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Bat Out of WHERE???
From the BBC ...
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said. She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear. "I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat. "That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe. "It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out. "When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there. "I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home. "I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly. "The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before. "When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket." The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released. |
I was just about to post this, you came up with a much better thread title than me though!
No idea how someone can NOT notice something like that in their bra! As for "cuddly little bat"... wouldn't be saying that if it'd bitten you now would you?! |
34FF bra???
WTF is that??? Of course, she didn't notice bat...she probably wouldn't have noticed somebody's hand groping around there either... |
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I believe "ample" covers it :twisted: Dave |
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Maybe she was "Blind as a bat"....i thank you goodnight |
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Sooo one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! |
lol now that is very funny. How the nora did she not notice a BAT in her bra when she put it on.
Perhaps since the bat is black, her bra is black.... but come on though.... |
it's always funnier when it happens to someone else!
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Bat in a jockey strap??? |
no but i've had a bug up my a$$ on some occasions...moving on
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Recap: lady with giant bazookas had a bat in her bra and didn't notice...I guess there was too much friction in there cause bat woke up and complained...lady took the bat out and felt very sorry she can't keep it there forever cause it shore felt good...bat got scared and went to look for another lady... Where are going from here??? |
probably nowhere else to go after that.
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Actually...actually...I am seriously worried about the lady...
Here is your simple math: Difference between bust size and underbust size (inches) Cup size (UK and Australia) Cup size (rest of Europe, Canada and US) Less than one inch AA AA 1 inch A A 2 inches B B 3 inches C C 4 inches D D 5 inches DD E or DD 6 inches E F or DDD 7 inches F G 8 inches FF H 9 inches G I 10 inches GG J 11 inches H K 12 inches HH L 13 inches J 14 inches JJ So...her whatever is 8 inches...take it away from 34 and you get...26...lady is anorexic??? |
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No - chest size is 34" then ADD the extra 8" that her 'appendages' take up. Therefore her chest measurement is 42" |
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FF is nothing - it's the JJ that scare me!:lol:
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That makes it worse, a black bat in a white bra and she didn't see it!! Still, I suppose it's relatively small in comparison :shock:
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