A story ...
 

Ok, lurkers - here goes:

I'm wondering, if we get this thing going: an ongoing story.
I'm going to start off with just 1 or sentence and you may add whatever you like ...

Got it?
It's your turn now!
8)
R.

Start:
Once upon a time in a country not far away in ...

And there is no day or night,
No hate and no fight

A man had his buddies, a beer and a dream to......

become Prime Minister of the Netherlands

Hey Ricky, now mine is empty, how about one for you?

... "Sure, mate! http://www.mlukfc.com/chat/images/burp.gif" one of those buddies answered and went off to order another round.

Meanwhile ...

But on the way to the bar he got distracted by....

A DEAD RINGER FOR LOVE

Who said..... :??:

....

"Excuse me, but is this an empty bottle in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?" .
At first he didn't know what to say, but then ...

YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH

In his embarrassment, he dropped his wallet, keys and and PDA - despite grovelling around frantically, he couldn't find the PDA...

...then heard a bleep bleep..

....he picked up his phone, and there was a friend with a very bad attitude....

So he told him to lose the attitude and hung up, by which time the beer's had taken effect so he made his way across the crowed bar to get to the mens room, as he pushed the door open.............

who just wanted a piece of the action

..it was a woman dressed to kill in the mens room Hi honey she snarled...

"what are you doing in here, get out quick!" (he said to his daughter)

but i need to ask you a very very important question.......'Does My Bum Look Big In This??'

...touch of the J-Lo there honey..

..have to look after that otherwise it'll end up on the floor, looking like a wedding train..

...they said that you had a bad attitude, but i didnt believe them until now...

..you shouldn't listen to others little boy, aren't u man enough to make your're own mind up..

Then he could take no more he grabed his jacket and went out to find his motorbike, It was a hot summers night and...........