Rephrase that ...
 

Rephrase the previously posted phrase without losing the basic meaning, then post a new phrase.

Example:
As good as it gets -> The best it can be







Keep of the grass.

Don't trample the grass

Beware of the viscious dog

Make love to me > I don't bite .... hard

Where is the next phrase?

oh! whoops!

Take out the Trash

Throw that garbage out!!!

It's very quiet in here...

Every b*gger's run off and left me!

Would anyone like a pint?

Who is paying???

This is one good looking chick!

Time to go to Specsavers for some new beer goggles

What you see is what you get

And nothing all I ever get...:(


Life is a lemon and I want my money back...

May I have my money back please, My life seems to be bitter

You are what you eat

You are full of sh*t

Would you please pass the salt?

Get away from me, devil!!!! *cross, cross, cross*

Surf's up and so am I

Dude, Surfs totally up

It hurts only when i feel

I always knew you're a vampire and are immortal...

I've been looking for an original sin.

I've worn out all the old sins, need to invent a new one

Yo, ho, and a bottle of rum, a pirate's life for me

I am Johnny Depp wannabe....

I'd lie for you and that's the truth!!!

It really wasnt me, Honestly! I promise!

It was like that when I got there

I am a big fat liar...

Your hat is in the way...please remove it...

I know that hats covering your bald spot but take it off.

Honestly, I never lie

I have NO idea what I am talking about...

Please turn off the light when leaving the room

Turn the F'ing light off, I'm trying to sleep!

Wheres my bacon?

Show me your @ss, please.



Get me five gallons of water!

Drown me, why don't you?

I feel like jumping into the lake

:twisted: A sudden urge is upon me to submerge myself in a local body of water.

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.

Damn...I just been run over by that huge tour bus...*dies*

Can you please let me know how to get to the library?

:twisted: Hey, where the place with the books?


Are you gonna go my way?

If you're going that way, I am moving into opposite direction...

Please don't make me laugh...

I think I may have had too much Botox, my face won't move

Can't you see my faded Levi's bursting apart?

Yes, my pockets are full of rocks and stuff...what did you think it was???

Are we there yet?