Excuses, excuses ...
 

I ran out of gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from out of town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake.
A terrible flood.
Locusts.
It wasn't my fault!

So, what's your excuse?

:twisted: Been watching Blues Brothers huh? :elwood: :elwood: :mrgreen:


I was kidnapped by aliens :yep:

I was held captive by renegade nuns on wheels.

:twisted: My dog ate my car keys.

I couldn't find my glasses. :shrug:

:twisted: I got locked in the toilet.

My cellphone fell into the loo. :yep:

:twisted: I was just on my way, then it happened, the second coming of Christ :yikes:

The clowns made me do it. :bleh:

:twisted: It wasn't me.

no no no, you got it all wrong

:twisted: See, I have this evil twin i've never mentioned before.......... :yep:

my phone didnt work, i didnt check my emails yet, i wasnt home, etc etc etc

sorry i'm late my dad swolloed a moth and was choking on it and he was puking up :yep:

must be a mind reader ,was just gonna post that one lol

sorry im late,been waiting over half hour for a bus ((not))

its 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and were wearing sunglasses

The dog ate my door keys

didnt catch the train/bus/tram/other transportation vehicle

:twisted: But you told me to :shock:

aaah, you meant it that way?

:twisted: What?

But I was waiting outside the OTHER McDonalds :doh:

erm.....but- yes, yes, yes, but, ähem..... I.... actually, yeah, erm, ergh..... really??

:twisted: My watch stopped.

I was having an OBE - Out of Body Experience. :whistle: