What's Your New Name???
 

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Thanks, Mike!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = Dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = Sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dinky
Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin
B = feather
C = batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = snickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = Hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt
B = boob
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

My new name is:

Sloopy Farklechunks!!!

Dinky Farkletush........... Hmmmmm

Sloopy Pottydunkin :shock:

Sloopy Battyshorts....:?

dorfus chucklehiney

Dorfus dippindunkin ,, oh my

Mines Sleezy Dippinshorts!! I like it!!

Goober Wafflebutt lol

Meat Loaf's would be Snickle Pottybutt or Dorfus Burgerbutt!! I'm glad he's not likely to read this!!!

Shouldn't Goober be one of them?

If you take his first name as Michael but he'll always be Marvin to me!!

Sleezy Battydoodle :shock:

Wafflebutt, eh?

I think this requires further investigation...;)

Dorfus Chickentush ...lol

Doombah Waffletush :lol:

Sounds like you're somewhat related to Michael...

:shock:
True... maybe I missed something there...;)

Couldn't be that you've missed too much...:lmao:

:roll: won´t say anything further ;)

You're indeed a wise woman

Snickle Gizzardhump

:? Sloopy Dippinhiney reporting for duty. :roll:

M - Sleezy

O - Potty

A - Butt

Sleezy Potty Butt

Hmm... NICE!

:wtf: :nuts: :wtf: !!!!

Snickle Frickenbutt here....

Well after all the time I've spent on the bike just lately, that's about right!!!!!

Snooty Potty-Face :shock:

Snickle Dippintush :shock:

Ooooooooooooooooohhhh...that's one of the best ones so far!!!

Well, I had to cheat a bit since my first name only has 2 letters in it.

I will now answer to FLUFFY FARKLEFRICKEN

I've been called worse I suppose! =)

dorfus farkledunkin

Dorky Chickenfanny

My new name is Goober Snicklehead, and I'm the proud other half of Cheesey Farkledunkin!

And don't forget his dog Snickle Farkledunkin!!

How could I - he's the reason i can't move my feet!

:silence:

:lmao:

Yeah ok perhaps I could have put a little more thought into that sentense!!!!!

Perhaps...on the other hand...I wouldn't expected anything else from a woman who's bigger half is...CHEESEY...:lmao:

The only cheesey by the way here so far...bwahahahahaahaha...

Well if the cap fits ;)

Interesting...our expression is if the shoe fits...

Dorfus Farkletush


Maybe I should consider having that on my new mlukfc t-shirt?...... then again, maybe not!

lol

Sneezy Dippin-Tush

Tootsie Chuckleface! :lol:

Thanks im sloopy gizzardlips, not sure if its as bad as the one i was given at school. but thanks for the laugh

Dorky Rhinobrains - a pretty good description of how I feel at the moment!