English Lessons
 

I've learned today what you call a purse...

What do you call Pick and Mix??????????????????

Pick and Mix when there's a huge stand/shop/whatever that has huge tubs of sweets and you serve yourself whatever you want and pay for the weight you've bought - so you pick and mix which sweets you want

And you usually end up spending way more than you intended to!! :))

Gotcha...we have those too...they are called...nothing...they don't have any name????

Thanks!!!

And Andy is making fun of me...

congrats (our lovely english language for things). I have a purse as well inside my wallet!!!

How do you have a purse inside of the wallet...

Are you guys making fun of me???

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

would we do that... no really i have where i can put my pounds coins and loose coppers (and I dont mean police) (coppers)

Yes you would...you're all evil...

We call police cops too...not coppers...cops...close enough but not as loving...:lmao:

i'm telling you the truth

listen

in english

you call cops, cops
we call cops over here

police
coppers
fuzz (slang)
pigs (slang)
old bill (slang)

not everyone takes the pee out of you (not yet anyway) (only kidding)

:D

You all take the pee here...here you're all SO brave...

I've met a few of you...you're SO afraid of me in real life...

Be afraid...be VERY VERY afraid...

:lmao:

nah!!! pussycat (and I don't mean one of the dolls) (i wish)

Who is a pussycat? You or me?

If it's you...you got that right...except for when you're cranky...

If it's me...well...you will meet me next week...not long to wonder...

But remember...I did warn you...

If you find a strange woman dangling from your neck...it ain't a necklace...it's me saying hello with hugs...

thanks for that, look forward to it, i'll bring my purse!!! (ha) (no really I will!!)

That reminds me of an old movie star of silent films era...

She was a...risque woman...and was known for her quotes...

One time she came to the catholic mass...she sees the priest walking down the aisle swinging the insence...

She says to him...

Darling...LOVE your dress...but your purse is on fire!!!

Split from the Birmingham review thread.

Thank you...I like your avatar...it looks JUST like you...

You forgot

Bobbies (Name after Robert Peel)
Rozzers (slang)
Filth (slang)

so I did, thanks jan!!!

giving zina some english lessons!!!

blame R zina for your english language course ---- you're doing well so far!!! (he, he)

Blame Zina for everything...why not...free for all!!!

can i blame zina for my broken tv?

Yes...I am a poltergeist too...

got a phrase for you zina.. sucking diesel.. as in, "now we're sucking diesel" lmao

:shock:

I've heard this before...but I can't for the life of me remember what the heck it means...