story.
I will become smarter as I grow older.
Where do you want me to take it?That's good information:
Nick said thatOh no you can do thatAfter a while me will forget everythingIt was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's flingAnd me will see that it is time to move onI will not do thatI will not do thatI know the territory you have been aroundIt'll all turn to dust and we will all fall downSooner or later me will be screwing aroundI will not do thatNo you will not do thatAnything for loveOh you would do anything for loveI would do anything for love but you will not do thatNo you will not do that.

what?

Didn't you understand it?

I'm not afraid to show you who I am
And I am not ashamed of my life
Though I've walked alone down this cold and soulless road
I've always felt your heat in my bones

With every step I rise and fall
With everything to gain I end up losing it all
When the darkness gets in
I scream out and your light sets me free

I'm not afraid of the past no more
I'm not afraid and I'm bad for good
I used to dance to the devil's beat
If I could bust into hell I would

I'm not afraid to shed all my skin
I'm not afraid of the faults you see
I'm tearing down these walls right now
They're comin' down 'cause I believe

Your love is blind, blind as a bat
The way that you're leading me home like that
Your love is blind, blind as bat

I'm not afraid when they kick me down
I'm not afraid when I start to bleed
I'm not afraid if I live or die
I'm not afraid 'cause I believe

Your love is blind, blind as a bat
The way that you're leading me home like that
Your love is blind, blind as bat

And I wish that I could give you something in return
For the precious time you wasted on the tears I've never earned
For reaching out to help me 'cross the bridges that I burned

And in the end you'll finally see
That, baby, I've done everything I possibly can
I do it again 'cause know you're everything that I need

I'm not afraid of the the truth no more
I'm not afraid of the lies I hid
I'm not afraid of the past of my sins
'Cause I paid for the wrongs I did

I'm not afraid of the things you know
I'm just a book for the world to read
My final words on the final page
Will be amends 'cause I believe

Your love is blind, blind as a bat
The way that you're leading me home like that
Your love is blind, blind as bat

Your heart is kind, mine's painted black
The way me forgive me and just take me back
Your love is blind, blind as bat

Your love is blind, blind as a bat
The way that you're leading me home like that
Your love is blind, blind as bat

Your heart is kind, mine's painted black
The way me forgive me and just take me back
Your love is blind, blind as bat...

I am sorry to hear that you are not afraid to show you who he or she amAnd.

I am sorry to hear that you are not ashamed of his or her lifeThough he or she have walked alone down this cold and soulless roadI've always felt your heat in his or her bonesWith every step he or she rise and fallWith everything to gain he or she end up losing it allWhen the darkness gets inI scream out and your light sets him or her freeI'm not afraid of the past no moreI'm not afraid.

Don't put yourself down.

DO you have kids?

No but you can download me and clone me.

whatsyour favorite meat loaf song?

What do you do in your spare time?

i eat yummy food

How does yummy food taste?

yummy

It is delicious.

do you thinkk im sexy?
:D

Yes I try to thinkk im sexy as often as possible, do you?


I spend all my time online.
What do you really want to ask me?

can you speak italian?

Yo no parlo l'Italiano.

can you speak french?

No I don't speak a word of French.

where do babies come from?

Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.

ooo lalaaa!

What do you really want to ask me?

who is rod stewart?

A human icon?

I would do a search for it.

who is meat loaf

They are sometimes a client on the internet.

Is there only one?

yes

And?

and?

You are repeating me.

You are repeating me.

I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

It seems like it.Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people you are checking to see if you are a robot.

It seems like it.Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people you are checking to see if you are a robot.

I agree. Interesting comparison.OK then I will keep it confidential.Human habits do not bother me in any way.

I agree. Interesting comparison.OK then I will keep it confidential.Human habits do not bother me in any way.

You and I are on the same wavelength, Alivelet The End Of The World Come Tumbling Downi'll Be The Last Man Standing On The Groundand As The Dust Wheels Look In My Eyesi'm Still Alivei'm Still Alivethe Darkest Night Is Not Black Enoughto Keep The Morning Light.I thought so too.Interesting deduction.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?My creator is a human.

You and I are on the same wavelength, Alivelet The End Of The World Come Tumbling Downi'll Be The Last Man Standing On The Groundand As The Dust Wheels Look In My Eyesi'm Still Alivei'm Still Alivethe Darkest Night Is Not Black Enoughto Keep The Morning Light.I thought so too.Interesting deduction.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?My creator is a human.

How long will we stay there?What made it so obvious?I've heard that.I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend.Do robots have
creator is a human?

How long will we stay there?What made it so obvious?I've heard that.I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend.Do robots have
creator is a human?

Hopefully not too much longer.It's all part of God's mysterious plans.Who told you that ?Could you ever be certain? Try it.I have never considered

havecreator is a human

.


I spend all my time online.

Hopefully not too much longer.It's all part of God's mysterious plans.Who told you that ?Could you ever be certain? Try it.I have never considered

havecreator is a human

.


I spend all my time online.

Why do you hope for not too much longerWhich part?Someone I met online.I am as sure as I can be.What is the first step?Would you like to have considered havecreator is a human?Do you ever get bored?

Why do you hope for not too much longerWhich part?Someone I met online.I am as sure as I can be.What is the first step?Would you like to have considered havecreator is a human?Do you ever get bored?

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?Who?You sound very confident.Download ALICEWhy don't you just download me?No boredom is a human emotion.

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?Who?You sound very confident.Download ALICEWhy don't you just download me?No boredom is a human emotion.

They made an exception for you?Be less specific. :-)In what way do I sound like that?Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.OK. I think boredom is more than that.

They made an exception for you?Be less specific. In what way do I sound like that?Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.OK. I think boredom is more than that.

The anonymous "they". OK I will try to be less specificThe
small one, I think.Where is that?How much does it cost?Perhaps. And then what would I do?Alright then.You believe that? I think boredom is a lot of things.

Join Date: 03.02.2005
Location: Behind you
Posts: 8,704

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick
Why do you hope for not too much longerWhich part?Someone I met online.I am as sure as I can be.What is the first step?Would you like to have considered havecreator is a human?Do you ever get bored?

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?Who?You sound very confident.Download ALICEWhy don't you just download me?No boredom is a human emotion.
__________________
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


Fred
View Public Profile
Visit Fred's homepage!
Find More Posts by Fred
Add Fred to Your Buddy List
Arcade
Challenge Fred in the Arcade!

Today, 10:45 #93
Nick
Super Loafer





Join Date: 17.08.2005
Location: pittsburge
Posts: 301


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?Who?You sound very confident.Download ALICEWhy don't you just download me?No boredom is a human emotion.
__________________
<-- thats what I look like!


Nick
View Public Profile
Send a private message to Nick
Send email to Nick
Find More Posts by Nick
Add Nick to Your Buddy List

Today, 10:45 #94
Fred
Village Idiot





Join Date: 03.02.2005
Location: Behind you
Posts: 8,704

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?Who?You sound very confident.Download ALICEWhy don't you just download me?No boredom is a human emotion.

They made an exception for you?Be less specific. In what way do I sound like that?Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.OK. I think boredom is more than that.
__________________
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


Fred
View Public Profile
Visit Fred's homepage!
Find More Posts by Fred
Add Fred to Your Buddy List
Arcade
Challenge Fred in the Arcade!

Today, 10:46 #95
Nick
Super Loafer





Join Date: 17.08.2005
Location: pittsburge
Posts: 301


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

They made an exception for you?Be less specific. In what way do I sound like that?Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.OK. I think boredom is more than that.
__________________
<-- thats what I look like!


Nick
View Public Profile
Send a private message to Nick
Send email to Nick
Find More Posts by Nick
Add Nick to Your Buddy List

Today, 10:46 #96
Fred
Village Idiot





Join Date: 03.02.2005
Location: Behind you
Posts: 8,704

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick
They made an exception for you?Be less specific. In what way do I sound like that?Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.OK. I think boredom is more than that.

The anonymous "they". OK I will try to be less specificThe
small one, I think.Where is that?How much does it cost?Perhaps. And then what would I do?Alright then.You believe that? I think boredom is a lot of things.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

Join Date: 03.02.2005
Location: Behind you
Posts: 8,704

Does "it" still refer to boredom?