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needmoremeat 21 May 2005 21:06

He he he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'm learning to drive at the moment, and I've drove Dad's car a few times now: a Citroen Xsara Picasso, big car!!! Anyway, tonight I drove us to church, and the gate to the carpark is quite small. :shock: I did my best, but managed to lightly graze the right wheel arch. Only lightly!!!!! Cue Dad to go in a mood because of it. I drove home, but let Dad reverse onto the drive. Me and Mam were waiting in the lobby for Dad as neither of us had a key when we heard a crunch. Dad had managed to crash the car into the wall!!!!!!!! :lmao: Twelve years of doing that, and he crashes it the night I scrape it!!!!!! :lol: You can't tell it's been bumped unless you go up close to it, but Dad's now in a worse mood, while I feel so much better!! I won't tell him tonight though!!! :)) Brilliant!!!!!!!!!



















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Tim 21 May 2005 21:10

You are mean!! That is not nice hahaha.... But i can imagine why you are feeling happy. You didn't make the only error while driving. :D

SuperLoafMan 21 May 2005 21:11

OOOO bloody hell....thats worse than bad luck... :?

I am learning to drive too at the moment, but my parents wont let me drive our car, that is a Shogun, probobly about the same size as yours, so your parents are very kind....

I think if i did drive our car and then scratch it i dont think i would be able to drive our car again....even if i had passed my driving test :roll:

Gez 24 May 2005 21:07

I was sitting learning sum1, turned a corner and right into a hedge. Turned to her asked why she did that, replied 'you didnt tell me to straighten the wheel' :shock: ..........woman drivers ah dont know :cool:

DIZZY DRUMMER 24 May 2005 22:33

my one & only lesson was with my now hubby

I was a biker - so forgot about the other 6 foot on the left & drove into a garage door :oops:

Never been behind a wheel of a car since - give me a bike anytime :cool:

needmoremeat 25 May 2005 16:39

lol!
Mam tried to learn to drive from Dad, which is never a good idea. She gave up on learning. Anyway, she used to move over to the pavement whenever there was someone on it! :lol: Another time she was approaching a t-junction, and Dad told her to slow down. So naturally the car shot forward :lol: :roll: , she took her hands off the wheel screaming, and Dad had to pull the car round on two wheels!!!!! :lol:
When one of my older brothers was learning, they were coming to a t-junction with a hedge straight ahead of them. He went into the hedge :lol: :roll: When Dad asked what he did that for, he replied. "You didn't tell me whether to turn left or right"! :roll:
I know the feeling: driving to cinema the extra long way on Sunday that I don't know, Dad sometimes just started talking loudly to me about changing down gears ages ago when I didn't know where I was meant to be going :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


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