Has anyone...........
 

:twisted: ever felt strong physical pain in a dream :??:


I know that the prevailing wisdom is that you CANNOT feel pain in a dream :up: , however, I am now the new prevailing wisdom, and I can tell you that the previous prevailing wisdom is a load of crap :angry: .

And NO, it wasn't Freddy Kreuger :roll:

Jason???

:twisted: No, a little black b^$tard cat with very sharp claws and teeth, and a very short temper :bicker:

Oh...then it wasn't me...whew...

Neil someone might have a voodoo doll of you :shock:

:twisted: A cat?
With a voodoo doll? :wtf:

Geez...Neil, from the mouth of the babes...

Not cat....pain...

:twisted: But has anyone else ever felt PHYSICAL pain in a dream?

I can honestly say no this has not happened to me:shock: !!!!!

I hope this dream stops it sounds nasty!

oh...like in scary movie 2?:devil::lmao:

yeah...mice and cats...

Can we please call people by there 'virtual' names because it makes threads quite hard to follow when you call them by there real names? If I was just a random retard, then I would probably not have a clue who 'Neil' was.

Neil? Who the f*ck is Neil?

you tell me

Guys...if you want to joke...why don't you find another thread?

Sorry, I thought this whole thread was a joke!

I thought this whole forum was a joke!:shock:

:twisted: Back on topic please gentlemen.

Are you joking?

:twisted: If I were joking, i'd say "knock knock", or, "an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman go into a bar........."

As it stands, i'm NOT joking, so can we have this back on the original topic please :wink:

Couldn't have said it better myself!!!

I can tell you lots of jokes that don't start with those phrases. To be honest, I think you need to learn a few more jokes.

Ok, back to the topic..... maybe it's a cat with extra long legs sitting on a chair, stroking a big fluffy white cat and humming 'I ho', just for the hell of it.

The amount of times people has said that is unbeleivable...... be honest, whould you have said that if Meat never sang it as a song or were you just being really, really funny?

Here! Here!

Three reverends, a catholic, a anglican and a protestant go swimming...
naked...
Three women come around, unfortunately they´re from exactly the three parishes where the reverends come from.
So the reverends are taking three towels...
the catholic and the protestant are covering their genitals with the towels the anglican throws it over his head.
After the women went by, the protestant asks the anglican:
"Why didnt you cover your genitals?" and he says:
"I dont know how it´s in your parish, but in mine people recognise each other from the face!"

:lmao:

GROW UP!
Your being pathetic! Leave Neil alone and stop trying to pick fights with people it isn't cool and yes I would say that if Meat hadn't sung it because I believe in what was said!