To All My Friends....
 

Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are some promises that really speaks to true friendship :lol:

1. When you are sad....I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ~~~~~~~ who made you sad.

2. When you are blue....I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile....I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared....I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried....I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused...I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick....Stay away from me. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall....I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. Remember: A friend will help you move, A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel :lol:

hello friend


Rosie

Shadow Love no. 1 :!:

Can I be your friend? :lol:

Definately :lol:


Maria

Heheh, fun!!

May i be your friend also??

I feel so special :wink:

You Are :wink:

of course you are Tim

Shadow i loved this - something else for my office wall

Like the others said... you are special. Like every one of us. :lol:

You guys are way too sweet :lol:
By the way Tim, I love the quote that you added to your signature :lmao:

Maria

Thank you very much. Hehe, Guppie was saying that.... and i loved it.

yeah, another one for my wall too, it really is funny.
Especcially, 3,7,9. :twisted:

kezzina

Can, I be someone's friend :D

We are all friends on this forum!!

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Does that include me 8O

Definately :wink:

A firend in the world at last!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8)

See, cats and mice can get along :lmao:

meow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,PHART :oops:

Can I be your friend here too as I am just new and haven't any friends on here yet... Either that or you don't like me already :o

:lol: love them shadow. :lol: Can i be your friend?

Hi ChrissybabezNI and Cpl Mickey,

You guys can definately be my friends. I need all the friends I can get :wink:


Maria

Hey, I am new here and I would like a friend. :)

Autumn (BadAttitude)

Now you have one :D


Maria

Thanks for being my friend Maria :D :oops:

Autumn (BadAttitude)