Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work....
 

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just being insignificant.

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Chaos, panic, and disorder----my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

And last but not least:

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

:lmao:

:lmao: well thats going on my office wall for sure

Re: Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work....
 

So you work in the same place as me then? :mrgreen:

i love, love it , :lmao: it is brilliant

i am going to save these for future reference :P
kezzina

Re: Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work....
 

Yes I do :lmao:

I have them posted on my wall to Kezzina :D

Real fun kezzina!!! :lmao:

But off the record... i just say all kind off things at work. If people like it or not, just like here. I can't keep my mouth shut. And like you people think... indeed.. it gets me in some problems sometimes...

I know this feeling well, smiling sweetly when you would rahter be slapping seven bells out of them for being stupid!!!!!

These will be on our staff room wall first thing tomorrow

:lmao:

:lol: like it

Sometimes I want to jump up and shout: "KNACKERS TO THIS, I'M GOING HANGLIDING!"

:mrgreen:

I work at a middle school, with 11 to 13 year old children- this is so perfect!

Sherrie

I am also a teacher, and i know what you mean. heeheh, but i think you can't afford it to say that.

The Butcher.

Re: Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work....
 

Not me, being a nurse and all
:lmao:

i now what you mean i work in a petrol station
in also not a people person :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I would like to scream 'NO - I do not have the bl....y time to do you a favour.

To the teachers above, see the Channel 4 series TEACHERS, funnily enough, do yous all drink like that and have wee fly passionate meetings????? :oops:

:twisted: Things I wish I could say at work?I could have some fun with that :devil:
Top of the list for a karaoke host/singer would have to be....

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A F...ING JUKEBOX :evil: ?

FOR GOD'S SAKE WILL YOU JUST ALL HURRY UP AND GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO SING :zzz: .

YOU CAN ONLY SING IF YOU FIRST PRESENT ME WITH BEER 8) .

NO, THE MUSIC IS NOT TOO FAST.IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK YOU CRETIN :roll: .

YES,THIS IS THE RIGHT VERSION :? .

THAT WAS THE WORST VERSION OF THAT SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD :down: .

NO YOU CAN'T SING.I'M DRUNK NOW.THE MIC IS ALL MINE :mrgreen: .

Those are cute Mouse :lmao: :twisted: