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Ben 31 May 2003 17:02

Oh I Say......
 
I thought id take a leaf out of R's book:-

Why Most Professions Are Dirty

The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."

The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

dottie 01 Jun 2003 04:12

Oh don't know what u mean Ben :lmao:

Shane 01 Jun 2003 07:10

On a serious note,
 
People working in a convent.

Sorry, I've just been watching The Magdalene Sisters. Plus there has been all that stuff in the news.

Testify 01 Jun 2003 09:57

:lmao: thats funny!!

Asha 01 Jun 2003 16:12

Nice one Ben,

I'm having so much fun, I'm glad though that my profession isn't up there :bunny:

:lmao:

Asha

original sin 01 Jun 2003 16:23

:lmao: what about the taxidermist?? he's always stuffing 8O


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